From the depths of space came a young man. The only objects with him were a keyboard, guitar, ukulele and his voice. He looked around and heard the Earth's sounds. After listening to all the eclectic music he could handle, he decided that the world was lacking something. So he took a person and preformed a lobotomy. He saw that the person's head was filled with F.U.C.K. aka Flawed Understanding Concerning Knowlege. He took his instruments and went into a small town on the border of Illinois and Wisconsin. There he stopped and found a place to rest. It was then that he started to create music in hope to let the world of fuckheads gain the knowledge they lacked. That is the story of Throop McClerg.

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