best of asterism real

all of my tracks from all of my aliases that I felt were good enough to be in my discography

alias list:
May 9 2023 - Feb 9 2024: ⁂
Jan 25 2024 - Present: thehatman_official (youtube, you can find some exclusive stuff there too)
Apr 20 2024 - Present: xX_rizzler_certified_999_awesome_Xx

The Hatman Discography

Wow yes this is certainly a song I think.

Expect nothing more from me because I am not good at making music (real)

By the way this is FAR from my first song

Bad Garageband DnB

oh hey its another thing i made very swag very cool i think *IS IMMEDIATELY SHOT IN THE HEAD 702 TIMES BEFORE BEING THROWN INTO HEAVY TRAFFIC*

Toby Fox - Fallen Down But Its A Cover I Made In A Rudamentary music program

Interstellar Heartbeat

Goreshit - Bad Habits (Asterism "remix")

Starflesh.wav (wip)

Carson Dellosa art if it was AWESOME!!!!!!!

You should give me an unnecessary amount of attention... now!!

technically a remix of "Snare of a lifetime" By Leroy but ONLY TECHNICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This samples the 96-glass remix of All my pals love Mashcore by Shoebill (i think) and since it stayed almost entirely in-tact (aside from speeding it up to match the bpm) I thought that they both deserved credit

Like seriously check it out
https://soundcloud.com/96-glass/shoebill-all-my-pals-love-mashcore-96-glass-remix

Autism Diagnosis Of A Lifetime

That’s it! THIS ENDS HERE!!!

「7連バカ対決!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」(Septuple silly showdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Can Bots stop liking my shit pls :3

stop twerking and get a real job

Get A Real Job

Gragsin Slast!!
Grodest Sire!!

dance til ur dead

Accidentally had the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee and made this

the snare of a lifetime sample is intentionally off-beat to piss people off :homosexual troll face:

Finished version of this:
https://soundcloud.com/asterismlink/new-song-6?si=6c020be2289343df907a171fecb5e4af&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

"pov metal in the microwave" - my friend

3 Hours and 18 minutes Of Being On Caffeine for me, 8 minutes of SUFFERING for you (Loud warning)

sex
https://soundcloud.com/dannylharle/boing-beat
samples pretty cvnt so feel free to curbstomp me

Danny L Harle - Boing Beat (⁂ Remix/Flip)

title is a true story
i got a feelin (oooo oooo)

Album cover was changed from "femboy ass" in big 3d text to an image of the matrix holding pills meme captioned "(tumblr)" with one pill being labelled "sesame street fanart" and the other being labelled "gay porn" which was then changed to the current image

Inspired by shoebill & sonny shimoda & a2k3n1Pwnage and a lot of others. notice me senp*GETS SHOT. BLEEDS OUT. DIES*

the straight white neurotypical kid with southern accent who thinks abuse is rizz said the r slur

I'll still use this acc for playlists and such, just not uploads anymore

most of my stuff is experimental breakcore/dnb/hardcore/speedcore/mashcore... and dancecore/blahblahblah/whatever else
I try
I got fl mobile on 9/16/2023
My bday is april 7
INFP-T(?) Aries
Tone indicator enjoyer

Shoebill and/or Shimoda and/or goreshit and/or leroy/jane remover and/or laufey and/or owner of snare society discord server and/or andy pls and/or anyone i follow and/or anyone i haven't followed but i think is cool and/or hatsune miku and/or literally anybody except for country music (figures but also sorry) if u see this i love ur music

Warning: the following is basically my entire life story

Started making music wayyy back in 2020 with Medly. I didn't know how to use garageband, so i bought Medly instead.
Medly ended up being both significantly worse AND a paid subscription which i only bought after about 6 months of getting exponentially more sick of the restrictions medly forced you to stick with, which was about 15 instruments and only a few loops out of the ~140(?) instruments there were at the time, and "3,000+ loops" (the 3,000 loops part was probably a lie to boost sales but I genuinely couldn't tell you if it was true or not) if i remember correctly.
Eventually i gave up on medly, moved to beepbox, (Great website by the way) then to garageband, got sick of not being able to sample and make what i ACTUALLY wanted to, and then moved over to FL Studio mobile (Because the 'real' fl studio is like five hundred fucking dollars and obviously I'm a broke as fuck hobbyist AND a teenager) just recently as of October 2023.

I tend to accidentally ghost people out of nowhere so expect that any of my friendships aren't going to last any more than a year,
But if a friendship does survive for longer than that, then something really special is probably going on (only around two to four of my closest online friends have maintained constant if not frequent contact)

Most definitely an attention seeker, (Stuck in a feedback loop, I think) but trust me when I say I will NEVER fucking consciously lie for the sole purpose of attention, I'm an attention seeker not a dipshit

Little big planet supporter and enjoyer, that game literally changed my life in more ways than I can count
I've moved on from LBP but that game will literally always hold a very special place in my heart I love it sm and if something were to happen to it i think i'd kill everyone on this website and then myself (/reference)
Might sample it soon if I can find the sound effects they used somewhere online

Inspired by artists like Shoebill, Ochre, Sonny Shimoda, and anyone else I follow or even just artists who have songs in one of my playlists

I had a youtube account but i forgot the login MONTHS ago, it had a bunch of satire low-quality videos made in google slides. (Hatsune miku is a cucumber (with proof), Shower thoughts, reasons why the earth is flat, etc etc you get the idea)

My hobbies, in no particular order:
- Music production (obviously)
- Art (mainly digital, rarely traditional)
- Gaming
- Pixel art
- Game development (cant code but whatever)
- Minecraft modding
- Collecting rocks basically whenever i have the chance
- Font design
- Graphic design
- Writing
- Worldbuilding
- Speculative Biology
- Digital modelling
- Texturing
- Making organized "data" tables (for some reason????)
- "Comedy" (as far as genuine nonsense goes)
- Some form of datahoarding on my phone in the form of a single .txt file full of predominantly unrelated paragraphs of what is essentially the alphabet but remixed and dated chronologically (Seriously, it's over 7,000 lines of text across 1.6 thousand entries)
- Datahoarding on pinterest
- Animation (this interest has basically died out entirely)
- Conlanging (at a very amateur level)
- Etymology (to a degree)

I might as well become a freelancer at this point

Not stopping til I get a wikipedia page or if i die
or if i get grounded for 1273 (rockefeller street reference) duodecillion epochs (epoch meme reference)

fuck the upload limit