Mr. Maplesyrup as Corey Riffin
Vanilla Voices as Marceline

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
COREY RIFFIN
VERSUS
MARCELINE
BEGIN!

Corey Riffin:
I would battle you now, but hold on, I have no lyrics
*beat pauses; Corey writes lyrics*
I’ll be kicking you back to the Nightosphere, kid
This is no longer Peaceville, man, things are about to get wild!
I'm hanging out with my friends, while you're hanging out with a pedophile
You should’ve realized by now rocking out isn’t your concern
Call my lines the sun, 'cause they surely burn
It’ll take one guitar riff and it’s no longer an Adventure Time
I'll be stealing your victory like how your dad stole your fries!

Marceline (singing):
Corey, why do you bother with those lines?
Your fame is starting to descend
Nobody ever wanted to hear you rock
And I’ll end you like how your show went dead
Marceline (rapping):
Nice job rushing your lyrics, writing them with a Penn
You ain’t a threat, in the end, I’ll leave you Evicted!
I tried to fight with my dad that was a demon from hell
You're trying to fight against a genderbent version of yourself!

Corey Riffin:
Be quiet, you’re Daddy’s Little Monster, Corey’s attacking this idiot
Having a little kid be your henchman? Are you serious?
I’ll be dropping your bass, and beating you like the Newmans
While you’re busy chewing Bubblegum, I’ll run my own Grojband

Marceline:
I’m a vampire queen, you make music that sucks
I hate you even more than your sister hates your guts
I’ll close this garage door on you, so I don’t have to hear you dissing
You lost ‘cause it seems your talent is What Was Missing

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Corey Riffin vs Marceline. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 48.

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

it is the rap battle of the multicoloured head ghosts. nice nice

Dustin as Blacephalon
Eddie as Ghost Gang

Mixed by Dustin

Blacephalon:

It’s my sprite of passage to flow and go exploding
So the pro Poke blows off these one trick Ponis
I’m a real hothead! Burning spirits on the run
With shots that’ll leave you blue like a Power Pellet gun
I’ll end your game Midway and I won’t leave Sued
You’ve got a cheese wheel hero and you guys are now brain food!
You’re as dead as your series, can’t get your past back
I’m dropping bombs like a Viet-Namco flashback


Ghost Gang:

Whether Ultra Sun or Moon, we won’t give you the time of day
We’ve heard your Mind Blows and frankly, we’re not A-mazed
We don’t need Beast Boost, our abilities aren’t conformist
So make like your signature move and kill yourself for us
We’re eternal antagonists! You’re an post game boss
Who doesn’t have the Beast Balls to avoid getting caught
Can’t Wormhole your way out of this one, your last life’s cornered
The arcade classics left your head quartered

--VOICE KEY--
"Whether Ultra Sun or Moon" - CLYDE (Orange)
"We won't give you the time of day" - PINKY (Pink)
"We've heard your Mind Blows" - INKY (Blue)
"And frankly, we're not amazed" - BLINKY (Red)

Blacephalon vs Inky, Pinky, Blinky & Clyde - Pokemon vs Anything

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

This battle means a lot to me as both my last one and one that took over two years to make. Thanks for listening!

Chao as Dimentio
SkeepTieel as Marx

Written by Chao, Dani, ENNWAY, and R the Writer
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters
Beat by Kustom

Dimentio: 
It’s the paper and plot twister cutting and crossing dimensions 
Against a pestering festering jester who won’t steal attention
Take you to a world where I’m invincible to your attacks 
Using the Chaos Heart, it’s not just Mr. L who has my back 
Pop this Kirby Super Star like the planet he wants so bad 
My magic’s getting tragic, making your death sad
With your philosophy on life, Marx is an ironic name
Everyone has Wishes of making you Milky go aWay 
Falling off your little ball don’t make you cute, it proves your loss
Even Groucho’s more comedic than this joke of a boss
Manipulating mechanical monsters while I’m in my prime 
I see you're tryna battle me, so that means “It's Showtime”

Marx:
The Sun and Moon are warring, wanna help me on a mission?
I'm a tactician, so don't mess with my mirrored ammunition 
What happens when you combine a cute face with a jester?
Still a better final boss than a giant springy head, sir
I'd flatten you with my beach ball, but you're already made of paper 
I’m a star, spitting rhymes like Nova, a death maker 
Won’t need the Fountain power from the planets I already rule  
To leave this overly-hyper megalomaniac schooled 
Underwhere? Underwhy is your life a World of Nothing!?
Calling my schemes pathetic when your plan revolves around bluffing 
Plant your Floro Sprouts in me? I’ll leave you in Dimension D!
Cause when it’s Showtime, it’s no time to sing your melodies

Dimentio:
Quit embarrassing yourself, looks like Marx left no marks  
Thinking you’ll really capture anything when I’m the king of hearts
Copying myself till you can’t comprehend who I’ve become 
We’ll all attack you as one and you’ll be left dead and numb  
Silencio! Keep quiet, turn this jester into a mime 
Because Dimentio is mentioning that Popstar is now mine!
You’re as blind as any other bat to think you have this in the open
Leave you with more than bad luck once this Mirror Kirby’s broken

Marx’s Soul:
You better have saved tomatoes for The True Arena’s end 
When this is finished, Count Bleck will have some more paper to mend 
Rhymes like scissors, an interdimensional blizzard 
Is spiraling towards the offspring of Houdini and a wizard!
I’m Ultra! Super Star beats Super Paper Mario  
Kirby’s gone and so are you, I’ve won in this scenario 
I’ll be back someday, because with my newfound prospect 
The soul of a god has crushed a failed art project

Dimentio vs Marx - Rap Battle

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Merry Christmas month everyone! To celebrate the opening day of the final month of the year, we give you the fifth installment of GridLine Rap Battles Season 2! Today we have legendary animator and cartoonist, Walt Disney, pitted against similarly legendary children's books artist and author, Doctor Seuss!

Mr. Tibbs as Walt Disney
Mancala as Doctor Seuss
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Omega Vision Music Group
Written by: Ryan Shackle, Mr. Tibbs, and Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
Walt:
Hot dog! I’ll make you better with a kick in the teeth
Your success is the size of Disneyland: incomplete
With a monetary moniker and portfolio in rapture
I’m on more planes of glory than a camera could ever capture
With a Wocket in your Pocket, I see the Doc is pretty toxic
You’ve got Once-ler flow, which you’ll see the apple drop in
And from Snow White to Poppins, you can’t make my impact lapse
So come in; be my guest. I’ll even let the beard pass

Seuss:
Going Green Eggs and Ham in a Sam I Am-bic dictation
Your raps sucked more than your former occupation
With stolen credit from your brother, lack of Fleischer’s compliance
And just Cari-bein’ stubborn; now you’re a true pirate
You’re a foolish nerd, with rhyme skill two sizes too small
I’ve seen through more cels in the heads on my wall
A little bug went Ka-choo, and now your empire is done
I can’t wait for The Cat to tear your soulmate a new one
So prepare to bite the bullet with Davy Crockett on the trigger
Give you rigor Mortimus, with no mercy from my vigor
Don’t think I’m here to unclaim all the joy you set in motion
But your raps prove maybe you should’ve actually been frozen

Walt:
What a thrilling conclusion. Must have taken three months
But these Seussical endeavors must be halted at once
Because you tried to make a mountainous work kids would renown
But you slipped up, making you rap butter side down
Your rhymes make me sick; I should call a real doctor
And your books have had more boners than Harry Potter
I’ll leave you sleeping with the fishes, both the red and the blue
And your verse is more disgraceful than your “Private” Snafu
If you’re gonna take me down, quit the talk and get to work
I dare you to make your next verse with only 50 words
Your whole presence is a goose egg even Horton wouldn’t hatch
But never lose sight of one thing: that it started with a rap

Seuss:
Excuse me if I’m Kurt, but I’ll rustle up a smirch
Once they make your work illegal, I’ll gladly pass the torch
I spit so sick, it’s what turned my final page
Plus, I drew every creature in the works that bear my name
You’d like a man who took the gold more than any other person
Would take my breath away, like a matricidal burden
Now, don’t cry because I beat you; smile because you fought me
But now it’s time that I, the Seuss, carve the roast beast

Cover by: Commander Jacob

Walt Disney vs Doctor Seuss| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 5

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HptURLta0L4

[COVER] - Happy Appy vs Flowey the Flower.

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

This was originally gonna be for Dustin's challenge in his server but I wasn't able to record in time. So enjoy this cover