Mr Bean - Matthew or Fel
Soos - Kyle J 

Mr Bean:
Hello Soos! You’re facing Mr. Bean; oh what a pitty 
Because the chances of this shitty twit beating me is “mini” 
Hit you with a tiger fist and there’s no point in defendin’
Put you in a room of idiots and then watch you blend-in 
You’re a normal norman who's looking pretty fat- ha 
You be smelling like the gobblewonker; just take a bath man
And I’ll get the last laugh because you’ll be left astray
Mate, I hate you more than you hate your own birthday

Soos:
Dude, with those ears and ‘tude you’re like a selfish little elf
You couldn’t care less about your girl; always thinking bout yourself 
You’ve gotta be a werewolf, dude with that hair on your mole 
To be funny and make people laugh doesn’t mean being an a-hole 
Thinking your teddy’s alive? You’re United King-dumb
I’ve seen your toons and good grace, get better at acting-son (pun on Atkinson)
I’m a cool dude so Soos will offer you a truce 
If you don’t accept I’m gonna make you seein’ duce (oo)

Mr Bean:
Teddy, what do you think of this zombified idiot?
Entertaining the world! You be looking like little gideon 
You giffany, you’ll soon see, I’m clever when I rap
Jesus! It’s no mystery that you’re fatter than the shack 
Do the math, well it’s not like you can actually 
I’ll factually use big words to improve bean packin’ heat
You greasy, sleepy buffoon, I’ve wasted my time
You better head back to the arcade and “pick-up” some better rhymes 

Soos:
Nothing you said was effective so shut it! 
With all this nonsense you spit, you’re like old man mcgucket
You’re a cartoon spin-off of a show that didn’t end well
your fame is so unknown; no wonder you’re on super RTL
Got disses louder Mrs Wicket when I spit my rap
Beating Bean in a battle? Bean there- done that! 
Not even Cartoon Network liked your show so you won’t get far
You failed worse in this fight than that green three wheeled car

Mr Bean vs Soos. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

FNaF VR: Help Wanted dropped, so while the oven's hot, Freddy comes to battle! ...again... Pizza Time Pizza and Fazbear Entertainment, two corporations that are definitely only pizza restaurants and nothing else nope nothing.

GamingPlush64 as the pizza man.
https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005 as Freddy Fazbear.

FNAF:
Hey, Bale! Looking pretty horse when fighting ‘gainst a bear
Who’s glitching like a salesman from The Rest, it isn’t fair!
A witless wix site from the dreamtime will be forgotten like Jeremy
Fazbear’s taking over your spotlight like “I’m a celebrity!”

PTP:
Family, community, pizza restaurant. 
Do not buy FNAF if that is what you want.
You’ll get a Chuck E. Cheese leech and a dash of the occult.
Instead join Pizza Club! (We are not a cult)
Papa Johns? A cult. Domino’s? A cult.
Any missing people that you see is not our fault.
If you’re searching for them, maybe go open the vault,
And consult a certain purple gold rabbit wearing adult.

FNAF:
Your lines were just like your pasta; toxic.
While you’re Cawthon up blood, I got this win on lock; springs.
We’re in cinemas (Freddy laugh) What do you have to laugh for?
We’ve been messing with the minds of children ever since FNaF 4!

PTP:
Quick your crying, child, my roasts burn like an incinerator
We’ve done Pizza in VR since your Pizzeria Simulator
With one phone call I can kill, you just spew out exposition
YOU ARE WORTHLESS, but you won’t be if you join in the ascension

FNAF :
Let me mention, your views are trash placed with your series
About Teletubbies and Cookie Crisp conspiracy theories. 
You’re not near me, so fear me! Your interest has Left-y.
This hack has been locked behind bars, so I say Let’s Eat.

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Pizza Time Pizza vs Fazbear Entertainment. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

Pokémon VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5zC9E0xLC8

happy homestuck day 0u0

Razzy as MissingNo.
garbageGothic as Aradia Megido

MissingNo.:
Called to battle a Channeler? I guess I’ll take a shot at it
Number zero’s bringing Ham & Steak to dust an archaeologist
I pack the pi-ZZAZZ for blastin’ in rap to smoke another Megido
I’ll have your apocalypseArisen and drop it on you like an arpeggio
Turn your dream bubbles to nightmares, have fun trying to get some shut-eye
This deranged maid’s got a thing for double d’s, and I’m not talking ‘bout cup size
It takes infinite balls to best MissingNo., but I don’t see a Nurse Joy
This Poliwhirl’s barely a threat. Just more data to destroy

Aradia Megido:
aradia wakes from her slumber! you had me snoring at the start
but now i just wanna see what happens when i break this glitch apart!
you’ll be whipped into shape with both god tier power and witty flow
i’d say you’d do the same but it seems your talent’s missing, no? 0_0
gamers say you’re creepy, black, and dreary but i just don’t buy it
this fossil’s nothing worth inspecting even when it’s multiplying
you’ll end up like hobart if you don’t wanna flow hard, ‘cuz i go far past every one of your rhymes
so pack up your stuff and drop out! don’t worry, i’ll give you time 0u0

MissingNo.:
Such convoluted comebacks, they rival your comic’s confusing acts
You sure made Vriska pay until she went and had your Union Jacked
The flyest Bird type drops hot raps, leave opponents Glitch Mobbed when I’m on tracks
Corrupt you and your universe to hell and back till it couldn’t even be fixed by Doc Scratch

Aradia Megido:
woah, it’s time to stop dude! those cries are simply piercing 0_0
you’re like the lavender town theme with how you’re making my ears bleed
you stepped in the court of the crimson queen, but you should’ve just ran instead, man
cause every single thing that i just heard was from the voice of a dead man

Written by Vivian and Nekomancer
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by 2Deep
Cover Art by worms

MissingNo. VS Aradia Megido | RAP BATTLE!

I might completely remake this battle and release it in the future, but this is the second complete redo I've done of this project and it just seems like a lost cause at this point. Also, I'm kinda sick of anime battles after working on Ika vs Inkling. If I do decide to give this battle another shot I will take this upload down, but since the next full audio of AvA will come out on Rap Battle Day (June 1st), here's some scrapped content to tide you over for this month.

If you haven't played VVVVVV, you should. It's cheap and very fun.

Eddiefrb as Captain Viridian
M0MORI? as Ochaco Uraraka (NOT RECORDED)

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
This is your captain rapping - i’m here to test you, it’s crunch time
Let’s see if your martial arts training helps you out with punchlines
You’re not in touch with the world, no wonder you’re such an airhead
Repeat the Festival with a performance poorer than your parents
Because i’ll give you the finger, gravity’s not all that i’m flippin’
You elephant! Your dimensions are interfering my mission
You’ll find that this league of Villis threaten you more than the Villains
Your true potential’s hidden, harder to access than a trinket
Grew up impoverished and seeing my power, you’re gonna black out in fear and then cower
Smells like the only kind of bathing that you could afford is a Meteor Shower!
I’ve been going strong for a decade - your manga ain’t even full
So as the gravitational girl, lets see what kind of stunt you can pull

OCHACO URARAKA:
You flipped the gravity of this battle with that silly verse
Prepare to get flamed from these burns as you’re crashing back down to Earth
You’re nothing but a Stain on indie gaming, all you did was hurt Steam
It’s time a hero cuffs this space cadet like I did Thirteen
This rap’s out of the park, it’s stronger than a Home Run Comet
My series’ fame still skyrockets, yours dropped so fast, I would vomit
And filling my parent’s wallets may be my main motivation
But at least my price didn’t drop 10 dollars due to complaining

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
That way at least you could afford it - My community ain’t staying dormant
When I took a look at your fanbase I wanted to be sent back into orbit
My team’s on a mission - You’re just a bunch of wannabe hero jerks
The only time someone would put their hands together for you is using your quirk

OCHACO URARAKA:
Oh please, Your colourful crew is just something i’d vomit up
You’d break down in a hero’s atmosphere like a comet does
Wait, I already used that rhyme scheme… well, whatever
It didn’t seem to bother the designer of all your levels (ohhh)
I’ll use my training to fire lyrical bullets at you - Gunhead
You endanger your crew - without me, Izuku would end up dead
And judging by the name of your game it seems sure
The only one sleeping on you is your creator on the keyboard

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Atomic Beats
Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb

(SCRAPPED FLOW TEST) Ochaco Uraraka vs VVVVVV - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Cast:
‪Eddiefrb‬ as Bowser Junior 
Fightmarker as Metal Sonic 


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: JoseMaster 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn 


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: Extreme Music   


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
BOWSER JR
VS
METAL SONIC 
BEGIN!



Bowser Jr:
For my dad, King Bowser, I'll take down this piece of scrap metal
I don’t need to waste my time with a robot, I have better things to settle
So what if you're made of metal? I'll give you pain that's forever chronic
You are like Eggman's other creations, beaten and destroyed by Sonic
You're stuck on Earth, while I'm conquering many galaxies
Your robot allies went through many casualties
My Magic Brush will make me shine, like a Shine Sprite
Your creator can’t stand up to my dad’s might
When we are against each other, I'm an Ace at Tennis
Your creator isn't fit to be Sonic's main menace
Sega has gone downhill, Nintendo will get all the likes
You aren't a worthy opponent, so allow me to drop the mic

Metal Sonic 
Beating this fire breathing turtle will be easier than Ping Pong
But you’d think I’d be scared of a baby turtle with a bib on?
I’m the closest any villain has come to beating that hedgehog
And you can top that with a paintbrush? Talk about a stretch, dawg
So go ahead, try to fight me with your adopted sister and brothers
But your chance to win has gone and disappeared like your mother 
Brought Mario to Delfino and had him framed for your ink blots
But constantly taunting him? You’re more of a clown than that ship- *glitch*

Bowser Jr:
You always lose to your nemesis, leave the destruction to your enemies to the pros
You're his greatest creation, but you and Eggman couldn't Smash your way into Smash Bros
Like my shell in Volleyball, I'll leave you spiked
And like Knuckles, you always get psyched

Metal Sonic 
Like in the Olympics, I'll take the gold
Your dad may be strong, but my creator is smart and bold
Facing my enemies, I show no mercy
Now you've learned your lesson to never underestimate me

Bowser Jr vs Metal Sonic - Awesome Rap Battles #9

This was originally gonna be for Dustin's challenge in his server but I wasn't able to record in time. So enjoy this cover

Bowser Jr vs Metal Sonic - Awesome Rap Battles #9

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