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The Walsh Brothers tell the story of the a touching moment of Boston civic pride.

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Jackie Clarke shares the sordid story of her Parisian Affair.

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Ari Shaffir does all the wrongest things at a strip club.

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Brad Williams joined me on the patio of the Comedy Store one April afternoon to talk about what it's like to be a midget. He was open and honest and it was a fun, informative look at a different life experience. 

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My Little Pony - Rare Lil Debbie age 20


Okay Guys, Here's The Planstans
by Joaquin Phoenix on Friday, July 29, 2011 at 1:04pm ·
Hello fans, countrymen, skeptics, and ex-lovers:
 
I've mentioned this to a few of you, but I've found it's not catching on fast enough. So I'll repeat it here:
 
Like most people, I would like to leave this world with some kind of a legacy—something much greater than my acting and musical efforts. The only thing is, I can’t do this alone. So please, if you love me, you must help to spread the word of Joaquin, and the word is: "planstan."
 
I understand that there might be some confusion with this, so let me explain:
 
From this point forward, it is imperative that everyone uses the word "planstan" instead of the word "plan". It will work in all contexts (believe me), and will probably be the new 'it' thing, so you might as well hop on the bandwagon now. 
 
I would try explain the larger implications of this word-switch, but it’s probably above you. Heck, it’s above me. It’s above all of us.
 
The only thing that I will say, is that it's in reference to the old saying: "What's the plans, Stan?" But keep in mind, if you now say: "What's the plans, Stan?" you'll need to instead say, "What's the planstans, Stan?"
 
 Do you see? Now you see. And now you see what must be done.
 
 
Thank you,
JP 
 

e.g. "Hold on, I'll have to check my planstans."

e.g. "Boy, those are some complicated floor planstans!"

e.g. "You know, I've never been a big Simple Planstan fan."

Planstan's Stan - Joaquin Phoenix's  Project "PLANSTANET"

The SAME THING HE SELLS HE GOT FREE SOMEWHERE Else?