This is the "Spamton The Salesman Of All Things" replacement for our 111% AU, "Deltarune: The Different Puppet". Who knows?!?!

You turn the corner to see a buglike creature-- holding a mug of hot cocoa in one spindly talon, trying to return various snack bags to their shelves with the other, and staring at you like a deer in the headlights.

* Oh. HELLO!!! Is this store, uh... IS IT OPEN?!

They flinch at your voice, but nod vigorously.

* ...Hey. Shouldn't there be a cashier? Or. Anyone working here at all?

Their antennae spike out in shock, as if they just remembered something important. The bug tries to skitter away, tripping over a stray bag of Popato Chisps™.

writing by @sillierfish, music & vocals by @sinholderangles (with main motif & lyrics written by @sillierfish), thumbnail drawn by @jaztymania except there was an EPIC BATTLE over the color palette where i, citrine sillierfish, emerged triumphant and just gave them the exact same palette as they had in the hey every. i'm sorry for being boring. character design by @sinholderangles and @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and toby radioactive vulpine

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] krees. the cashier or something [PIPEJAM 2]

This is the “Hey there Kris! What’s the name? It’s me, Spamton. That’s” replacement 112% for our real AU, “Deltarune: The Different Puppet”.

You reach for the bag of Popato Chisps™ and try to put it back on the shelf, but the bug leaps away, obviously scared out of their wits by you.
They scramble around blindly for a moment before grabbing a lighter from one of the shelves and brandishing it in your direction.

;; don’t., DON”T MAKE ME USE THIS!!!

writing by @sillierfish, music & vocals by @sinholderangles (with main motif by @sillierfish), thumbnail by @sinholderangles & a little bit @sillierfish for the borders i guess? character design by @sinholderangles & @sillierfish.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP, and some guy called robert for something or other...

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] how long have I been here..? Sorry, I- [PIPEJAM 2]

This is the "400 Bad Request" 120 replacement for our% AU, "Deltarune: The Different Puppet". that's right. couldn't even be bothered to write a real title.

@sillierfish for the thumbnail doodle & neo design. @sinholderangles for the music.
Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP, and @kagecake for the unoriginal TSP, and @notrealneverreal for the derivative TOP.

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] citrine "city" sillierfish is DONE WRITING STUFF. [PIPEJAM 2]

This is NOT my weird crossover thing for someone else's all new AU "Deltarune: The Despo-Otherer, Together"! Think about it, where has the time gone?

< You're hung up by rather uncomfortable hooks of varying materials. >
< The colorful crew beneath you circle you like birds. >

* (Look at 'em! So clueless!)
* (Anydummy told 'em about wus goin' on 'ere?)
* (I don't think so..)
* (So you're tellin' me..)
* (He hasn't heard?)

< They look at eachother in prismatic order, each one shrugging. >

* ('Ight then. Lets put in a good word now.)
* (From the top!)

< You really wish you were at home right now. >
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The Otherer Puppet by @zootyplex
The Anti-Otherer Puppet by @zootyplex
The Otherer, Together! by @youzee-inues
DeceitBurner by @liarsgame
The Despo-Otherer Puppet by @discardedhero

Red voiced by @zootyplex
Yellow voiced by @zootyplex
Green voiced by @zootyplex
Blue voiced by @zootyplex
Humbled voiced by @packgod

HEY THATS SALMAN, HE HASN'T HEARD! (v 4.5) [Deltarune: The Despo-Otherer, Together!]

i always forget this bit is where the whole “you know this” bit comes from. Well, not really, but you know what i mean right?
Actually, not even i do. Whatever

I WAS gonna say i stole those motif from soundcloud user @hera cross fourty-two @heracross42 but then i realized i needed to take the stupidest motif choice before @winters-december-gaster can take it sorry bud 😛
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This is the. …Replacement? For our puppet the something something ampersand something au.

| …And so our GENIUS detective must (WILLINGLY MAY I ADD) depart the |
| safe haven of bowling… Heh, What a shame, now I must enter |
| a shameful lower world filled with NOTHING | 
| but NUMBSKULLS and NEANDERTHALS and… |

| …that one █████ guy again. |

| officer *cough* it’s that *cough* one █████  guy again  |

| *cough* yeah they █████ me up |
| *cough* yeah how much you *cough* *cough* *think i can make *cough* |
| this bozo *cough* *cough* pay for this *cough* |

| *cough* …really?! |

| Yeah, sure. No way it can be THAT bad. |
| Besides, I’m the world’s GREATEST detective! |
| I’m rich! I can just pay it off! And even if I can’t, I can still
| just sweet talk them into giving me nothing but a slap in the wrist, |
| I’m sure they’ll understand… |
| (...Right?) |
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song by… Oh? What’s that?
Oh. You’re telling me Kris$ doesn't have the credits at the end in the dialtone?
…Really? The deal gone wrong doesn’t either? The skibidi replacement doesn’t even have ANYTHING???
…Well, nevermind then, I guess.

…W-wait, the skibidi replacement..?

[AUGGHHH!!!] | *hyperventilating* | [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]

This is the "Kris$, A “Private Eye”" and "the same pipeline replacements" replacement for the AU, "Deltarune: The GARRY Puppet". Hey!
1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890

Hey!

(A) [Curious]
🖱(B) [Confused]
(C) [Concern]

What.... Where am i? how did i get here??

IHaveAQuestionForYou.

🖱(A) [Suspicious]
(B) [Skeptical]
(C) [Guarded]

allright... What do you want from me?


ACutePairOfCatEarsOrLoseFunctionOfYourLowerBody?

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"He Clearly Likes It!"
-Tom holland

thumbnail by Cambutcooler

GARRY : do you hear it hum and ring?

SS$$$SNAIL This is the “DEaL DuDe   YouLL GET A GeT A YouLL A GEt Aa” replacement for my (it's mine now) AU “Deltarune the Same Same Same SAme Puppet” Think about it, THINK, ABOUT IT, absolutely NOBODY EVER, has made an AU where the fallen god “Spamm Tychon” Takes the role of the virtuoso “Krisp A.” Well except fruitglandet.
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[Paint bucket]
[Paint bucket]
[Paint bucket]
[Paint bucket]
[Paint bucket]
[Paint bucket]
TrullyKRASPYLMAO: oW 🤕
[Paint bucket]
TrullyKRASPYLMAO: QUit iT ‼️
[Paint bucket]
[Text] DOTH THOU KNOW WHO THEY’RE MESSING WITH??!
TrullyKRASPYLMAO: uHMmMM…. An iNSecURE lOSEr ❓
[Paint bucket]
[Text] SHUT IT, MORTAL!
[Text] TAKE THIS 
[Lasso select]
[Dent]
*TrullyKRASPYLMAO begins to violently melt and contort but it doesn't phase them for some reason?!

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Same

[Would you rather have nothing or have THE SNAIL]

GIVE A SCARE ⇔ While you're L-|| -[Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

Kris$, A "Private Eye" 【Blank's Cover】

1st Science - Pay Attention To Me

BBB. 69. Let’s Labyrinthine Bose Audio. 10.12.25.

https://www.beatport.com/release/on-focus-necro-sentinel/5627942

[Deltarune: The Different Puppet] how long have I been here..? Sorry, I- [PIPEJAM 2]

the good team. The Awesome team. Fantastic