HOLY SHIT ITS OUT! Thanks for having me as baldi my man.

Really good battle! I didn't think I would say it but this battle I think has to be Swoldow's best role and makes me say that he is the best Baldi the community has. (my Baldi impression admits defeat lol)

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “F” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters

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Comments

Wrestling/Horror World

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Dizzle Boy

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MetaStarVA

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Swoldow EVGRB