Make a cake that sucks bad
Presented by Cludder industries

"Bake me a cool cake.flp"

Cake Creator

(Walking down a path of leaves and shrooms of unidentified sort, you start to notice a small and strange structure up ahead, just where the pathway leads you... It's an abstract machine, it's purpose is yet to be discovered, Ralsei is getting visibly curious.)

(Susie) * Ralsei, you understand machinery, is that right?
There's a strange one up ahead, we should investigate it.
(Ralsei) * Yes, I noticed. That strange metallic platform...
It's getting me curious. Kris, Susie, wait here for a minute, would you?
(Kris) * Sure thing.

(Ralsei walks up to the small panel to see if there is anything worthy of his attention. Although, it is concerning that something out of ordinary would be lying purposelessly in the middle of nowhere... On the small panel, there is written text, but Ralsei struggles to read it. The writing is too damn illegible for him to understand.)
(Abruptly, a small click can be heard.)

(Ralsei) * …?
(Kris and Susie) RALSEI! WATCH OUT!

(CLANG!)

(Lancer) * GOTCHA!

(Ralsei is captured in a metal cage that fell down from above. Lancer is siting on the cage as well.)

(Ralsei) * Huh?!?
(Lancer) * Finally, you won't escape anywhere. 
(Susie) * What are you doing?!
(Kris) * Hey! Release him!
(Lancer) * Shut it! I'm doing this for everyone's sake! Especially his!
(Ralsei) * What is the meaning of this?! What is your plan!?
(Lancer) * To put it simply, all of you are going to the castle walls with ME. 
Once we are in the castle, all of you will be put in your jailcells. 
There, you can finally rest, not worrying about anything...
...be glad you're going to be away from HIM.
(Kris) * From who?? Just let us go peacefully already!
(Lancer) * There is no peace in this land! Not for you Lightners!
(Lancer) * The only option you can go out with is a brawl.
(Ralsei) * Guys, don't listen to him! 
(Susie) * What else are we supposed to do...?!
Hang in there, Ralsei! We will release you!
(Lancer) * So then, show me what YOU TWO can do!
COME AT ME! 

/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
BATTLE START!
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

19 - Gotcha

S] Jerome, the hell are you doing??

J] Nothing much, just hanging out with the kid!

S] He literally attacked us MOMENTS ago, are you serious?!

J] Oh come on, look at him! 
A] (Sup!)
J] He's a kid and you're a grown ass man! 

S] What about his huge arms??

N] THOSE APPEAR TO BE EARS.

J] Look! Even Neo gets it!

S] Well he doesn't KNOW any better!

J] It's a robot, what doesn't he know?

S] THAT IS NOT MY POINT!!!
S] Those "ears" are TOTALLY dangerous in the hands of a child! 
S] Especially a child like him.

J] You know I have an idea. 
J] How about we test how DANGEROUS those things are!

S] Jerome, NO-

{ ROUND ONE }
{  ̶B̶A̶T̶T̶L̶E̶  ARM WRESTLE! }

music by @ziyproject

19 - Unnecessary Struggle

I finally find one decompile. But its broken.
(Tear, tear...)
...who know how fix this?

He's asking you for help, man.

"Who Know How Fix This"

Sad Machine

???: OH GEE
???: I CANT BELIEVE THE QUEEN HAD ME DELIVER THIS LETTER................
???: WHERE WILL I EVER FIND THESE TWO ((T_T))
ESLAIR: T...Tomo?
???: OH!
???: OH NO! I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS! IM JUST THE QUEENS DELIVERY BOY (^_^;)
DELIVERYBOY: OH GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY
DELIVERYBOY: ARE YOU TWO DARKNERS................?
ESLAIR: U-Uhm... Frisk is.
DELIVERYBOY: OH! I CANT BELIEVE IT! I FOUND YOU TWO! (^∇^)
DELIVERYBOY: QUICK, THE QUEEN HAS ASKED ME TO DELIVER THIS LETTER
DELIVERYBOY: ITS................VERY IMPORTANT

[※ You take the letter from the deliveryboy's hands...]



"dear darkners,
i regret to inform you guys are gonna die :(
to not die, join the light or fill the form"

[ ↓ big red arrow ↓ ]
“turn"



[※ You flip the letter.]

ESLAIR: A-A form!?
DELIVERYBOY: OH WOW................THE QUEEN IS SO CRUEL AND ALSO WANTS YOU TWO DEAD................
DELIVERYBOY IF I WERE YOU I WOULD FILL THAT FORM AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE (￣з￣)
DELIVERYBOY: (OR ALTERNATIVELY JOIN THE LIGHT)
ESLAIR: Frisk... you're not gonna...!?



"1. describe your plan in detail"
...

"2. if someone wanted to kick your ass, what would they do first"
...

"3. what are your weaknesses"
...

"4. does this make you feel threatened"
...



[※ Ding!]

TOMO: [COMPRESSED LAUGHTER]
TOMO: I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS FELL FOR IT
TOMO: JUST AS PLANNED
TOMO: GET READY TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED 
TOMO:
TOMO: WITHIN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES

[※ Tomo quickly runs away.]

ESLAIR: Ah...
ESLAIR: Frisk, w-what did you write there!?

-
@noafawn

Tomo's disguise is changing his display to random emoticons

OH, IMMINENT DEATH!

song that plays when you design a machine to thrash your own ass
by @zaiden-the-sonicnt

20 - Thrash Machine

I wanted this song to sound as utterly stupid as possible. And hopefully, it does! the Kirby 64 soundfont has a lot of silly sounding instruments, and I used exclusively that. You'd be designing a gilded cage to spend eternity trapped in here, for the record, and outfit it with torture devices. In Chapter 2's Rouxls boss replacement, Hahlekwin would spin on it sideways like a unicycle. Because it's FUNNY. 

Scrapped Deltashift - Ch1 - 20: Cage Blueprints

YOUTUBE MIRROR: https://youtu.be/mofCzNcU18w
---
DETOURNEY is an Undertale AU based on and set in an alternate timeline of Escape from the Dark World in which the tournament never continued past WR2.

Lancer begins to have second thoughts about humoring the Lightners, and calls off the tournament. With no hope of them returning to their home worlds, they spread out across the Dark World and find a place to call their own. Barney has a premonition of what will happen if this imbalance between light and dark persists, and brings it upon himself to get the gang back together.

With Darkners catching wind of Barney reigniting the plan to get everyone back to the Light World, Rouxls sees the target Barney’s painted on him, and teaches him how to FIGHT with... a recovered Thrash Machine, acting as the Ruins Dummy replacement.
---
Undertale OST Equivalent: Anticipation
Leitmotifs:
* Deltarune - Thrash Rating

Get Ready...

YOUTUBE MIRROR: https://youtu.be/vdA06JgzgdA
---
DETOURNEY is an Undertale AU based on and set in an alternate timeline of Escape from the Dark World in which the tournament never continued past WR2.

Lancer begins to have second thoughts about humoring the Lightners, and calls off the tournament. With no hope of them returning to their home worlds, they spread out across the Dark World and find a place to call their own. Barney has a premonition of what will happen if this imbalance between light and dark persists, and brings it upon himself to get the gang back together.

Rouxls Kaard is the Toriel replacement. Once Barney makes it to the door barring Rouxls’s domain from the rest of the Card Kingdom, Rouxls flips the script and fights to keep Barney from following through with his plan to reunite everyone. Rouxls has gotten much too comfortable calling the shots for things to go back to the way they were.
---
Undertale OST Equivalent: Heartache
Leitmotifs:
* Deltarune - Rouxls Kaard
* Deltarune - Thrash Rating
* Deltarune (Unused) - Epic Rouxls Battle

Overrouxled

SELECT THE PARTS THAT WILL COMPOSE YOUR CONTRAPTION.
HEAD:
❤AXOLOTL
BODY:
❤AXOLOTL
LEGS:
❤AXOLOTL
---
The mech / contraption battle still replaces the Thundersnail game, and not much changes there. Other than that it's now quite a lot larger and more complex than originally planned, being separated into multiple rounds and battles with procedurally generated "enemy" mechs. But I do have something unfortunate to say about a certain other sequence that also used it...

52. Contraptions of Combat

A take on a Deltarune AU "Deltarune: The Other Puppet" created by Alyona and Sinholder.
///
WILL IT BE DIFFERENT,
THIS TIME AROUND?
\\\
Original AU by @notrealnevereal and https://the-other-puppet.tumblr.com/

https://soundcloud.com/rejona
https://soundcloud.com/sinholderangles
https://soundcloud.com/erkcertia
https://soundcloud.com/dbanzao
https://soundcloud.com/ziyproject
https://soundcloud.com/clust3rpepis
https://soundcloud.com/geefel
https://soundcloud.com/greekletter-serialthing
https://soundcloud.com/brimmstery
https://soundcloud.com/danissimovn
https://soundcloud.com/judy808
https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest

inspired by sonic 3&k alt, s3 alt by leilani wilson and s&k alt by john 'joy' tay
not affiliated with undertale alternate, although i will take some inspo from it maybe idk
deltarune by toby fox
account ran by @samulol15

Please forgive if there's minor spelling or grammar mistakes in the writing.
Soundtrack inspirations are to be liked.

the parallel story to undertale
===================================
apologies for the inconsistent upload schedule!! tracks out of order until further notice

Something big is here.

This is for my Minecraft-related Undertale AUs Achroma and Alphabright (for the web series "WHITEPINE") and Behind the World Border (for the Life Series). 

It will also hold miscellaneous Minecraft tracks of mine, not belonging to either of those two

DETOURNEY is an Undertale AU based on and set in an alternate timeline of Escape from the Dark World in which the tournament never continued past WR2.

Lancer begins to have second thoughts about humoring the Lightners, and calls off the tournament. With no hope of them returning to their home worlds, they spread out across the Dark World and find a place to call their own. Barney has a premonition of what will happen if this imbalance between light and dark persists, and brings it upon himself to get the gang back together.

Unless stated otherwise:
* All the music is made by @dashingtoadie-the-sequel.
* All the context descriptions are written by @austhetic.
* All the art is made by @austhetic, aside from the logo, which was created by @dashingtoadie-the-sequel.

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