HOLY SHIT ITS OUT! Thanks for having me as baldi my man.

Really good battle! I didn't think I would say it but this battle I think has to be Swoldow's best role and makes me say that he is the best Baldi the community has. (my Baldi impression admits defeat lol)

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Battle Bytes

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “F” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters

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poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1svh2u5pwMEflDFvDmlmjQCN4dOyTiqmiYbxPR-kEh7E/edit?usp=sharing

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Welcome back to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two super soldiers sent to rid the world from some unwanted guests, Master Chief versus Doomguy.

Evan as Master Chief
Dustin as Doomguy

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Dustin
Beat by: Hollywood Legend Productions
Cover by: Evan

Master Chief:
Cortana told me not to worry, you’re an enemy of no degree
Just the FPS that hasn’t been relevant since 93’
Hell’s no training for my heat, you’re a lost cause, it’s evident
The rules don’t apply to me Flynn, I’m known for cracking Covenants

Doomguy:
Open up your Bible, read the words, and you’ll be singing hits
Blood, Gore, Flesh, Metal, Death, Destruction, Chief I’m bringing yeah it’s
about to get messy, ya better get ready, cause Glory Killin is my speciality
I’m doing my duty, and doing it groovy, assassinating graciously 
You can Bungie right the fuck off, cause I’m the one that made you
just the face of Mountain Dew, it won’t take much to Quake too
My body count changed the game, you’re the Rated M make do
Go and ask Hayden, it’s impossible to break Doom

Master Chief:
The Tumblr super soldier’s gruesome without the execution
You’re Wolfenstein’s bastard child who only ripped Duke Nukem
Spit like jammed clip, well damn bitch, I hurt harder than your BFG
Sorry to strike a nerve, but you pushed Daisies on the beat
The UNSC MC Master Chief, you’ll never be ranked with me 
traded off so many times, but you’ll get fucked worse in my company 
Once this Marine’s up against my flood, he fares better washed out at sea
You see? I’ll be swimming in Nazi blood, left you for dead like Germany

Doomguy:
The bottom of the barrel can taste the bottom of my barrel
Barbie doll’s physique and attitude with G.I. Joe apparel 
You say you’re such tough shit, while I’ve seen deadlier in Chex Quest
So hail to the king, drop deep down on your knees and pray to me... bitch

Master Chief VS. Doomguy - Rap Battle EXE

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtCCTMsVHP8

Malina Rose as Monika
Xhack as White Face

Written by Xhack, Jade, and GamingPlush64
Additional writing help from MetaMachine and Gengo
Produced by Xhack
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Special thanks to Xhack, Malina Rose, Michael/Stark Media, and Vivian

MONIKA (0:11):
Did Jade run out of ideas? This matchup sure isn’t fitting...
I’ll be GameMaker’s game-breaker when I beat you in one sitting
Seems this isn't Lucky Tickets for this poorly coded freak
This will be a piece of cake: I'm used to seeing through MCs!
Your vocal keys are rusted, and I don’t think you can revel
When you’re taking “Doki Doki!” to a whole different level
But when Notepad’s your claim to fame, I think I ‘ought to thrive
I mean, it’s a master poet against 2008 YouTube guides!
IMSCARED is quite the overstatement, looking at your players
If you're so cold then some fire rapping should be something SAVE-ored!
I'd say to watch as I format this poem based on your defeat
But with your fans already deceased? I'll be glad to delete.

WHITE FACE (0:41):
I assume you think you've won by now, but you've been deceived
That verse was a maze, one that I'm inclined to leave
I'd love to play some tag, honestly, that would be fun
But the mirror has its ways, let's reflect on what you've done
They say the deepest view into one's soul is through their art
And your murder's fueled by love but you don't seem to have a heart
You'll be kicked out of this battle, when trash has power off of her
They call your game amazing! But oh, it's just a moniker
This room is so cold… But my rhymes are still infernal
Blue screen that window, make your suffering eternal
Many hate anime, and some are quite confused
But I'll be over here, looking right at you

MONIKA(1:11):
That blow was more repetitive than your gramophone, but-
Writing-wise, you really could use a visit to my literature club;
I mean, mashing terms together, and you pass that off as elegance?
Man, the one thing harder to name than you is your relevance!

WHITE FACE (1:21):
Go and gather some info to go and try to drain me
And keep on all you want; no one file can contain me
Take your ren.piss-poor game, and close it down to make it right
But instead of jumbled color, you'll see blue… And then white.

MONIKA(1:31):
So repulsive your sole “friend” "pulled" a Sayori? ...Wow.
Just goes to show -- with you deleted, everyone can be happy now!

WHITE FACE (1:37):
You're on so many different people's screens to be gratified
If you won the player over I suppose you'd not be satisfied

MONIKA(1:42):
Icer sure nailed your writing; we can’t read it like your typeface!
Who’s a sole, worthless loner for eternity? Just White Face.

WHITE FACE (1:47):
Well would you look at that? Seems you're nearing on the ending
Get the ropes; your Twitter won't be the thing suspending...

[please never listen to my old battles] Monika vs White Face - Rap Battle! #8

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

The WWE Superstar John Cena goes up against the famous actor from Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage in a rap battle for the SMRB Championship

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Jordan
Flowtest by Rabi 
Beat: by Audio Network
Beat edited by Dani and Fight
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon and Fight
Cast
Announcer: Vlad
Johnny Cage: Alex The Beast
@user-650786333-593076861
John Cena: Seth
@seth-wisniewski-1:

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far 
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY 

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

Johnny Cage vs John Cena. Stop Motion Rap Battles

Vladimyr P. as Satan and Elmo

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ...IDK
SATAN
VERSUS
..ELMO..?
BEGIN?

Satan:
From the depths, raising hell it’s time Satan has risen
Though it seems both Kevin and Ryan made another poor decision
Voicing Elmo and summoning the Devil himself
So I will take this bloody Elf and Knock-him-Off of his shelf
Thinking you can best me? You make the poor kiddies weak
While I drive their bad decisions like ones we shall never speak
I’ll puppeteer this muppet so he’ll end up kicking the bucket
When I press the play button I’d rather hear advice from Sam Pucket
I’ll break your crayons for a seance going above and beyond
Making you another one of my pawns; I’m one you shouldn’t have Spawned
I’m a carbon-copy of no one, you’re a carbon-copy of Mickey
But you really wanna know who you wanna be? It’s Me.

Elmo:
That horrible verse made me wanna Kermit Suicide
I guess you decide who lives or dies but let me be your guide
In 
LaLaLaLa LaLaLaLa
Elmo’s World!

Evil Elmo:
You really thought that you could best the one all children love?
Sorry to break it to you; you’re no goody-goody-2 shoe motherfucker
So why don’t we put on the gloves I’m not one to punch, sucker
But my victory will be greenlit WHEN I MURDER THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Causing Havoc on sesame street no.. THE WHOLE STUDIO
Watchu doin bro? Watchin’ my show so you can what? Learn to flow?
No true form of your mere self couldn’t ever compare to what I bring
I may be the Muppets’ Puppet but in this battle I’ll be pulling the strings
Neither-World wants you because you couldn’t cause any damage
For God’s Sake I’ll make and break this spirit until he gets banished
Weave your way to victory? I’ll cut you like one of my threads
And then your whole kingdom will bow to me when all that is left is your head

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Don Coda
Effects / Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
Logo Made by Commander Jacob

I wrote this in an hour lol

Satan vs Elmo. ɹǝʇsᴉuᴉS Rap Battles of ...IDK: Lost Episode

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Derek Savage:
I’ve heard lies saying you tower over me, which I don’t see
So today I’m going to show our differences, I mean, just look at me:
You’re just an author; I’m an actor, director and a cool guy
Make like a child from a ‘no breathing’ class, just keel over and die
Wouldn’t You Like to Know how your creativity’s gone down the spout?
You were a good presenter, but now your career’s unable to Sprout
I Hate Everything about you, and although I don’t like him, I gotta say
If he reviewed your crappy performances, he’d be giving me praise
This bitch could use some Self-Defense, can’t survive my Second Coming
No wonder the BBC kicked you out, all your work’s dull and boring
You’ve a whole book on sins you’ve committed, your flaws are quite large
I mean, you did want an anti-imperialist Marxist to be in charge

Michael Rosen:
Thought he’d sit there like a lemon, but Derek. What does Derek do?
He spits rhymes showing he’s less of a Cool Guy, more of a Fool
Diss the Milk And Sugar King, and you’ll get more than heat
At least I can go without throwing a fit when people make fun of me
Promoting x-rated work on your own website is far from Christian 
And with all of the illegal stuff you’ve done, you’d fit right in with school prison
Could write an entire poem detailing how Horrible you are
But you’d probably Copyright Strike me before I get the chance
Recycled footage, bad editing, portraying fat people as broke schmucks
Topped off with phoned in performances; to put it bluntly, Your Movies Suck!
No longer taken seriously, even the cameraman’s out shadowing you 
I see you’re looking shaky and sorry, gonna cut out this cameo too?

Cool Cat:
You’re really really mean! Seems some kid still thinks bullying is fun
Everyone should stay away from you like you were a deadly gun

Derek Savage:
You rapped once, so what? That doesn’t make you an emcee
Better call you the toothbrush, cause we’ll break you into pieces

Cool Cat:
Bringing Sweeter Revenge than some muddy twig could ever do (haha!)

Derek Savage:
I’m bad with copyright? You almost took down every YouTube Poop of you!

Cool Cat:
While your new books are flopping, me and my Dad will go to Hollywood

Both:
Now it’s time to ‘close up’ this battle so you can make another Sad Book

Michael Rosen:
(Michael’s Verse, Part 2.)
You and this failed mascot must be having a Crazy Dream
I’d argue Solomon would do better than this infringement on Warner Bros’ property
Once you eat this diss like a sandwich, I shall give you to the ducks!
Might as well make another channel called “iMovie Sucks”
Now your son passed away, and I know the pain of losing a child
But using him as an excuse for stupidity? Now that makes me really wild
Like when you impersonated that law firm, your attempts to win have fallen through
So now I don’t suppose you’ll want to battle me again, will you?

[REDACTED] as Derek Savage
@user-938839005 as Cool Cat
King Mewtwo as Michael Rosen
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Mixed by Light
Cover Art by Fightmarker

poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

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