Your food is up
Food is up, up
Table 2 is up
Gotta couple runners
but a couple ain't enough

Your food is up
Food is up, up
Sweating like a bitch
Somebody tell a manager to turn the air up!

Food is up
Food is up, up
86 the cheese
Girl you know I love the way you FIFO in them jeans.

Food is up
Food is up, up
41 is up
Your food is up, food is up, food is up

You know what it is girl, when I come on the line
Portioning tortillas, making jokes with fry side
I get the cooks dranks, they never saying thanks
But when I ask for fries it takes 10 damn minutes

Calling for a runner, up in this Chili's
Yelling so damn loud, the host can hear me

Food is coming up but we're 86 fries
Now you wanna run but you're wondering why
We're down on fry
If you ain't gonna run you can move to the
move to the move to the side 

Your food is up
Food is up, up
Table 2 is up
Gotta couple runners
but a couple ain't enough

Your food is up
Food is up, up
Sweating like a bitch
Somebody tell a manager to turn the air up!

Food is up
Food is up, up
86 the cheese
Girl you know I love the way you FIFO in them jeans.

Food is up
Food is up, up
41 is up
Your food is up, food is up, food is up

We're greened out, just found out
Cookie Skillets, we're all out
And 86 tortillas
Guess I'm not going to be your fajita hero

Calling for a runner, up in this Chili's
Yelling so damn loud, the host can hear me

Food is coming up but we're 86 fries
Now you wanna run and you're wondering why
We're down on fry
If you ain't gonna run you can move to the
move to the move to the side 

Your food is up
Food is up, up
Table 2 is up
Gotta couple runners
but a couple ain't enough

Your food is up
Food is up, up
Sweating like a bitch
Somebody tell a manager to turn the air up!

Food is up
Food is up, up
86 the cheese
Girl you know I love the way you FIFO in them jeans.

Food is up
Food is up, up
41 is up
Your food is up, food is up, food is up

Could I get a ranch
Could I get those plates
Could I get a strawberry lemonade
Could I get that steak cooked well well well well
Could I get some B Spice on my mashed potatos
Tray? I'm not running a Tray
I'll take the two hands and I'll be on my merry way
Let's get it now
I'm not ToGo so you run to that car
Why can't you ever just run to the bar?
Run to the bar? Run to the Bar!
Take the two hands s'not even that far
If I ring a soup out first you gonna make it
86 the cheese, even though it didn't say it
say it, say it, but cha still make it
Make another soup but 86 bacon
Excuse me, I'm sorry
I'm only just a server
I rang 20 items in and I really need this burger
And I need all these refills
While I'm greeting all these tables
And I still need to refill Ranch and make sure that it is 

labeled
You're yelling "Can I get a runner?"
Do you hear me?
While I'm refilling up the sweet tea.
Now I gotta split checks and get a swipe
Where's a manager to save my life
Gotta get this rolled two forks one knife
Now my food is up but I'm out of time

Your food is up
Food is up, up
Table 2 is up
Gotta couple runners
but a couple ain't enough

Your food is up
Food is up, up
Sweating like a bitch
Somebody tell a manager to turn the air up!

Food is up
Food is up, up
86 the cheese
Girl you know I love the way you FIFO in them jeans.

Food is up
Food is up, up
41 is up
Your food is up, food is up, food is up

Food Is Up - New

And welcome back to the show!
L.B. Willoughby here!
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News from our top reporter Panormous Panda
After surviving the weekend of the White and Gold Dress, when 3/4ths of the world's population died, Peebin's returned to fight Funk Master Wilton! Rupto, the beautiful Pokemon, slew an Electrike for his/her new master! After proving to Wilton that funk was only a passing fad in this post White/Gold world, Peebin's encountered a wild meth-addict sniffing trees in the wilderness! The man's black hair and blue shirt immediately struck Peebin's. The man unlocked a secret power inside of Peebin's to help him find the secret entrances to hidden places. The man showed Peebin's his secret spot, and Peebin's went inside! Cries of YayA echoed throughout the hollow hole! After they finished, Methal Man disappeared again into the forest in search of more people willing to find his secret spot. Spoink ejaculated damage all over Rupto's hot petals. After ZigZam slew the Spoink, Peebin's encountered Mawile! The sexiest of Pokemon (minus the monstrous mouths on its head). Learning the hard way that rock is weak to "leaf," Marlet, whom Peebin's had just forgiven for the murder of Elmo, went to meet with the Great Jeff (like Feff) in the sky. May Elmo forgive Marlet for his murder as they rest together at the right hand of Tarty. May, finally revealing her necrotic powers, revived Marlet! Peebin's dogs barked in protest, but they were soon silenced. A drunk panda bear, Spinda, appeared! Rupto fought valiantly and helped to capture the bear, whom Peebin's named DrnkyMcPanda. With a Panda in his team, Peebin's can't lose. This, my friends, is where my grandmother -- DrnkyMcPanda -- first met Peebin's. It is from her this story was passed down to me. Peebin's encountered a child hiding in a pile of ashes! This was the child's secret base. Trying to fight Peebin's with Pokemons representing his severe asthma, the child fell back into a pile of ashes as ZigZam slew them. Afterwards, Peebin's found Double Team. May, knowing that Peebin's finally had the ability to Double Team, decided that it was finally time for him to win her love, and sent him on a quest to find Team Aqua! Chicks dig beating up clone armies. Peebin's, seeing the abomination that Marlet had become, let him go into the wild. Marlet's great zombie journey is a story for another time. Nimnat went back in the box. Camel and DrnkyMcPanda prepared for their first battle, which was against a Gyarados, one of the few remaining Blue/Black supporters. With two moves of his pulsating, phallic, body, Gyarados slew Rupto. Fear set in. The fearsome sea monster had learned how to move on land. If he was not stopped here, he would surely destroy all of Hoenn. Lawlup came out to face off against the Gyarados. Lawlup would not back down. You could stand him up at the gates of hell, but he would not back down. If only Elmo was here. Things might have been different. Lawlup, Peebin's oldest Pokemon, slumped over. When he stood back up straight, Peebin's saw a hole in Lawlup's chest. The look in his eyes as he looked at Peebin's said "help me," but he could not help him. Wurmpoo slew the Gyarados because he fights for his friends. With Lawlup's death, ZigZam the Unlikely became Peebin's most senior pokemon. As a taunt, the fisherman told Peebin's that he liked battling, but that he wasn't good at it. That's not fucking funny, asshole. Peebin's lost two of his closest friends. May we forever remember the sacrifices of Lawlup, Marlet, and Rupto. WILL PEEBIN'S SURVIVE HIS NEXT ENCOUNTER AFTER HAVING LOST SO MANY POKEMON? WILL THE MYSTERIOUS MAN EVER FIND CHRIS HOULIHAN'S SECRET BASE? WILL PEEBIN'S FIND THE DRAGONBALLS IN TIME TO BRING HIS FRIENDS BACK BEFORE NAMEK IS DESTROYED? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF PBG PLAYS ALPHA SAPPHIRE!!!! ﻿

Panormous Panda Commentary #17

About six months ago, a group of people on Reddit wanted to make a JonTron game. Unfortunately, no progress has been made since, so I left the development team. This is the one song I put together a demo for. It was never used in-game, but it would have been for a city-themed world.

JonTron City [Demo]

And welcome back to the show!
L.B. Willoughby here

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News from our top reporter, Panormous Panda!


After May almost annihilated him, Peebin's snagged Wurmpoo, second of his name. 

Peebin's met Sam the Village Idiot 
who often spent days sketching his own footprints thinking they belonged to Pokemon. 

Peebin's beefed up his team by adding Lawlup the Astonishing Lotad. 

Peebin's began beating children in the forest using Tarty's dancing butt hole. 

Wumpoo engaged in mortal combat with another Wurmple, and succeeded in this sick, sick fight club you monsters watch for entertainment on YouTube. 

HOW MANY MORE CHILDREN AND INNOCENT ANIMALS MUST PEEBIN'S (BERRY STEALER) KILL IN ORDER TO SATE HIS BLOODLUST? 

WILL THE BEAUTIFLIES GET REVENGE FOR PBG'S MOCKERY? 

WILL PEEBIN'S CONQUER THE FIRST GYM, OR WILL THE FIRST GYM CONQUER HIM? 

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF PBG PLAYS ALPHA SAPPHIRE!!!!!﻿

Panormous Panda Commentary #2

NoSleepOver: A Love Poem

The NoSleep Podcast's Peter Lewis and David Cummings in conversation answering questions from the NoSleep community for the /r/NosleepInterviews subreddit.

Panormous Panda Commentary #2

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