essential listening

if you made it on this list, congratulations you are the cream of the crop

this list is officially full and has been sealed in the vault of quality, seek out volume 2 as it forages the wilds for fresh bullshit: https://soundcloud.com/jzzb/sets/this-bullshit-actually

this bullshit actually sounds good [ARCHIVE]

At what point does the shitpost end...
And the good shit begins??????




Seriously why are these good

This shouldn't be this good what the hell

Literally just copied DSPStanky's "Get Hype" playlist, then added a bunch of weeb shit to it.

My Hype

REALLY COOL ASS SONGS 3

good mashups

The third playlist to "The Dank Mashups Collection" playlist series.

|The Dank Mashups Collection #3|

Fukn icey

cumon step it up

gotta go fast

Gotta Go Fast

Arch Linux

http://www.jukeboxtheghost.com/
http://www.myspace.com/jukeboxtheghost

Pianist Ben Thornewill, guitarist Tommy Siegel, and drummer Jesse Kristin first came together in 2003 as undergraduate students at George Washington University. Sporting a quirky, brainy pop sound that took its cues from the likes of Ben Folds and They Might Be Giants, the three logged several years together under a different name, The Sunday Mail, before re-branding themselves Jukebox the Ghost in 2005. Following graduation, they released their debut album, Let Live & Let Ghosts, and relocated to Philadelphia. 

Boosted by positive reviews, Jukebox the Ghost began touring in earnest, first as the opening act for one of their biggest influences (Ben Folds) and then alongside some of their pop-minded contemporaries (Tally Hall, Jenny Owen Youngs, Nightmare of You). By early 2010, they’d signed with Yep Roc Records and gone into the studio with producer Peter Katis, known for his work with atmospheric rock bands like Interpol and the National. With Katis adding a darker element to the band’s sound, Jukebox the Ghost released their second album, Everything Under the Sun, in September. -- by Andrew Leahey (AllMusic)

Jukebox the Ghost - Schizophrenia

The Cory (Eek!)

I have never seen the show, but the music is PRETTY GOOD.

Main Crunk

found this in ableton when i woke up this morning :)

How Low Can You Smash Bro

Sanic - Greene Hile Zone - Must proceed quickly - AIRHORN

ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＮＴＡＳＹ ＺＯＮＥ

here it is.

free download here: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/6544f95vq60815i/parappa_goes_hard_af_full.mp3 

Parappa Goes Hard AF (Full Version)

All Songs Written & Performed by Ripe | Produced by Michael Miller & Ripe | Recorded & Engineered by Matt Hayes at Wellspring Studios | Mixed & Mastered by Dave Darlington at Bass Hit Studios | Assistant Engineer: Andrew Keller | Art Direction by Eric Rosati & Maxx Stofman | Principal Photography by Corsei ft. Bella Wholey | Graphic Design by Eric Rosati | Additional Photography by Can Ahtam | Additional Engineering by Maxx Stofman

Special thanks to Arlo Feirman, Mike Blatt, Michael Shpak, and our Ripe Family

Our new live album "Live at MGM Music Hall at Fenway" is out NOW! 💃 🕺 

Here: https://soundcloud.com/ripemusic/sets/live-from-mgm-music-hall-at?si=acbdb848396e492eb93c31788e5687ee&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

February Florida Tour Dates:
2/16 - Ft Lauderdale, FL - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
2/17 - Jupiter, FL - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
2/18 - Jacksonville, FL - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
2/20 - Bonita Springs, FL - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
2/22  - Deland, FL - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
2/23 - St. Petersburg, FL - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
2/24 - Cocoa, FL - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour

O.A.R. Summer 2024 Tour Dates:
5/31 - Morrison, CO - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
8/27 - Lewiston, KY - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
8/29 - Columbus, OH - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
8/30 - Newport, KY - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
8/31 - Indianapolis, IN -  https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
9/1 - Nashville, TN - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
9/4 - Cedar Rapids, IA - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour
9/5 - Kansas City, MO - https://www.ripetheband.com/tour

Goon Squad

Expand Crocodile Alligator

bad jokes vol 1.

Boss Ass Tomfoolery

check out https://soundcloud.com/kore-wa-hentai <3
music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8U2N8fnZTM

lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I’m a hentai superstar
I got 2D hoes they know who we are
We look fresh to death hoppin out the car
Anime girls runnin from here and far
Young senpai got the game on lock
2D girls tryina get up on our jock
Young senpai got the game on lock
Moe shop lemme show you how we rock...
So

Who you know got stacks on deck
Spendin’ every single dollar on some anime sex
2D booty be my motive for those anime breasts
Lemme see you bend it over while I’m throwing all these checks

Thirteen with a waifu and dream
But now, livin’ it big, with my moe mansion team
All my moutos stayin’ green, while I’m pourin sippin lean
And my shit stay fresh, so hot, so clean

Yeah, senpai grindin all summer
Now it’s 2016, winter game forerunner
Every waifu need lover
Senpai do it undercovers
And she tell me hit it raw
So I’m pullin off the rubbers

Onii-chan be the gunner
Succubus I wanna fuck her
Rub her in between her legs
Feel her clench while we hover… Now
Slow down...
Kouhai let’s take this chance
Lemme see you shake that ass

[Break 1]
One two, baby what it do
We can take it back to my place
Show you what we do like…
x4

[Verse 2]
Anime be elevatin’
2D world be for the takin’
Superstars we in the makin’
And you know we never fakin’
If you tryina come and make it
Then you gotta go and break it
Ain’t no handout in the game
No you gotta go create it

I been straight grindin’ since the boy eighteen
Now I’m 21 and strong with my waifu team
2D girls be my life, man that’s all I breathe
So if you down with movement you can roll wit me, bitch

[Break 2]
Roll with me, ro-roll with me
Roll with me, ro-roll with me
x2

[Verse 3]
All my doujins gotta cop
Yo imouto gimmie top
See me flyin out to LA
Just to buy a body dak’
Hentai girls always on lock
Senpai just can not be stopped
If she ain’t gon’ follow back
Then ima’ hit her wit that block

It’s Hentai Dude and Moe Shop, killin’ 2016
Shoutout to the cute imoutos always reppin our team
It’s Hentai Dude and Moe Shop, killin’ 2016
We gon’ do it for the waifus, keep on livin the dream, yeah

Superstar (w/ Hentai Dude)

Here's my latest single with the incredible MYZICA. Listen & share if you're a fan!

Support on iTunes: monster.cat/22OsHTA
Support on Beatport: monster.cat/1SmvAjA
Support on Bandcamp: monster.cat/1qizzHl
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Listen on Spotify: monster.cat/1pKpa6G

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Some Kind Of Magic (Feat. MYZICA)

He has risen! 

Sources: 

-"Battle in the Base" from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
-"Psycho Bitch" by Tech N9ne

Battle with a Psycho Bitch

just found this super goofy thing i made a long time ago. can't find the ableton file unfortuantely but i thought it was funny and worth posting for a giggle

Bohemian Trapsody

new ringtone

fuck this mashup sincerely from the bottom of my heart
sources used:
Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You
NUMP TRUMP - The Nutshack
MF DOOM - Coffin Nails

it is the house in which there are peanuts inside

That's what makes Robotnik beautiful...

Free DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxobiK7SSSWRQXdEb1JCU1pYQlk/view?usp=sharing&resourcekey=0-C5EM2jZ8uSnRx1qlhmRGqg
MP3 Archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRflN2bzJ1NU1ZeTFTUW9TR3NwNU9peDhMOWdfR18tSG9QWkJDQ3JpN2FRdGM?resourcekey=0-AgfCwQlPGAlaFUIv28ONHQ&usp=sharing

Tracks used:
-- Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Boss Theme (Composer: Masato Nakamura)
-- One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

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Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. All audio recordings are property of the artist(s), management, and/or music publishing companies. No copyright infringement is intended. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purpose.
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Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

So One Direction fits really well with the Sonic 2 Boss Theme

I felt inspired enough by that last re-post to do a mashup using the theme to iCarly.

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie
Miranda Cosgrove - Leave It All To Me

Come join my Discord: https://discord.gg/C8CvNHq

iAm On Tonight

More like "Animal Crossing: Happy Hoe Designer", amirite
Check out the music video! https://youtu.be/dm3WVrGCme8

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Free DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxobiK7SSSWRSXBxRUE3Tm00ajA/view?usp=sharing&resourcekey=0-EJOnE5O8ABuA-7VYhkh4AA
Instrumental Ver: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxobiK7SSSWRam5ZY3pJZXJFZ2c/view?usp=sharing&resourcekey=0-sBDa033nRLzbLuBKd9J_ug
MP3 Archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRflN2bzJ1NU1ZeTFTUW9TR3NwNU9peDhMOWdfR18tSG9QWkJDQ3JpN2FRdGM?resourcekey=0-AgfCwQlPGAlaFUIv28ONHQ&usp=sharing

As featured on THE ʕ ͡ ͡° ᴥ ͡ ͡° ʔ ALBUM:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRZ3NFSDA5ZzI4OHc?resourcekey=0-nJkpmB7DQJ0TXSJgnyEqiA&usp=sharing

Tracks used:
-- Animal Crossing: Wild World - Main Theme (Composers: Kazumi Totaka & Asuka Ohta)
-- DJ Assault - Ass & Titties
-- Eminem & Nate Dogg - Shake That
-- Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch
-- Reel 2 Real - I Like To Move It
-- Isabelle voice clips sampled from Mario Kart 8 (Wii U)

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Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. All audio recordings are property of the artist(s), management, and/or music publishing companies. No copyright infringement is intended. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purpose.
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Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

A$$ CROSSING

Be cool. Thanks.

BGM• Casin - Glue70  Buy all his music.
https://glue70.bandcamp.com/

[Full] You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood [remastered]

song list

CHIP DA RIPPER - Freestyle
SKRILLEX - Recess
EMINEM - Business
PSY - Gentleman
SKRILLEX - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
SOULJA BOY - Crank That
PENDULUM - Propane Nightmares
BIG SEAN - I Don't Fuck With You
LAZY TOWN - We are Number One
SAGE THE GEMINI - Gas Pedal
Van Darkholme
BUBBA SPARXXX - Ms. New Booty
DEATH GRIPS - Guillotine
THEFATRAT - Unity
J-KWON - Tipsy
DMX - Where the Hood At
SKRILLEX - Bangarang
DARUDE - Sandstorm
MARTIN GARRIX - Animals
JUSTICE - DVNO
HAIL MARY MALLON - Whales
CHRIS BROWN FT. LIL WAYNE, BUSTA RHYMES - Look At Me Now
MACKLEMORE - Can't Hold Us
SKRILLEX - Dirty Vibe
MACINTOSH PLUS & ANDO - Lisa Frank 420
DEATH GRIPS - Takyon
PSY - Gangnam Style
TOBY FOX - Megalovania
FINATTICZ - Don't Drop That Thun Thun
BEASTIE BOYS - Intergalactic
SKRILLEX - Kyoto
QUAD CITY DJS - Space Jam Theme
KNIFE PARTY - Bonfire
LINKIN PARK - Crawling
NOMA - Brain Power
DRAGONFORCE - Through the Fire and Flames
BLANK BANSHEE - Teen Pregnancy
EMINEM - Shake That
GLUE70 - Casin
MACKLEMORE - Thrift Shop
Epic Sax Guy
DIZZEE RASCAL - Bassline Junkie
DJ SNAKE & LIL JON - Turn Down For What
MASAYA MATSUURA - Mooselini's Car Rap
LIMP BIZKIT - Rollin'
MADEON - Pop Culture
EMINEM - Without Me
CARLY RAE JEPSEN - I Really Like You
SKRILLEX & DIPLO FT. JUSTIN BIEBER - Where Are U Now
PORTER ROBINSON - Sad Machine

MAXIMUM MASHUP MEGAMIX

A mashup of DARE by Gorillaz and The Reese's Puffs Rap.

Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMQFdHzf6fU

DARE Puffs

Brand new track for you guys. Luigi's Mansion vs. Missy Elliott!

Hey, just so you guys know, Im running out of Upload Time on my account. Ill keep uploading as much as I can here (will probably delete older tracks as I go) but I may stop uploading here after a few more uploads. BUT, you can always check out my Youtube for future mashups. Thanks again, everyone! http://youtube.com/IamJemboy

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Free DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sEvWAeWk5pHztC_Q1edArtKHfV0b5gA2/view?usp=sharing
Instrumental Ver: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14f8-XD3r3IviYUMzDzQBx0lDCySlPwQ_/view?usp=sharing
MP3 ARCHIVE: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRflN2bzJ1NU1ZeTFTUW9TR3NwNU9peDhMOWdfR18tSG9QWkJDQ3JpN2FRdGM?resourcekey=0-AgfCwQlPGAlaFUIv28ONHQ&usp=sharing
Youtube: https://youtu.be/axoh2qs1B2U

As featured on THE ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) ALBUM:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1agy9QTvQqjtsmYGQygdMUyA2WlEX9k2_?usp=sharing

Sources:
-- Luigi's Mansion - Mansion (Dark Hallways) [Composer: Shinobu Tanaka, Kazumi Totaka]
-- Missy Elliott - Work It

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Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. All audio recordings are property of the artist(s), management, and/or music publishing companies. No copyright infringement is intended. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purpose.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

Work It Hallway (Luigi's Mansion x Missy Elliott Mashup)

ɹeqɯeʇdes

the worst thumbnail ive ever used, ladies and gents

The Money Store

my 27th same bpm mashup

FULL FRONTAL
image source: Uratarō
Yūzō Koshiro's work on Bare Knuckles 3 was an inspiration for the final part

2202 X.X.

[Chorus]
Huh yeah, hop on the dash
I gave her horse while she gave me some ass
Woah wait, I'm running fast
Biting my dust like I'm smoking some gas
Beat on my drum, just like a rum pum pum
Okay okay, then wash it all down with a bottle of rum

Huh yuh Sam I Am
I gave her green while she give me some ham
Woah wait, I'm in a jam
I'm in her throat like an oral exam
I be spin it to win it, like a TV Program
Okay Okay
Then melt all your ice like I don't give a dam (damn)

[Verse]
Talking that shit I will fight you, aye
Shock on your tail like a Raichu, aye
"What are we" bitch I don't like you, aye
I just might fuck on your waifu, aye
Shine at yo head, but no Cailou, aye
You last 6 seconds like Vine do, aye
Rent-a-bitch, no one would buy you, aye
Double wrist watch on me; times two, aye

Like
Sauce dripping, fondue 
Never will I want you
Itty bitty tittty come show me what that wand do
Fucking on your blonde who's
taking her to prom too
You can ask if your mom if she wants to
Hot stuff, but you not, cause you're unware
that your woman crush Wednesdays in my underwear
Diamonds be everywhere, Iceman Etika
I'm on that medicare you on that pedicare

Make it Spray, on your hips, let the Rain drop
Open up, give me head, issa drop top
Pussy nigga you be dead, with a pop pop
Pussy nigga, cut you out like a Box Top
I likes the sound of my beats
She likes the taste of my meat
I got new j's on my feet
Swerving these bitches like Yeet

[Chorus 2]
Slim it now, dick her down
Like her dad is outta town (x4)

[Chorus]
Huh yeah, hop on the dash
I gave her horse while she gave me some ass
Woah wait, I'm running fast
Biting my dust like I'm smoking some gas 
Beat on my drum, just like a rum pum pum
Okay okay, Then wash it all down with a bottle of rum
Yuh Sam I Am
I gave her green while she give me some ham
Woah Wait, I'm in a jam
I'm in her throat like an oral exam
I be spin it to win it, like a TV Program
Then melt at your ice like I don't...give a...dam (damn)

LIMIT BREAKER《Prod. by Raisi K》

Doki Doki LIT CLUB

Space Driver (Free Download)

Happy Halloween! 
...wait, what do you mean I'm late by a few hours...

Anyway, I had an idea to make full arrangement of Disco Necropolis from Skeleton Boomerang by +TEK for halloween, but everytime I touched that one... I just couldn't do it. So, I just decided to experiment, as I always do, and make an cover in style of "Shadow of The Ninja" (lovely game and soundtrack, by the way). I really hope it sounds okay and that +TEK won't kill me for this arrangement.

Huge thanks for +TEK himself for providing me with a MIDI of Disco Necropolis.

This song is one of a few in collaboration album made by Ham'N'Cheese team (responsible for Cirno9) called "Ham, Cheese 'n' Pumpkins": https://hamncheese.bandcamp.com/album/ham-cheese-n-pumpkins

This spooktastic thing was created with love in 0CC-FamiTracker 0.3.14.5 (please don't download 0.3.15.1 for now, it's buggy) and uses 2A03 with MMC5 expansion chip. No mixing applied.

Dragonizer

Art the Fart 2.0