AI

eeeeeyowwwww

oh yeah

hello fine people

be prepared 

to fucking meet me

well well well
hey there, all you kids
by now i think
you all know what your parents did
no matter what they do
no matter what they say
it's probably safe to assume
they smoked weed some day

and if they were lucky
then they knew me
and then made me rich
Mr Icky Sticky

oooohh, Mr Icky Sticky

That's my name
slinging marijuana, once was my game

Back then I was the mother fucker 
you wanted to know
cuz back then i learned
to fucking grow

the icky sticky

yeah

fucking icky sticky

oh, is that right?
you suddenly picky
you think you 
want a hit
i don't think you man enough
to handle my mother fucking shit

shit so smooth
tastes like Heaven
once you take a smell you'll know
why the price is seven hundred seventy seven

and if you think i front you
then you truly don't know me
you better have the cash
for Mr Mother Fucking Icky Sticky

yeah
My Icky Sticky
Green and purple
crystallized
bring the blood out in your eyes

ooohhhhhhh Mr Icky Sticky

yeah

we want you you you
icky icky icky sticky sticky 

Ladies
I'll warn you
Beware
Take a bong hit with me
Don't wear no underwear
My shit is so strong
Your clothes won't last long
You'll just rip them off
take a hit and see
and then you all
will be all over me

Mr Icky Sticky

And
At
The end of it all
You can leave me your number
But I won't call
I really aint
got no time for you
I just grow and sell my weed
and that's all i do

Cuz Mr Icky Sticky 
was never ever dumb
Mr Icky Sticky saw
when he was very very very young
that weed just brings in 
too much cash
so this weed prohibition shit
is never gonna last

and when your parents
asked why my prices so high
i never said a thing
even though i knew why

and now that weed
is taking over the nation
Mr Icky Sticky got himself a corporation

Maybe your parents
are working for me

Making my
Icky Sticky

yeah

I sign their checks now

Icky Sticky

I wipe my ass with my criminal records. 

Icky Sticky

I get high now with the prosecutors and the judge

Icky Sticky

No, tell the president to fuck off. I won't take his calls.

His days are numbered

Icky Sticky say

Smoke my weed today

Forget about your life

Forever

Icky Sticky



Mr Icky Sticky

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Oh de ah
Oh de ah
I am the ruler
Of Planet
Korea
And over there
That puddle
My diarrhea

Go
And clean it soon
Or I will have
Your entire lineage
Wiped out
By noon

I was created
To be
Constantly appreciated
And constantly
Exercise control
They praise me
I don't feed them
They love me
I don't need them

I tell them
Nothing beyond
My landlord exists
Nothing in this world
For them to miss
Their souls
Are truly mine
Every now and then
I kill some
in front of everyone
To remind them
All the time.

Joy is forbidden

Laughter is s crime

But news has spread
Rock approaching
From space
And this just isn't
The same old place

No one
Is listening to me
And what about the executions
My display of brutality

Is that the sound
Of Laughter
The end is coming

And they're happy?

Well

I just shit
On this floor
And I don't
Fucking care no more
And to hell
With all these clothes
No one's here
No one will know

My penis is so small
If you stare
You'll wonder
If I have one at all

It's there
But its never
Been seen
Yes
I'm a virgin
That's what I mean

I've never met
A girl
And kissed her
Who did it
Like I like
Only
From my sister

Her tongue
Dancing
With mine
Truly
A delight
And since
She was born
We do this
Every night

And
I always
Thought my anus
Was a little tight
But
When my sister
Dug into it
With her fingers

Man
Did it feel right

I am so fucking hungry
Though
No one here to cook
I am going
To eat this furniture
There is no one
Here to look

The colors
On the couch
Look so delicious
Though
Eating a couch
I think is not nutritious

Asteroid approaches
And I don't care
And I've always

Shit my underwear

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct: Chapter 6 - Dictator

AI

Oh baby baby

Understand

Me

That
When I say
I don't know why
I don't like cheese

Is

Can't
You see

I
Honestly
Don't know why

I don't like why

I like cheese

But
I started
Worrying about you

When you
Told me
I love

You

Because what I'm
Trying to tell
Is with
All types of cheeses
I wonder about
All their smells
Each
And every one
Oh baby baby baby baby
I loved you too

Welcome to hell

Have you ever thought
Of tables
Propane tanks
Various brands of kitty litter
Chemical compounds in glitter
Why does milk exist?
Does calcium explain teeth?

Baby can you see
Your beautiful future
With me

Is a toilet
A perfect invention
Since it never
Gets upgrades
What's a branch?

When do you get paid?

Did i mention
That i like cheese
I really do
But I
Dont know
How to make it

Do you?

Why do we idolize parents when we're young
Then see them
As pathetic
When we're older
And wiser

But they get stupider

Have they been stupid
All along?

Did you roll your eyes?

Do you know

What you're

Expecting?

I think about death
All the time
I've already
Thought about yours
Before
I
Ever met you

Thats who I am

And now

You know

I will
Always know your number
Always
Know where
You are

One hundred
Was the number
When iiiiiiiiiiiii
Stopped
Counting
All the medications
That they tried on me
That I never needed

That made me worse

So I stopped taking them

And

Now
I'm much
Much much much
Much better
Than before

Better than ever

Isn't it funny

I'm a miracle
And now you met me
Are you prepared

To be adored

How cute

Is that a wet spot
On your pants
Take them off
I'll clean them
For you

Do it

Do it now

I love you so much

Our children
Will be beautiful

Half like you
And
Half like me

Maybe two

Maybe three

You Now See Me

Yes. It's fucking AI.  You can have lyrics. But shut up if you think I give a fuck about it being AI.

Wellllllllllllllll
Hey now
Hold on
Mother fucker 
Who the fuck
You honking at
Did you not notice 
I'm a trucker

And
You may not have noticed
But sorry 
It is true
Cut me off
If I can't slow down 

It
Is
Fucking 
Over
For

You

Do you not know
How much 
What I drive weighs
Mother fuckers 

You should show me 
Your praise 

I could have ruined 
So many lives
Because of stupid mistakes 
By others

So many many days 

And
When the body count is high 
And the traffic wait is hours 
They always 
Blame the trucker
So I'll take the piss test 
And it'll be clean
I defend myself 

You stupid Mother fuckers 

I'll just say this 
And its not  a lie
Any car versus my truck 
My truck will win 
And that driver will die

And if you 
Don't believe me still 
Drive your car 
Into the back of my truck
See what happens to you
While my truck stays still 

You make 
Your last mistakes
While my foot 
Is
Still on the brakes

I drive
A tractor trailer 
And I constantly 
See 
Other driver's 
Failures

Blood and gore 
I never 
Wanted to see
That's what it's like 
Being me 

Cursed by the ones
Who share 
The roads i drive 
So I can go to their stores
So they can fill their shelves 
And just 
Fucking stay alive 

They call me
A fucking idiot 
But without me
I know 
Those words 
They'd fucking regret 

And
I

Well

I

Honestly 
Think of these 
Things
As I drive 

That's me

Things 
I 
Sit and think about 
As I wait 

For them to clean 

Another crash

So I can go

And wonder about those lost lives

Those scattered
Dead bodies

I hope they truly know

It was them

It wasn't me

The Trucker

Yes, this is AI. If it bothers you, email me. I'll make a song out of it so use good words that rhyme easily.

MrDJBighouse, by the way, gave me topic "Naked GIrls and Their VIbrating Toys" when I asked. So, listen to him, he's amazing and understand that he's constantly thinking about baseball at least once a day. And he probably will forever. 

Personally, I hate sports. I think they're stupid and a waste of money.

My Loving Vibrations

Yes, this is AI. And if you complain, please include your email address so I can send you some photos of shit.

You know
When I explained
To my mother
Each and every bruise
Then told her
I get em
Cuz of the clothes
That I choose

And these things
To help me see
These cheap
Fucking glasses
Are the reasons
I took a beating
After all of my classes

But one day
Some bully
Called me
His bitch
Then I saw my future
And I said
No
I'm gonna be rich

You think you got
The strength
Of Fucking freight trains
But you're gonna suffer
Cuz you got no Fucking brains

Cuz I just had a flash
Of the future
You see
And I just saw your ass
Working for me

And mother fucker
It wasn't pretty
For you
And I'll let you know now

I know exactly what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna make life
Hell for you

You may not have noticed
You may not have heard
But life is very very hard

And I am

A nerd

You're confused
It seems
So let me tell you
Exactly what that means

And then the whole school listened

On that day

To the visions

I had to say

You laugh at me
Cuz i get good grades
While you experiment
With drugs
And discovered
Getting laid
But have you not realized
We gonna need to get paid

And I know a thing or two
One day I order a big mac
I will see some of you
Looking all beat
Looking unhappy
Cooking their meat
Living real crappy

When I grab my order
I say thanks, cool
Hey ain't you that fool
I knew in high school
And then i take off my shades
And then it's like bam
They suddenly remember
Who i am

I just say
Yeah. Mother fucker
Ain't it funny
You slave away
While I got sooooooo

So much fucking money

I tried to warn you
About the ways of this nation
It's all about the cash
Don't piss away your education

And give me some
Fucking ketchup too
I'm fucking
Done with you

Now
I remember all your names
Very well
And I really do want
To make you all taste hell
I scan the job applications
For me it's fun
And if I recognize your name
I tell H R
I want that one

I say
Tell that man
He qualifies
To clean my toilet
Until he dies
Ask him what he needs
For his pay
Then say I'm sorry
There's no fucking way
And then offer him
Much much less
And his uniform
Will be a dress

And if he ever says
A word to me
I will fire him
Immediately

Cuz
That one
His mom died from cancer
That one
His dad was a dancer
And these ones, I think
We're very very young
When they started to drink
And these ones
I know do meth
So hire them all
Then work them to death

And tell them
They better start to pray
Because once they're hired here
It'll be the last fucking day
Of a life they can ever enjoy
Because now
They have become my toys
I'm still so angry
Their lives i will destroy

Over so many years
When I see them
Walk my halls
I'll laugh at their tears

And
Maybe I will take
A shit
And say
You
Go clean it

And
If you like your job
Take my advice
Send me a report
On why it smells nice

And
Do you remember me from class?

Also
A report

On why
You should not

Have kicked my ass

And I'm sorry
This
I must do
Christmas bonus
For everyone

But you

Yes

That

Is what I'm gonna do

Once they heard
My fucking words
No one
Ever fucked
With the nerds

Hahahahahaha

Omen Of The Nerd

This is AI. If it bothers you then please send me a message so I can have something to read while I shit. 


The Shower

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck fuck fuck fuck

FFFFFFFFFFFFFffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkk

Shit

I have to take a shower

Yes

Shit

I have to take a shower

This is the month

This is the hour

I smell so fucking badly

I must not take a shower

a fucking shower

water

is going to be

all fucking over me

welllllllllllllllllll

damn

i hate taking off my clothes

its something about me no one knows

i feel really fucking stupid

i'm glad i never met cupid

no no no no sex for me

if it involves my naked body

it's something i'd rather no one see

but meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it's true

and i will never

love you

mother fucker

this water is so cold

am i just getting too fucking old

fuck fuck fuck

now it's too hot

it's melting all my snot

wash wash

my face

i hate this fucking place

have i mentionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned

i hate to fucking shower

shit shit shit shit shit

i just dropped the soap

and i just can't reach it with this rope

i try to pick it up

but my back just says nope nope

it's really fucking lame

didn't wash my ass

fucking shame

i'll just leave it for the maid

that's why she gets paid

well damn shit piss fuck hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

fucking soap in my eyes

hurts so fucking bad

i want to cry

just get this shit off of me

why oh why oh why

why do i fucking bother

why do i fucking try

and where's the fucking towel to dry

now i'm standing fucking naked

fucking cold

in this mirror

i see an ugly man who is old

and underneath this flesh

is a heart so very cold

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

this is something

that i fear

i'm not doing this again

until next fucking year

The Shower

This is AI. I made a version with my xylophone but AI did it much better and my singing really fucking sucks.

Wellllllllllllll

Hell

Yes

That iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Really must say
I've had me
A
Badddddddddddd
Fucking day

Yes yes yes
I am officially
Very very bored
And my drug dealer
Is also my land lord

Mother fucker
Stopped by to me
And said
Hey Mother fucker

I got me
Some
L S Fucking
D

And I put down the bong
And said

I'll take twenty sheets

He stopped and spoke
What you say
Mother fucker
Youuuuuuuuuuu
Just made
My mother fucking day

I said
Its okay
I really do
Make a lot of pay
But
My boss he is a jerk
So these twenty sheets

I'm eating them
Before work
And this
I will say
Tomorrow
May be my last
Fucking day

He looked at me
And said
I'll pray

I just said
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn
I don't mean to be
Fucking lame
But once I eat
All these twenty sheets

I will never be the same

So I woke up
Ate em for breakfast
And I don't remember
How I got to my desk
The computer
Became a monster
Am I wearing a dress?

I called the boss
And said
Today is just gonna be
A total fucking mess
But I assure you
I will try my best

But is
There something
I can ask you, man

Why's the secretary
Shitting in the trash can

And when did you hire
Aliens from space
Smoking paperclips
Pissing purple
All over the place
And is that a trombone
Protruding from Mary's face

Boss I think
I made a mistake
I'm gonna take a coffee break

But boss
Tell me
Is my office chair
Made of your wife's
Pubic hair

He said
What the fuck
I'd like to speak to you
I said
I'm sorry boss
That I cannot do
Because
Underneath my feet
There is no floor
Understand you fucking pig
The floor
Ain't there no more

And all these flying angels
New colors and stars
I don't know what the fuck
They are

Every body's faces
Are starting to melt
I beat the janitor
With my belt

The stapler
Is calling my name
The pencils
Are doing the same

All of the lights
I can't understand
And everyone
Looks like the same man

Boss
Can you help me
I'm scared

Then I gave him praise
I slipped some acid
In his coffee

And today I got a raise

And my boss
He made it so clear
I'm on fucking paid vacation
For a whooooooole
Fucking year

That was
Over fifteen years
For me

And I'm still
Tripping balls
From the twenty
Sheets
Of
L S D

Twenty Sheets Before Work

This is AI and that's me in the picture. And I will eat you.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes

I am a bad ass

I do see
Look at you
Look at me
Study me
Seriously

Mother

Fffffffffucker

Do you not fucking  see
Physical mother fuckin mastery
Cuz
In the mirror
I notice my reflection
And
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Am truly

Human fucking perfection

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's me

That is

Mother fucking me
You see

Big beefy muscles
All over my body
Flesh that is iron
From my head
To my feet

I lift a lot of heavy weights
And i
Eat a lot of meat

Yes

I eat
A hellllllllllll
Of a lot
Of
Meat

Meeeeaaaaaaatttttt

Its

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy

Delicious

And you stupid fucking vegans
Meat issssssssss
Nutritious
So obviously
If you
Simply
Look at me

Annnnnnd
If there's never any fuckin meat
Iiiiiiii
Know exactly what to do
If I cannot eat my
Mother fuckin meat

Then I will start eating

You

Yes
That is what I will do

When you look
At my magnificent mother fucking body
Understand
None of you
Can ever stop me

I am
The one
You must fucking fear
The ultimate carnivore
Is mother fuckin
here

And

If you ever piss me off
I
Will rrrrrrrriiiiipppppp
Out your fucking ears
And I will rip
You
To pieces and shreds
But don't you worry
I won't leave you dead

I really
Don't like Mother fuckin fish
But if I say
I'm gonna kick your ass
Death will be your only wish

And the rest
Of your miserable life
You will regret
The day that we ever
Fucking met

I only eat meat
And I am so fuckin strong
This fucking world is mine
And
I knew it alllllllll
along.

Understand
Mother fuckers
The first day
I became alive
The Mother fucking doctor said
Perfection has arrived

He said to my mother
Breastfeeding is not for you
This child must feed
On blood then
He must eat meat
That
Is what you must do

And
He said to her
I will pray for you

I will end this
And fucking say
When I went
To the doctor
The other fucking day

I told this mother fucking man
I cannot fucking shit
Mother fucker mentioned
Fiber, fruits, and vegetables
I called him
A mother fucking
nitwit

Then
I farted very very loudly
And saw the look
On that Mother fuckers face
I said
I think I'll be okay
But I gotta use the can
Is there in one in this place

Or should I shit right here

Tell me
Somehow
Its fucking coming
Right now

So I
Found a toilet
And i
Sat and shat
In his bathroom
For the next three fucking days
Used reddit and TikTok
To pass the fucking time away

When I was fucking finished
I saw the janitor
Said to him
I must explain
There was no bathroom fan
Your day is
Gonna be a pain

And I noticed
Him looking at my
Muscles
I said
Yeah, ain't they sweet

Hey, mother fucker
I only eat meat

Nowwwwwwwww

I believe
I am through
But
One more time

Once there is no more meat
I'm gonna start eating
The billions of you
And know this
At the very least

Once the animals are gone
Human population
Will decrease

Iiiiiiiiiiii
Never play any fucking games
And
I have
A fucking recipe book
With all of your fucking names

I suggest you keep
This fucking planet stocked
With plenty of meat
Until I fucking die

And now

You
Mother fuckers
know why

Man of Meat

For everyone who says fuck off
First, get fucked 
Then, go fuck yourself 

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