Got a new microphone, let me know if it's better or worse than the original.

Food is Up - New Mic mix

Atticus Jackson - Wallmate

And welcome back to the show!
L.B. Willoughby here

This episode is brought to you by Gorgeous George's Gorgeous Gorges
The finest canyon landscaping this side of Mauville City

News from our top reporter, Panormous Panda!


After May almost annihilated him, Peebin's snagged Wurmpoo, second of his name. 

Peebin's met Sam the Village Idiot 
who often spent days sketching his own footprints thinking they belonged to Pokemon. 

Peebin's beefed up his team by adding Lawlup the Astonishing Lotad. 

Peebin's began beating children in the forest using Tarty's dancing butt hole. 

Wumpoo engaged in mortal combat with another Wurmple, and succeeded in this sick, sick fight club you monsters watch for entertainment on YouTube. 

HOW MANY MORE CHILDREN AND INNOCENT ANIMALS MUST PEEBIN'S (BERRY STEALER) KILL IN ORDER TO SATE HIS BLOODLUST? 

WILL THE BEAUTIFLIES GET REVENGE FOR PBG'S MOCKERY? 

WILL PEEBIN'S CONQUER THE FIRST GYM, OR WILL THE FIRST GYM CONQUER HIM? 

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF PBG PLAYS ALPHA SAPPHIRE!!!!!﻿

Panormous Panda Commentary #2

Cheering

Mic Test

Line 1 (before “...” sound like a damaged soldier, after “...” sound like a crazed man): Oh, my god, so much blood... I LOVE IT!

Line 2 (before “...” sound like a damaged soldier, after “...” sound like a crazed man): So much blood... IT’S BEAUTIFUL!

Line 3 (crazed soldier): EAT DICK!

Line 4 (kill announcer): MULTI-KILL!

Line 5 (kill announcer): OCTO-KILL!

Line 6 (kill announcer): BLOOD BATH!

Line 7 (kill announcer): GRENADE KILL!

Line 8 (kill announcer): BUNKER DESTROYED!

Line 9 (annoyed and sarcastic game announcer): Yeah, another level. Woohoo.

Line 10 (a game announcer that’s a little too into it): AND YOU GOT THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ FLAMETHROWER!

Line 11: Now I’m radioactive. That can’t be good.

Line 12: RIP AND TEAR.

Line 13: SEARCH AND DESTROY.

Line 14 (confused): SEARCH AND... love?

Line 15 (confused): SEARCH AND... cuddle?

Line 16: DEATH STAR STATUS ACHIEVED!

Line 17 (kill announcer): BITCH GOT THE LASER CANNON!

Line 18: HEADSHOT! 

Line 19: YOU WIN THE JFK EXPERIENCE! PERFECT SCORE!

Line 20: Fucking double kill, bitch!

Line 21: Cooperative kill! Bad Boys for life!

Line 22: Point contested. Make it not so.
Line 23: Idiots, you lost.

Line 24: Fools, how did you lose to those idiots?

Line 25: Dumbass, you just aim and shoot. You lose.

Line 26: This is turning into a bloodbath! I LOVE IT!

Line 27: Continue killing!

Line 28: If you don’t stop killing, you don’t get a treat.

Line 29: You killed enough of them, you get a treat.

Line 30: You achieved the rank of demon killing motherfucker. How do you feel?

Line 31: You shot an unarmed citizen. It was a mistake right?

Line 32: er... you shot another. Oh well, two mistakes.

Line 33: Three isn’t a mistake. Stop doing it.

Line 34: Oh come on! Four? Stop killing them! Kill the enemy!

Line 35: Five is too much. Say goodbye, private.

Line 36: Explore this area. I hear it’s filled with whores.

Line 37: Oh, I mixed up my documents. (paper shuffle) It’s fulled with aliens. Not whores. Aliens.

Line 38 (typical FPS soldier): GRENADE OUT!

Line 39 (typical FPS soldier): RELOADING!

Line 40 (typical FPS soldier): GETTING VITAMINS!

Line 41 (typical FPS soldier): GETTING PROTEIN!

Line 42 (typical FPS soldier): LOADING IN BANANA MAG!

Line 43 (sarcastic announcer): Woo. Monkey got a double kill.

Line 44 (sarcastic announcer): Three kills, huh? Call me when you get five.
Line 45 (sarcastic anncouner): You got five? Well, that’s child’s play.

Line 46 (sarcasitc announcer): And now you’re dead. Happy?

Line 47: I only got one thing to say... Welcome to the killing zone.

Line 48: This is ‘Nam, fellas. Don’t make friends, they don’t last.

Line 49: Can’t respawn here, maggot.

Line 50: Well, time to call it quits. You lose, soldier.

Video Game One Liners

http://unsettlingstories.com/post/144706509126/something-a-little-different-i-was-asked-to-write

And don't forget to belt up!

Cords by iia

Forgot I recorded this

Hi kids. {lunges at screen} BLAAAAH'm Crack Stuntman. {places hand on chest.} I'm the voice of the {removes hand from chest} gun-shaver on Cheat Commandos! Here with an important rap song about safety {holds up 1 finger} and spring break. {holds up another finger} {points offscreen} Bust it! {music starts playing, Crack's head bobs to the beat}

CRACK STUNTMAN:
Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs,
and there's not a whole lot to do.
You stroll into the kitchen and what do you find?
A bunch of knives cold staring at you!

So,
Kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives.
C'mon, c'mon.
Crack Stuntman gonna save some lives.

Awwwwwww...

It's spring break,
Girlies running wild,
Jet to the beach
wearin' the freshest styles.
Meet a bunch of kids from Alabama!
Beach volleyball slammajamma!
Putt-putt, go carts, bungee-jumpin'!
Crack Stuntman keeps the bass pumpin'!

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh,
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh.
Poo-poo-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Holla for a dolla!
Shout for some clout!
Somebody say holla for a dolla!
Let's turn this party out!

Bonfire on the beach and people start to dance,
Find a fly girlie for some beach romance.
But then a fresh honey comes walkin' by.
How can a man choose between fresh and fly?
(spoken) And believe me, there is a difference!

Throw your hands in the air for some high-fives,
and kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives.

And I am out!

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