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The Dick Show

A track written in celebration of Dick Masterson's podcast, The Dick Show, and rare Pepe's everywhere.

Go check out: http://thedickshow.com/

Pepe the Frog

"Yo, how u want your podcast network fam?"
"Just fuck my shit up"
"Say no more. That'll be $30K, plus tip."

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/494119/hurt-just-fuck-my-personal-and-professional-reputation-up-lakembra/

Backing track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkfizay7ak

Lyrics:

I cucked myself today to see if I still feel
I focus on my rape, the only thing that's real

Dick's penis tears a hole. The old familiar sting
Try to shill it all away but I disavowed everything

What have I become, my sweetest Dick?
Every subscriber goes away pretty quick.

And you could have my failed podcast empire of dirt
I will let you down, I will sell bad shirts.

Hurt (Just fuck my personal and professional reputation up)

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/622709/cucks-in-the-wind-ft-samglaze-lakembra/

Piano by Samglaze: https://soundcloud.com/samglaze
Lyrics written by /u/688as (lyrics below).

From Episode 39 of The Dick Show:
https://soundcloud.com/dick-show/episode-39-santa-cuck-diy-glow

Asterios clips from:
http://biggest.thedickshow.com/episode-77/
http://thedickshow.com/episode-21/
http://thedickshow.com/episode-31/
https://soundcloud.com/user-667747853/060-intrigued-hesitation

*Now with 50% less fade out!

Lyrics:
I close my eyes
As I prep the bull for my wife to fuck  
I open wide
Wrap my lips around and give a hearty suck

Cucks in the wind
All we are is cucks in the wind

Same old song
I hide in the closet 'til my wife is done
I call up Dick
And ask him if he wants to hear my latest bit

Cucks in the wind
All we are is cucks in the wind
Kokonuts!

My wife's son
Tells me I'm not funny, and I yell too much
My patreon
Is the only thing in life that keeps me going on


Cucks in the wind
All we are is cucks in the wind (all we are is cucks in the wind)
Cucks in the wind (everything is cucks in the wind)
Everything is cucks in the wind

Cucks In The Wind (ft. Samglaze)

Chill grooves in celebration of The Dick Show.

The Dick Show Remixes

Some Days

Dickbute - Chris Strand

http://thedickshow.com

With over TWO. POINT. FIVE. MILLION. DOWNLOADS.

Thumbnail by @Aciou: https://soundcloud.com/aciou
Backing track used with permission from www.karaoke-version.com and www.tencymusic.com

Lyrics:
And I would download (two point five)
And I would download (two point five million)
Just to be the man who downloads five millions downloads of your show.

Da-download (download)
Da-download (download)
dadadowndadadowndadoadndaown-download

Two Point Five

The debut single from the upcoming HMWH album titled "FAGGOT P*LICE". HMWH is an outfit from three Australian dickheads, Lakembra, Samglaze and Aciou.

Lyrics:
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This here's a tale bout a couple folks named Dick and Maddox
Now, Dick was a Dick, but Maddox? Well, he was something else.

Well Dick and Maddox used to host a show I kinda liked
they'd yell about some stupid shit and get into a fight
apples, boxes, cucks, and dogs, earthquakes, fries, and the rest
but they also had a super-loud, unexpected guest

See there was another man in town, his name Asterios
A boisterous man without a plan, he would join in with his bros
And who could forget the man in black, as handsome as he's high
and Randy with his airhorn, boy the show was quite a sight

But on one fateful winter's night, the show would fall apart

Whoa-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Whoa-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe

Those boys sure did bring in an awful lot of problems,
But the real problems had only just begun.

See Maddox had a way that he would treat his lady friends
While Dick, he loved to play the fool it was always just pretend
But, Maddox had a different way of going about things
While Asterios was a sneaky Greek, he was no Armenian

Maddox leered lecherously, made everyone uncomfortable
He even tried to stump the man we all knew was unstumpable
So when Dick allegedly took a girl that Maddox used to know
Maddox lost his goddamn mind and started to explode

Nothing was the same since then and soon the show was no more

Whoa-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Whoa-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe

So Dick left, and he never looked back.

Dick found himself with adoring fans and they bought him a house.
While Maddox's days are numbered: two if you count the cow's

Whoa-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Whoa-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
(repeat)
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FAGGOT P*LICE

The Ballad of The Goss (2017)

Dong Star

Use promo code TOOTHY at www.kendollinhide.com for 4% off your preorder.

Keep It Real (Toothy)

Songs I didn't write but sang anyway.

Hard Out Here For a Cuck

A remix of a interesting rant from The Dick show 73 (https://thedickshow.com/episode-73/) and the famous Marble machine song of Winter gatan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q)

StoneAge (Dickshow/Wintergatan remix)

Press F to pay respects
https://imgur.com/8JxcnuY

Tear jerking thumbnail by @samglaze

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Would you know my name if i was banned from twitter?
Would it be the same if it went down the shitter?
I must be strong and carry on
Cause I know something something Sean's dong

Would you hold my hand if i saw you on gab?
Would you help me stand using their shitty app?
I guess ill say "See you Tuesday"
Cause I know I just can't stay here on twitter
===

Instrumental provided by: http://www.karaoke-version.com/

Tears On Twitter

80s Girl Left With Your Friend

A love letter to a broken relationship. Satire tag included.

Production and Vocals by Danny Danger
Chorus Vocals by Emma Abrahamsson and Daniel Hansson
Lyrics and Concept by Christopher Lush, Danny Danger and the Dick Show FB Group

George (/parody) feat. Emma Abrahamsson & Daniel Hansson

Lolsuit fun with this Jimmy Buffet parody

When The Lawsuit Implodes(remastered)

I get up, and watch my girl go down
On some dude while clubbing downtown
And I know, baby just how it feels
(To cook my) favorite soup and listen to my girlfriend squeal

Ah can't ya see me standing here I got my back against our washing machine
Watching him removing your jeans
My girlfriend's sucking his peen

Ah, might as well cuck (cuck!)
Might as well cuck
Go head and cuck (cuck!)
Go head and cuck

Ow ow, hehehe
Can I join? Okay I'll sit back down
She says I must watch, so I watch him go to brown town

Ah can't you see her take deposits like
an automated teller machine?
This dude just busted his cream
I guess I'll begin to clean

Ah, might as well cuck (cuck!)
Might as well cuck
Go head and cuck (cuck!)
Go head and cuck

Ah, might as well cuck (cuck!)
Might as well cuck
Go head and cuck (cuck!)
Go head and cuck

A Cuckold's Valentine's Day

Cuck

Music written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2018

Lyrics written and performed by MCMC and Kendollinhide ©2018

As heard on episode 108 of The Dick Show (36m52s): thedickshow.com/episode-108/

Big thanks to all involved: Kendollinhide, Samglaze, Asterios, Madcucks, 688as & Hazencruz

Lyrics

Hehe hehe's the master of blasting hard bars faster
Outsmarting and outclassing all past MCs like me
What a bastard, feasting on carcasses of bars that I speaked
On a fat narstee beat made for me by < < < Aciou > > >
He's on a train of inspiration and Ken's speeding away
What a waste of my time going out my way to write lines 
While this guy's got the balls 
To make me cry laughing with two syllables (hehe)
God damn fam this motherfuckers fuckin' me up, 
Thinking I'm shit out of luck, thinking all my stuff sucks,
I must say the way he lays down these premium yucks
Has even got me monthly giving ten bucks!
It's not enough, this guy deserves obscene amounts of green
You must just trust me you're gonna see what I mean
I'm sorry Sean, I've got a new mancrush, I've seen the light
Support his songs at Patreon.com/kendollinhide

Chorus: 

He makes me wanna give up and kill myself
With the lyrics he's got going on in his mind
No wait, I won't give up, I'll just shill myself
To patreon.com/kendollinhide

Ken: You give me too much credit, what I do is quite easy
"Blah blah blah CUCK blah blah blah HEHE"
Can't sing like Lakembra, Strand or Anthony Charles
I can't splice nice like Cuckcux and Mr. Seidel
I can't make a theme song, my body's not a space station
Can't conjure up a beat like Vistas' wizardly creations
I can't play an instrument like Savestate Myroom
"Can't Handle criticism like" "Fuck off Hazencruz"
24 songs and counting, 6 hours each
Let's do some quick accounting, hmm...carry the 3
Minus the equipment, expenses and fees
I'm only losing 4 US dollars a week
Yeah business is hard but I can turn this around
A beef would bring some traffic to my humble Soundcloud
So meet me outside if you hate these damn verses
I'll skin your ass alive and make a couple manpurses

He makes me wanna give up and kill myself
With the lyrics he's got going on in his mind
No wait, I won't give up, I'll just shill myself
To patreon.com/kendollinhide

He makes me wanna give up and kill myself
With the lyrics he's got going on in his mind
No wait, I won't give up, I'll just shill myself
To patreon.com/kendollinhide

When The Lawsuit Implodes(remastered)

Anthony Charles Esq.