First place is: DHMIS duck, Second place is: The Littlest Penguin. Can your pet chick you can do better than that

*reads description* *waits in suspense for the video*

I REALLY wasn’t expecting a third rapper, but by god I’m so happy there is. Best battle so far, and I loved the beat. Incredible job dude, and thanks for not putting the credit for DHMIS at the top of the description, that would’ve spoiled the surprise.

New favorite battle of your that is also my new favorite role you've done!

it's actually pretty creative you made the littlest penguins verse the narrator nice

why'd ya steal the beat from Luigi vs Shaggy?!??!!?!??!!? (but in all seriousness fuck Dilly and this battle is epic)

JMB as Bendy
Metalfire as Bender

Bendy:
Bender lives a life eternal but it seems to be for naught
Cuz, hehe, I’m more alive than you’ll ever be, robot!
This sketchy wreck should follow through on all his threats of suicide
Or else you’ll watch this classic leaving Jake the Dog deep Fry’d
The creator lied to you! He doesn’t want another season!
So I’ll take the crown, and then you’ll see a real Dancing Demon
Get out of your closet, alcoholic, because I’ve already won!
You’re Farnsworthless and forgotten! Good news, everyone!

Bender: 
Bend over and Battle Byte my shiny metal ass
Me? I’m 100% fire! You? One hundred percent trash
Bender is the greatest! But you’re not quite the looker
I’ll get a new rap opponent, with blackjack, and hookers!
I even topped all your horror as a were-car, it shows
But I won’t activate the ink pressure to help out with your flow!
I’ll rock the roof on your workshop, you’re now stuck in Bender’s Game!
 *belch* Since your Groening voice makes Disney roll in his grave

Battle Bytes

Bendy vs Bender. Battle Bytes #8

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “F” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters

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poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

FNaF VR: Help Wanted dropped, so while the oven's hot, Freddy comes to battle! ...again... Pizza Time Pizza and Fazbear Entertainment, two corporations that are definitely only pizza restaurants and nothing else nope nothing.

GamingPlush64 as the pizza man.
https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005 as Freddy Fazbear.

FNAF:
Hey, Bale! Looking pretty horse when fighting ‘gainst a bear
Who’s glitching like a salesman from The Rest, it isn’t fair!
A witless wix site from the dreamtime will be forgotten like Jeremy
Fazbear’s taking over your spotlight like “I’m a celebrity!”

PTP:
Family, community, pizza restaurant. 
Do not buy FNAF if that is what you want.
You’ll get a Chuck E. Cheese leech and a dash of the occult.
Instead join Pizza Club! (We are not a cult)
Papa Johns? A cult. Domino’s? A cult.
Any missing people that you see is not our fault.
If you’re searching for them, maybe go open the vault,
And consult a certain purple gold rabbit wearing adult.

FNAF:
Your lines were just like your pasta; toxic.
While you’re Cawthon up blood, I got this win on lock; springs.
We’re in cinemas (Freddy laugh) What do you have to laugh for?
We’ve been messing with the minds of children ever since FNaF 4!

PTP:
Quick your crying, child, my roasts burn like an incinerator
We’ve done Pizza in VR since your Pizzeria Simulator
With one phone call I can kill, you just spew out exposition
YOU ARE WORTHLESS, but you won’t be if you join in the ascension

FNAF :
Let me mention, your views are trash placed with your series
About Teletubbies and Cookie Crisp conspiracy theories. 
You’re not near me, so fear me! Your interest has Left-y.
This hack has been locked behind bars, so I say Let’s Eat.

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Pizza Time Pizza vs Fazbear Entertainment. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

Vladimyr P. as Satan and Elmo

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ...IDK
SATAN
VERSUS
..ELMO..?
BEGIN?

Satan:
From the depths, raising hell it’s time Satan has risen
Though it seems both Kevin and Ryan made another poor decision
Voicing Elmo and summoning the Devil himself
So I will take this bloody Elf and Knock-him-Off of his shelf
Thinking you can best me? You make the poor kiddies weak
While I drive their bad decisions like ones we shall never speak
I’ll puppeteer this muppet so he’ll end up kicking the bucket
When I press the play button I’d rather hear advice from Sam Pucket
I’ll break your crayons for a seance going above and beyond
Making you another one of my pawns; I’m one you shouldn’t have Spawned
I’m a carbon-copy of no one, you’re a carbon-copy of Mickey
But you really wanna know who you wanna be? It’s Me.

Elmo:
That horrible verse made me wanna Kermit Suicide
I guess you decide who lives or dies but let me be your guide
In 
LaLaLaLa LaLaLaLa
Elmo’s World!

Evil Elmo:
You really thought that you could best the one all children love?
Sorry to break it to you; you’re no goody-goody-2 shoe motherfucker
So why don’t we put on the gloves I’m not one to punch, sucker
But my victory will be greenlit WHEN I MURDER THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Causing Havoc on sesame street no.. THE WHOLE STUDIO
Watchu doin bro? Watchin’ my show so you can what? Learn to flow?
No true form of your mere self couldn’t ever compare to what I bring
I may be the Muppets’ Puppet but in this battle I’ll be pulling the strings
Neither-World wants you because you couldn’t cause any damage
For God’s Sake I’ll make and break this spirit until he gets banished
Weave your way to victory? I’ll cut you like one of my threads
And then your whole kingdom will bow to me when all that is left is your head

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Don Coda
Effects / Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
Logo Made by Commander Jacob

I wrote this in an hour lol

Satan vs Elmo. ɹǝʇsᴉuᴉS Rap Battles of ...IDK: Lost Episode

Thumbnail by Trakked

Stofferex as Waluigi
Raichous as Aran Ryan
 
Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Edited by Raichous
 
-LYRICS-

WALUIGI
Wah! Waluigi! No boxer gonna beat me
Especially not the one who is always caught cheating
Competing with me face to face is a big fail
Almost as bad as that long ugly rat tail
I’ll laugh out loud as this big mouthed disgrace falls
Waluigi gonna bat you round like a baseball
How could you compete, Waluigi is super!
When I get a KO try not to be a sore loser!

ARAN
Let’s go, let’s go! You can have the first swing
Cuz it won’t be me who’s knocked out in the ring
Wario got into Smash, while you’re forced to sit back
Has this crotch-chopping loser got burgers in his raps!?
For the tallest of four, you’re the most like a baby
Maybe that’s why you always strike out with Daisy
When I’m caught cheating, I tell the ref to shove it
Now keep hitting me with disses, stringbean, cuz I love it

WALUIGI
I’m not even losing, and you’re already being childish
To beat me, you would really need the luck of the Irish
Waluigi has this battle already won
Since you have to hide horseshoes in your gloves
You’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t even beat Peach
The only luck you had was being put on the wii
To cheat against a kid, you must really be a sad man
Let’s see your glove on a rope beat my back hand

ARAN
You should just give up on competition, catch my drift?
Since the only trophy you could ever get is an assist
You’re gonna learn how it feels to get hit by a truck
The “L” on your cap is upside down for bad luck
With one haymaker you’ll drop like a pitfall
Bouncing off the corners, Waluigi Pinball
You think that your sport skills would get you ahead, but
Your wire frame cracks under the pressure of my headbutt

Waluigi vs. Aran Ryan - Raichous Rap Battles

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles #8

Recasted Metal Sonic and touched up the writing.

Metal Sonic:
I’ll drop a dark harvester like he was his misfit crew
When I'm compared to you, even Storm’s got a higher IQ
This monkey’s gotta be lucky if he wants to survive the pain I’ll bestow
Eating forbidden fruit to get stronger? Even I wouldn’t stoop so low...
Made to be Goku’s darker side, but a palette swap stole your spotlight
This fight is like your Great Ape Form: a complete waste of time
A Phantom you’ll be. Scan complete: this win’s in Infinite probability
This cold robot wasn’t made to nurture a little Baby

Turles:
Look who we got here; this slave thinks he can make me disappear?
I’m the King! Crusher Corps more than a Shadow of what you fear
Bringing Calamity to this track with these attacks I’m Blast-in’
And this victory, unlike myself, is going to be canon
You're just an emotionless clone who’s yet to achieve a victory
Yes, Kakarot might’ve beaten me, but not once have you matched Sonic equally
The hottest thing you’ve faced since lava, so unless you want to see my full might
I suggest you get down on your knees and beg your life

Metal Sonic:
You failed to show me What You’re Made Of, you’re Raditz 2.0 at best
Swap out that Dragon Ball in your chest for a Chaos Spear instead!
Might’ve blocked a Spirit Bomb, but in my sleek chromium style
I’ll chop up a dark tanned lettuce who couldn’t even kill a child

Turles:
Summoning up a Sudden Storm, I’ll be the one to Dig Your Grave!
Must be running on a Sega CD, for it seems like you’ve been played
I’ve Meteor Bursted you like Piccolo, and broken you into pieces 
You were nothing but a punching bag, but I guess that’s all you’re known for being

King Mewtwo as Turles
Soob as Metal Sonic
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing help by Uncredited and Boris
Mixed by King Mewtwo (Karaoke) and laarGbocaJ (Battle)
Cover Art by Blast 03

Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

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