For generations Man and Duck lived in relative peace.
For they had sworn a truce written in bready offerings.
How ever spazy divs decided to break this ancient pact.
With such falsehoods like "their allergic".
So the ducks angered by this bedrail. Gathered all the fishing hooks and crisp packets at their disposal. 
Now a regime of cyber Duck comes to exact its revenge on humanity (and others).
Humanities only hope now, is to surround itself in a moat of hoisin, whilst throwing oranges and pancakes at them.

Attack of the Cyber Ducks

a mix of stuff I just come up with. I dont have much time now. So as and when. Take it easy.

Attack of the Cyber Ducks

Arnold Dawson