Spongebob Parodies v4 ost - Levels by mboi

Vladimyr P. as This Man
LastSmileLost as The Girl in The Photograph

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THIS.. MAN..
AGAINST
THE GIRL IN THE PHOTOGRAPH…

This Man:
What’s a pretty lame little lady like you doing in my dreamscape?
In reality, I would swipe right if I wanted an edate!
But I'm raw doggin’ the beat. Like being tied up? I’ll have ya hung!
It’s No wonder No-one ever saw This Woman after you ask if you can JPEG ‘em!
Turn that smile upside down you freak- cuz mine will spread the word
That you’re not what the world revolves around, to me, that’s quite absurd!
Are you Bi-Polaroid? Or did my burns make you too hot to notice
That your win is out of reach so, girl, that must be out-of-focus!
Wow, I wonder how you got the readers raising eyebrows
Since no one knows you, I’ll black and whitewash your fame out
This Photo-ho will be grayed out then fade out 
with no climax for this graph, so many grave doubts that you can’t count!

The Girl:
  *nails scratch*
Unlike me that verse ain’t beautiful

  *nails scratch*
Your hairline recedes as usual

  *nails scratch
I’m absolutely irresistible

  *nails scratch*
  But I’ll make the life you live so miserable!
cuz your romance is hopeless! Couldn’t keep a Guerilla grip on it!
But bud, it’s really bad Marketing for a simp bitch to be lacking an upper lip!
Just put on a fedora since like your hair, you’re at a loss!
Because those lines were Capricorn-y so you need to use some dental floss!
it seems that you’re a fiend for tryna raise your self esteem
Oh how unfortunate that no one’s seeing you up in their wet dreams
It doesn’t take a post from Reddit to know that you ain’t shit
And to dominate this woman you’d need a glitch in the matrix!

This Man:
Wasted screen time with a shady verse so I’ll set an example;
You’re never too hot to handle but I’ll leave your eggs scrambled
It’s no wonder you're mid; tried to be a snow bunny’s sunny side
Thinking that you’re Victorious? She-devil must be dummy.. fried!
You’re left with teary eyes- since you can’t do what eerie did
Angel will now see the lime-light cuz she’s on her photoperiod!
I’m known across the ‘net although I’m left a lonely man..
The only time you’re relevant is when you’re in the hands of OnlyFans!

The Girl:
The OnlyFans This Man’s got were the poster boys’ I put in the morgue
bro, this horror whore is horrible but I’m still bloody and gorge

This Man:
Your kill count is lower than your standards for sound
So you have lost like your virginity when it was never found!

The Girl:
I manifested you’d lose cuz I brain-washed an Average Joe
Ironic that you’re not ahead; but I’ll still hack, sever, and scrap a foe
to throw away this trash that has arose so I suppose that shows
Your wet bed flows exposed you bro 
so I now know of your fetish Pho-toes!

This Man:
I’ll make ya trip, although, that might be in your interest
You’re whippin’ bars watered down like you found them off of Pinterest!
Pulled the diss-cord insta-ntly I Chat to Snap in rap, you’re cringe
So say Sorry to this man and go find a match you’ll win on Hinge

The Girl:
Lowkey, that verse was cursed but it didn’t hurt so I’ll murk you
but two can’t be seen in dreams if you’re up way past your curfew
I am not DTF, but god, it’s my ill luck that I’ve met this cuck
I’ll add to my body count when you’re star-struck by a truck!

*The Girl Holds up Three Fingers in photo*

Written by: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: CyanVtuber & RNG
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

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