Sung by the incomparable Ed Allison.

Wallow never wrote a letter to Impossibear, but if he did, this is how it would go:

Impossibear, Why you gotta leave me hear
doin all those bad things that you know you shouldn't do.
I stop and stare to marvel at your rainbow hair.
Well I just gotta know how you stay so plush.

You cry to me, talk to me then lie to me
you try to be, hard on the outside 
soft on the inside, one day you'll crack just wait and see
you're kind to me, but then again you're kind to me
I wish you'd see that one day you're this way
one day you're that way, but all the time you're cute and cuddly

Impossibear, Improbabear
Implausibear, Adorabear
you've got the bear necessities to leave my heart and rest at ease

Unstoppabear, Indescribabear
You're horribear, a loyal bear
The bravest warrior I've seen
you're the bravest warrior to me

You've been with me, through thick and thin you stick to me
like glue and leaves
we go together like tacos and tuna
like Beth and Chris or Dan and Jelly
You're out to be a menace to society
But if I may speak quite literally 
You're a sociopath
I guess in the end it's better than nothing


To Impossibear, From Wallow (Bravest Warriors song contest submission)

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