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I've
Always wanted to be
In a gangbang
Though I never knew why
When I asked my husband
He said
He didn't have
Enough friends to try

When we searched
Through the homeless
And for any street thugs
They didn't want
To fuck me
Unless
We provided them drugs

So we gave up
And I didn't want to screw
I said I'm sorry baby
I truly love you
But
There aren't enough
Of you

I'd like at about
Fifty
Or eighty at least
Hairy, fat and naked
I don't care
I want a man feast
Bald or hair
Like I said
I really don't care

I just want
To be pleased
Since we're all gonna die
Won't worry
About disease
And rubbers
They're useless too
Use them for balloon animals
But don't touch me with those
If you want to screw

It looks
Like at the end
Of the world
I've become
A popular girl
My husband passed out
Took too many pills
So I posted on the internet
Guys, come and get
Your thrills
Fucking death is coming
And I've got holes
To be filled

And i posted
My address too
I showed my kitty
And said she's waiting for you

Now one hundred twenty
Guys circling around my bed
And they're all gonna fuck me
Fuck me til I'm dead

If the asteroid is coming
I want to be coming too

One of these guys
I hope knows what to do

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct:Chapter 3- Pleasure

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Hey Hey 
Hey

Heyyyyyyyyyyy  there

Let's talk, honey
No No No
It's not about money

I guess you
Haven't heard the news
It's just as well
Some things
I gotta do
Give me a kiss.
A little peck.
Sorry, honey.
I have to break
Your neck.

There, now.

That is done.

Now let me take care
Of the other ones.

I think they'd
Rather see their end
By me
Than global catastophe.

I don't think
I'll ask today
I may not like
What they say

While I do it
Anyway

Hey, Johnny
Forget about the math
Come down here
I've prepare for you
A bath

And tell your sister
She's next too
Once I'm
Finished with you.

Then I will
Take a bath
And see

What it's like
To die from
Electricity

Asteroid
Should be here soon

I think
I can finish
This by noon.

Sorry wife 
Tragic life.
If you knew
You'd do it too

Hey, Johnny
Forget about the math
Come down here

Hey, Johnny
Forget about the math
Come down here

Missy, Missy 
Leave your dolls
On the floor 
Don't worry about your messes
Anymore 

I'm sure the dog 
Will be fine
Yes
I can hear 
Him whine

Please, children

It's time

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct: Chapter 4 - Bath

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When I was a little girl
Never wanted to ever be
Anybody's wife
Now I got nothing but regrets
The face
Of a wasted life

Doctor
Lawyer
Astronaut
Maybe president

Coulda been
So much more
Now we're
Finally facing the end
And I'm
Just a filthy meth whore

Oh no no
I know its true
Cuz I stole all
Your money from you
And I fucked
Your oldest son
Took his virginity
At his age thirty two

And yes
I introduced
That boy
To meth
I'm the one
Responsible
For his death

Tragic
Or maybe kinda funny
I loved
Your boy so much

I never took his money

I've seen my face
The butt of jokes
Wasting away
On many websites
Yet the ones
Who always
Laugh at me
Also
Give me their money
Use me
For their delights

That's why they
Call me a meth whore
It's why I'm
Smoking meth tonight

When I first tried this drug
I thought my head
Did explode
Never thought
I'd be a slave to it
Working to negotiate
Handle other people's loads

Scorned by society
That's me
I'm a meth whore
And my parents
Don't talk to me
No more
Thats okay
Cuz they don't get high
And I'm really fucking bored

I can
Smoke more meth
In a tent
And fuck less guys
Than doing the same
And having to pay rent
Toilet and a shower
Ain't worth
The extra expense
Medical coverage
From the government

The price
That comes along
With my ass
Just goes to meth
I don't pay no
Fucking income tax
Too expensive
To get my pussy waxed
Gotta try
To keep myself in tact

I got a client real soon
As a matter of fact

But he might be
My last one
After him
I think I'm done

Asteroid coming
We all face death
I'll be waiting
Smoking meth

No more tomorrows
I watch
The fading of the day
I see
My entire life
I've surely
Pissed it all away

But
I know if this world ends
And I end up on another
If I find out
That one has meth
I'll fuck your father
Your sister
Your mother
Your brother

And any other

Shits that good

Mother fucker

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct-Chapter 5 - Meth Whore

AI

eeeeeyowwwww

oh yeah

hello fine people

be prepared 

to fucking meet me

well well well
hey there, all you kids
by now i think
you all know what your parents did
no matter what they do
no matter what they say
it's probably safe to assume
they smoked weed some day

and if they were lucky
then they knew me
and then made me rich
Mr Icky Sticky

oooohh, Mr Icky Sticky

That's my name
slinging marijuana, once was my game

Back then I was the mother fucker 
you wanted to know
cuz back then i learned
to fucking grow

the icky sticky

yeah

fucking icky sticky

oh, is that right?
you suddenly picky
you think you 
want a hit
i don't think you man enough
to handle my mother fucking shit

shit so smooth
tastes like Heaven
once you take a smell you'll know
why the price is seven hundred seventy seven

and if you think i front you
then you truly don't know me
you better have the cash
for Mr Mother Fucking Icky Sticky

yeah
My Icky Sticky
Green and purple
crystallized
bring the blood out in your eyes

ooohhhhhhh Mr Icky Sticky

yeah

we want you you you
icky icky icky sticky sticky 

Ladies
I'll warn you
Beware
Take a bong hit with me
Don't wear no underwear
My shit is so strong
Your clothes won't last long
You'll just rip them off
take a hit and see
and then you all
will be all over me

Mr Icky Sticky

And
At
The end of it all
You can leave me your number
But I won't call
I really aint
got no time for you
I just grow and sell my weed
and that's all i do

Cuz Mr Icky Sticky 
was never ever dumb
Mr Icky Sticky saw
when he was very very very young
that weed just brings in 
too much cash
so this weed prohibition shit
is never gonna last

and when your parents
asked why my prices so high
i never said a thing
even though i knew why

and now that weed
is taking over the nation
Mr Icky Sticky got himself a corporation

Maybe your parents
are working for me

Making my
Icky Sticky

yeah

I sign their checks now

Icky Sticky

I wipe my ass with my criminal records. 

Icky Sticky

I get high now with the prosecutors and the judge

Icky Sticky

No, tell the president to fuck off. I won't take his calls.

His days are numbered

Icky Sticky say

Smoke my weed today

Forget about your life

Forever

Icky Sticky



Mr Icky Sticky

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Oh de ah
Oh de ah
I am the ruler
Of Planet
Korea
And over there
That puddle
My diarrhea

Go
And clean it soon
Or I will have
Your entire lineage
Wiped out
By noon

I was created
To be
Constantly appreciated
And constantly
Exercise control
They praise me
I don't feed them
They love me
I don't need them

I tell them
Nothing beyond
My landlord exists
Nothing in this world
For them to miss
Their souls
Are truly mine
Every now and then
I kill some
in front of everyone
To remind them
All the time.

Joy is forbidden

Laughter is s crime

But news has spread
Rock approaching
From space
And this just isn't
The same old place

No one
Is listening to me
And what about the executions
My display of brutality

Is that the sound
Of Laughter
The end is coming

And they're happy?

Well

I just shit
On this floor
And I don't
Fucking care no more
And to hell
With all these clothes
No one's here
No one will know

My penis is so small
If you stare
You'll wonder
If I have one at all

It's there
But its never
Been seen
Yes
I'm a virgin
That's what I mean

I've never met
A girl
And kissed her
Who did it
Like I like
Only
From my sister

Her tongue
Dancing
With mine
Truly
A delight
And since
She was born
We do this
Every night

And
I always
Thought my anus
Was a little tight
But
When my sister
Dug into it
With her fingers

Man
Did it feel right

I am so fucking hungry
Though
No one here to cook
I am going
To eat this furniture
There is no one
Here to look

The colors
On the couch
Look so delicious
Though
Eating a couch
I think is not nutritious

Asteroid approaches
And I don't care
And I've always

Shit my underwear

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct: Chapter 6 - Dictator

AI

Oh baby baby

Understand

Me

That
When I say
I don't know why
I don't like cheese

Is

Can't
You see

I
Honestly
Don't know why

I don't like why

I like cheese

But
I started
Worrying about you

When you
Told me
I love

You

Because what I'm
Trying to tell
Is with
All types of cheeses
I wonder about
All their smells
Each
And every one
Oh baby baby baby baby
I loved you too

Welcome to hell

Have you ever thought
Of tables
Propane tanks
Various brands of kitty litter
Chemical compounds in glitter
Why does milk exist?
Does calcium explain teeth?

Baby can you see
Your beautiful future
With me

Is a toilet
A perfect invention
Since it never
Gets upgrades
What's a branch?

When do you get paid?

Did i mention
That i like cheese
I really do
But I
Dont know
How to make it

Do you?

Why do we idolize parents when we're young
Then see them
As pathetic
When we're older
And wiser

But they get stupider

Have they been stupid
All along?

Did you roll your eyes?

Do you know

What you're

Expecting?

I think about death
All the time
I've already
Thought about yours
Before
I
Ever met you

Thats who I am

And now

You know

I will
Always know your number
Always
Know where
You are

One hundred
Was the number
When iiiiiiiiiiiii
Stopped
Counting
All the medications
That they tried on me
That I never needed

That made me worse

So I stopped taking them

And

Now
I'm much
Much much much
Much better
Than before

Better than ever

Isn't it funny

I'm a miracle
And now you met me
Are you prepared

To be adored

How cute

Is that a wet spot
On your pants
Take them off
I'll clean them
For you

Do it

Do it now

I love you so much

Our children
Will be beautiful

Half like you
And
Half like me

Maybe two

Maybe three

You Now See Me

Yes. It's fucking AI.  You can have lyrics. But shut up if you think I give a fuck about it being AI.

Wellllllllllllllll
Hey now
Hold on
Mother fucker 
Who the fuck
You honking at
Did you not notice 
I'm a trucker

And
You may not have noticed
But sorry 
It is true
Cut me off
If I can't slow down 

It
Is
Fucking 
Over
For

You

Do you not know
How much 
What I drive weighs
Mother fuckers 

You should show me 
Your praise 

I could have ruined 
So many lives
Because of stupid mistakes 
By others

So many many days 

And
When the body count is high 
And the traffic wait is hours 
They always 
Blame the trucker
So I'll take the piss test 
And it'll be clean
I defend myself 

You stupid Mother fuckers 

I'll just say this 
And its not  a lie
Any car versus my truck 
My truck will win 
And that driver will die

And if you 
Don't believe me still 
Drive your car 
Into the back of my truck
See what happens to you
While my truck stays still 

You make 
Your last mistakes
While my foot 
Is
Still on the brakes

I drive
A tractor trailer 
And I constantly 
See 
Other driver's 
Failures

Blood and gore 
I never 
Wanted to see
That's what it's like 
Being me 

Cursed by the ones
Who share 
The roads i drive 
So I can go to their stores
So they can fill their shelves 
And just 
Fucking stay alive 

They call me
A fucking idiot 
But without me
I know 
Those words 
They'd fucking regret 

And
I

Well

I

Honestly 
Think of these 
Things
As I drive 

That's me

Things 
I 
Sit and think about 
As I wait 

For them to clean 

Another crash

So I can go

And wonder about those lost lives

Those scattered
Dead bodies

I hope they truly know

It was them

It wasn't me

The Trucker

Yes, this is AI. If it bothers you, email me. I'll make a song out of it so use good words that rhyme easily.

MrDJBighouse, by the way, gave me topic "Naked GIrls and Their VIbrating Toys" when I asked. So, listen to him, he's amazing and understand that he's constantly thinking about baseball at least once a day. And he probably will forever. 

Personally, I hate sports. I think they're stupid and a waste of money.

My Loving Vibrations

Yes, this is AI. And if you complain, please include your email address so I can send you some photos of shit.

You know
When I explained
To my mother
Each and every bruise
Then told her
I get em
Cuz of the clothes
That I choose

And these things
To help me see
These cheap
Fucking glasses
Are the reasons
I took a beating
After all of my classes

But one day
Some bully
Called me
His bitch
Then I saw my future
And I said
No
I'm gonna be rich

You think you got
The strength
Of Fucking freight trains
But you're gonna suffer
Cuz you got no Fucking brains

Cuz I just had a flash
Of the future
You see
And I just saw your ass
Working for me

And mother fucker
It wasn't pretty
For you
And I'll let you know now

I know exactly what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna make life
Hell for you

You may not have noticed
You may not have heard
But life is very very hard

And I am

A nerd

You're confused
It seems
So let me tell you
Exactly what that means

And then the whole school listened

On that day

To the visions

I had to say

You laugh at me
Cuz i get good grades
While you experiment
With drugs
And discovered
Getting laid
But have you not realized
We gonna need to get paid

And I know a thing or two
One day I order a big mac
I will see some of you
Looking all beat
Looking unhappy
Cooking their meat
Living real crappy

When I grab my order
I say thanks, cool
Hey ain't you that fool
I knew in high school
And then i take off my shades
And then it's like bam
They suddenly remember
Who i am

I just say
Yeah. Mother fucker
Ain't it funny
You slave away
While I got sooooooo

So much fucking money

I tried to warn you
About the ways of this nation
It's all about the cash
Don't piss away your education

And give me some
Fucking ketchup too
I'm fucking
Done with you

Now
I remember all your names
Very well
And I really do want
To make you all taste hell
I scan the job applications
For me it's fun
And if I recognize your name
I tell H R
I want that one

I say
Tell that man
He qualifies
To clean my toilet
Until he dies
Ask him what he needs
For his pay
Then say I'm sorry
There's no fucking way
And then offer him
Much much less
And his uniform
Will be a dress

And if he ever says
A word to me
I will fire him
Immediately

Cuz
That one
His mom died from cancer
That one
His dad was a dancer
And these ones, I think
We're very very young
When they started to drink
And these ones
I know do meth
So hire them all
Then work them to death

And tell them
They better start to pray
Because once they're hired here
It'll be the last fucking day
Of a life they can ever enjoy
Because now
They have become my toys
I'm still so angry
Their lives i will destroy

Over so many years
When I see them
Walk my halls
I'll laugh at their tears

And
Maybe I will take
A shit
And say
You
Go clean it

And
If you like your job
Take my advice
Send me a report
On why it smells nice

And
Do you remember me from class?

Also
A report

On why
You should not

Have kicked my ass

And I'm sorry
This
I must do
Christmas bonus
For everyone

But you

Yes

That

Is what I'm gonna do

Once they heard
My fucking words
No one
Ever fucked
With the nerds

Hahahahahaha

Omen Of The Nerd

For everyone who says fuck off
First, get fucked 
Then, go fuck yourself 

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