To begin our collaboration, I must ask something of you.

HELLO

It's hard to believe it's been so long since James left, out there chasing the dream.
I just wonder, after all these years, if you two will still be friends.

Real People, Real Peaks

Oh, yeah, me? Don't need a partner past my OG, not that you would know anything about that.
Yeeaaahhh, Henry's gonna be doing a lot of the heavy lifting for this project.
(The sock puppet thing is getting old.)

Study Hall

You know, it's funny man.
At one time I used to be able to respect you.

Michael

Do Not Enter

* ...Hey... Vris, was it?
* Could you do me a little favor?
* Professor Alphys would never suspect me as the culprit, but...
* I'm sorta in a corner. I'm sure you know where this is heading.
* Take the fall for me.

> Yes ♥ No

* You sound offended. What's gotten into you, bud?
* Unless you've forgotten, you're a human in a world of monsters.
* If there's even the slightest evidence, such as an alibi from a trusted student,
* Everyone's gonna blame YOU.
* That change your mind? Heh.

> Yes ♥ No

* ...
* Guess if you're threatening me by being here...
* ...You might as well not be here AT ALL.

05. Prick

Sam:
* Berdtha!? You asked BERDTHA to be on your team!?

King:
* (I Did Not Ask Her I Did Not Ask Her I Did Not Ask Her)

Berdtha:
* That's LADY Berdtha to you simpletons!!
* And soon... SUPER Lady Berdtha!

Sam:
* ... the hell does that mean?

King:
* (I Have No Damn Clue Just Go With It)

Berdtha:
* You see, thanks to our WONDROUS King...
* WE... will soon RULE the WORLD!
* And turn this Land of Fools... into a Smartopia.
* A true Scientocracy, where the Geniuses of the world,
* Can bathe freely in pools of fresh fruit and ambrosia.
* No longer held back by protozoans like YOU!

Credit: IFr0st_7

Berdtha

This is the "SEE THE ᛆᛔᛔᛂᛆᛚ" replacement for my au Deltarune: the SAD and LONELY puppet. Who woulda guessed?
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*NEGA Spindull walks towards you.
S: its time we both opened our eyes
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Deltarune by toby fox
The other puppet by the other puppet on tumblr
The same puppet by @overkill
The same other puppet by @zinc, and @chompz
The same same puppet by @maz
The same same and other puppet by @fortplanet
song by my goat: @t3mp_er

[6jam] Deltarune: the SAD and LONELY puppet - 🖐👌👍🤚  👆🤙

This is the "[TSOP SWORD]" replacement for my funny little AU, "Deltarune: The Same same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris bug tests for Michael.

I know you, mate
You've always been fascinated by whatever doesn't hit the shelves.
"Lost Media" as you use to put it.
Well
How about I show you what TENNY was working on before the boss stole his work.

CODENAME: HOMETOWN - BUILD 24560

/surf/ (TSSP)

Atop hedges are busts. Surrounded by the faces of great men...
The fire of their sacrifice burns within you.

Agora

I finally find one decompile. But its broken.
(Tear, tear...)
...who know how fix this?

He's asking you for help, man.

"Who Know How Fix This"

Sad Machine

No boss fights. I cant add boss fights.
What do I do.

If you're so intent on us going through a boss fight, why don't you "boss fight" us yourself?!

...
I think I will kill myself.

Woah, woah, hold on, hold on... What if... to make it fair...
I fought on your side this time.

Michael & Sadley

Waaaaahh!! WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
My toys... My... r-rules...
You... r-rulebreakers...

Are you a frickin' baby, man?
You're crying even more than... sad guy over there!

What's... What's with that smug look on your face?!
Don't you remember the rule about crying?!

I didn't read that crap because it was stupid. None of your guys are even crying anymore!

Ewahhh.... Waaahh.... Waahh...
Well, the r-rule about crying is below the rule about getting work done...
But you three are doing NEITHER.
So... If there's still not a tear in your eye... Sniff...
I'll make you cry.

ARRAY

This is the "Digital Entropy 👁️ 'Devil's Leftovers' (aka: lean to give up)" replacement for my ancient fuckin AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet".

<.Your disc was destroyed.>
<.Consider your trauma and the distances you've traveled to avoid it.>
<.You don't feel better, but you don't feel obligated to anymore.>
<.Insert another disc?>

➪ "The ALPHA DISC"
➫ "The BETA DISC"
➪ "The GAMMA DISC"
➬ "The DELTA DISC"
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Song by ME

I'm still the only guy writing these. Oh well.

I'm honestly surprised this AU is still so fun to work for. I've made many other puppets with much more ambition behind them, but ultimately they weren't very good. That's not a beautiful sentiment by any means. I'm just an inconsistent artist lmao.

Though I will say that this community is a disease. Not really a good disease but not really a bad one either. I can't just say "I'll never get sick again". Eventually I WILL have an idea after putting so much time into brainstorming something like this. It's just instinct. Now I can't speak for myself 10 years from now. I'll eventually grow bored and make other things. Other things I may even be more proud of than what I have now. That's life, but at least I'll be able to look back on it and say "Damn, I had fun making this shit?"

Keep the pipes flowing and shit. I don't really care. But as a little word of advice that this community desperately needs, don't underestimate passion. Passion's what makes art good. Not just puppets or aus but literally anything. Make something you're willing to learn skills for. Something you're willing to rack your brain over for hours on end. You're not going to be on par with your muses but who cares? You're young. You'll learn. If you follow that advice I'll be able to drop a full scale monologue abt the puppey pipeline without silently shaking my head in disapproval.

All this to say LMAOOOO TSS&OP NEVER ENDING BRAH 😹😹😹

Scratchy's Fileroom // THE DISC COULD NOT BE READ so live with it (Ft. The Victims)

This is the "H e?rEES THE De:a";. erRET he DEAL he:STOP mESSINfg ARO!!!Und" remplacement for my newererererer and originalererererer AU, "Deltarune ThE same Same SAme SAME PUpPEtt". MAAMMMMMMAAA MIIAAAA??????
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[KrysPhe_Worker] > "Y-yOU kNoW I hAvE bOdyGuArdS, r-RIGHT?! StAAY BACK!"

🎛 > Microchip[Spameh_Y] > OutputPin: CHAT_SIGNAL  
💬 [Spameh Y]: I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!! YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING I BUILT!!!

[KrysPhe_Worker] > "I-It wAS jUst a T-TinY aCcIdENt, DUDE!! Ch-CHILL OUT!!"

🎛 > Microchip[Spameh_Y] > OutputPin: CHAT_SIGNAL  
💬 [Spameh Y]: SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

🎛 > Microchip[Spameh_Y] > OutputPin: CHAT_SIGNAL  
💬 [Spameh Y]: GET OVER HERE NOW
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thumbnail by: ME!
song by: T. Spem and... ME?
Deltarune by Tony Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com /
songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-Imao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @retravulsive and also @mazbackattack But I think they WERE included of the previous AU's... Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by
@chisptheummtheuhhthe
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @theres-two-of-them 
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by huh. Nubert i think?

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine therews nothing else here because they haven't happened yet)
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by wait... huh...? ohhh, right ME!
Vocals by ME
Art by LittleBigPlanet and ME

This was created and exists?!

Sad Machine

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