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Kris Gideon as Endo - @kissofhemlock
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Hearthsinger Tales - Courts Of Crystal - S1E4 - Dealing With Dewchug

Meat and Mouths is terrifying, so I made a terrifying war chant using the melody of Battle Raven.

Broken Warlock

Cteam-themed fan parody song of "Imagine" by John Lennon
Written by the Drunk Phytologist and Takkun. Performed by the Drunk Phytologist.

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I sing this song to share my inner heart
Hoping this gift is not a step too far
Not as good as what he'd do, but it's a start
May my message touch the sky and reach his star

I wish I could be
in his steeple
That he'd see me
As one of his people

Put in a good word, Rosie
For Margerie, 
Pargerie
Me

Prince Blit'zen is simply beyond compare
Builds golems like a savant engineer
Plays a lyre with a special kind of flair
Faces every challenge strong and without fear

I wish I could be
Part of his shine
That he'd see me
As worthy of his time

Put in a good word, Rosie
For Margerie, 
Pargerie
Me

And I hope that he knows that I'll be there
One of many in the crowd but always near
Does he notice my shining mammalian hair?
Does he see that he is all that I hold dear?

I wish I could be
More than a friend
That he'd see me
As Margerie Blit'zen

Put in a good word, Rosie
For Margerie, 
Pargerie
Me

Robin Childs's Album

Margerie Pargerie Me

If I Pray to Vars Maelis

Collaboration with the amazing Nick Krefting, aka kreftron here on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/kreftron
Original lyrics spawned with spontaneous on-the-fly-flair by Kris Straub on The "C" Team: https://soundcloud.com/chainsawsuit
Drow translation by Lindsay Waterman https://twitter.com/linwat_
Cathedral sounds & ambiance by klankbeeld on freesound.org: http://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/
Tune is the classic 1960s Spider-Man theme song in Cm

Lyrics:

Lolth is great, Lolth is great
That's my favorite spider goddess
Kill me in the dark!
Eat my blood
Listen to your mom
Sons should be destroyed
Look out!
I am a pious boy 
     
Lolth zhah zhennu, Lolth zhah zhennu
Nindel zhah ussta orbb Quarval-sharess
Elgg ussa wun lil olath
Cal ussta vlos
Vok ulu dosst ilhar
Dalharuk zhah'la tlu elggat
Lor doeb!
Usstan tlun w'kar wiu

Lolth Is Great

Page 78 of hymns to Lolth the Spider Goddess. Vocals By @RobinofLeyLines and @NickKrefting! Original Lyrics by @krisstraub!

Lolth Is Great Hymn

Words and Music by kreftron
Title and inspiration by Tycho Brahe, Kate Welch, and the rest of the C-Team

Mama I'm deep in it this time
And I hate to ask you this way
But I'm stuck in a bind
And I need my mother today

Mama they say you're a hammer
A hammer ain't like you at all
You're more of an anvil
And anvils can handle the fall

Mama they told me your secret
And I've got a new contract for you
The ones who denied me,
We'll show them what Beestingers do  

Yeah, they will feel your sting.
Yeah, they will feel our sting.

You always said, if I needed you, to drop you a line
Well I wrote and I wrote, but I guess I'll try one last time.

Mama I thought you could save me
But I know that that isn't true.
Your heart is an anvil,
So hardened, so cold and unmoved.  

Mama I'll find a new family
With an anvil who'll be there for me
And wouldn't you know it,
Bellerophon starts with a 'bee'

Yeah, you will feel my sting.
Yeah, you will feel my sting.

Pendragon & the Anvil

Words and music by kreftron
Thanks to a question from MaxwellsDeamon (twitter.com/MaxwellsDeamon) for chorus and title inspiration!

Tendrils hint and wave
Suggest a deeper, truer way
The flaws illuminate the whole,
The cracks in prime material.

You stand at such a tear
A past of which you're unaware
Blood no longer clings to blood
Degenerate solutions to world

This is why you trust me
I'll fix this and you'll trust me

I see it plain and true
The axis to project onto
Construct a function to correct 
Rotate the transformation to connect

This is why you trust me
I'll fix this and you'll trust me

I come back to myself and I've done what I needed to do
I see your face and I know you've forgotten something you once knew

You'll never know you trust me

Trust Me

D&Dads

Collaboration between Robin Childs and Nick Krefting (https://soundcloud.com/kreftron). Donaar vocals and instrumentals by Nick, Walnut vocals and lyrics by Robin.

PERFECT KILLING MACHINE

(Donaar -->Together)

I wanna make the perfect - killing - machine
We're gonna make the perfect - killing - machine!

(Donaar)
Fire! Fire! Promised flesh
With Golem Iron we will mesh
For what can harm will also heal
Maximum damage we will deal!

(Walnut --> Together)
I wanna make the perfect - killing - machine
We're gonna make the perfect - killing - machine!

(Walnut, with Donaar interruption)

Higher! Higher! Levitate
Around the arm a fire snake
Meld with Mephits (No, Meh-FEET!)
Unleash the drill! Let's bring the heat! 

(Together)

I wanna make the perfect - killing - machine
We're gonna make the perfect - killing - machine!

(Donaar Bridge)
I bring the talent, brains, and skill 
My mind is a strong box of untapped lore
Needed to make an automaton kill 
Who cares if I didn't know it before?

(Walnut Bridge)
I bring the blueprints, checked, cosigned
United for once by the will to win
Together we form one beautiful mind
I hate his guts, but damn I respect him

(Together)

I wanna make the perfect - killing - machine
We're gonna make the perfect - killing - machine!

(Walnut)

Daughter! Daughter! Plant the seed
For slaughter it is all you need
From faithful Jay and foolish Mouse
In B Team's construct it will sprout!

(Together)

I wanna make the perfect - killing - machine
We're gonna make the perfect - killing - machine!

(Donaar)

Dragon! Dragon! For the head
Stays right on target! BANG! They're dead!
Some say drones are hard to fly
But I'll succeed on my first try!

(Together)

I wanna make the perfect - killing - machine!
We're gonna make the perfect
Perfect
PERFECT
PERFECT KILLING MACHINE!

Hearthsinger Tales - Courts Of Crystal - S1E4 - Dealing With Dewchug

Anne Richmond

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