released June 11, 2019 
Executive producer and songwriter 
Alios 

Sound producer, arranger and engineer 
Masel 

Guitars and Disappointed Fans Choir producer 
Ergy 

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Lead vocals by 
Kyle Wright 
as Todd Howard 

Saxophones: 
Ruslan Tustanovsky 

Trumpet: 
Egor Popov 

Violins: 
Nika Pshenova 

Bass guitar: 
Masel 

Backing vocals: 
Finchet Under Cover 
Xineko 
Kuro-no-Himitsu 
Chaos Angel 

Disappointed Fans Choir by 
Finchet Under Cover, Kuro-no-Himitsu, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Kirya, Choki Chy, Felya, Andrey Dok, yurkin, Jerico, Vasya, Topöu Pim, Dima Litvinov, Aono, Elias Frost, Tsumi, Zuek, Meenouse, NiCK_Es, Flüt 

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Video 

Lead animator 
Yumi the Cat 

Screenplay 
Alios 

Post-production 
Lenich

It Just Works

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

I'm going to this hardware store.

Disclaimer: I do not own this. The song is the property of its creators.

Weird Al's Hardware Store

End Credit Song from the videogame Portal 2, written by Jonathan Coulton and performed by Ellen McLain as GLaDOS.

Portal-Still alive

Dr.Coomer