Bag Too Full (Prod.Sxdiq)

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16294762

VinnyO as Logan Paul
Light as KSI

Beat by VinnyO

Written by Freshy Kanal, Jason, Jughead Jay and Zim 11037

Cover Art by Brodecai

Drawings by AlienMadman 

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

also additional research help by Julian

Lyrics:

Logan Paul:
You called me out? Tried stooping up to jump on my boat? Dang!
And dared to move your ego in the shadow of the Logang?
Convinced to beat me down, and say my year remains a small start
Bro, I’m not buying it, even if you beg at Walmart!
The Paul’s harsh! It’s a contest! A show and not a conquest.
You box with your obnoxious laugh and toxic rap god complex.
Racism and rape jokes, then you discovered what caps shift is
But even with a crowd you won’t get past all these damages
Put a message in packages, you can’t disstrack your bandages
Can’t press exit like in Fifa, it’s a boxing match of rapping wits
From Zoella to Joe Weller, tryna take front page through yellin’
You don't have the tools for fighting, stick to writing you're a bellend

KSI:
Let me give you a thinning, this is a rap test you’re failing 
Flunked Japanese obstacles now it’s Japan you’re bailing
In fact you got a knack to be clapped, 
and before this whole match, I’ll destroy you in rap 
You never wanted this, and you’re never gonna hit, 
gonna feel it when I get ya with a click click clack *boom*
A better look by talking to fans? It doesn’t pay off 
Suffering flow and then hitting the rock ‘til you’re scrapping your parts like it’s Baywatch 
Traveled back and forth to battle this premature Shaggy
You inherited ass-whooped genes from your delusional daddy 
I’ve got single hits, EP’s and disstracks in the trends
You got seven year olds choking on those 85%
No limits for views, it’s like you got a knack to be abhorrent
In this boxing ring you’re digging your own suicide forest!

Logan Paul:
This ain’t no brain freeze challenge, but your feet are in the freezer
Dropping out while I drop my merch twenty percent cheaper!

KSI:
Is this a prank you’ve planned? Man, it’s heavily expected
You don’t make your decisions, it’s all your editing’s perspective

Logan Paul:
I know for us both this is a view machine to publish
For you another episode of being awkward in public!
You’re ignoring folks when the camera isn’t in action
Call ‘em friends and then a benefit for sexual harassment.

KSI: 
A washed up halloween He-man tries to slip into the teen trends
Going along with your scheming as if your whole team’s 10!
Hold the camera on your fandom, your career would reach its end,
Brand new apology video for once again filming the dead!

F00pz also recorded as KSI, and Zawesome also recorded as Logan, I will upload those alternative versions later

KSI vs. Logan Paul - Rap Battle!

FNaF VR: Help Wanted dropped, so while the oven's hot, Freddy comes to battle! ...again... Pizza Time Pizza and Fazbear Entertainment, two corporations that are definitely only pizza restaurants and nothing else nope nothing.

GamingPlush64 as the pizza man.
https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005 as Freddy Fazbear.

FNAF:
Hey, Bale! Looking pretty horse when fighting ‘gainst a bear
Who’s glitching like a salesman from The Rest, it isn’t fair!
A witless wix site from the dreamtime will be forgotten like Jeremy
Fazbear’s taking over your spotlight like “I’m a celebrity!”

PTP:
Family, community, pizza restaurant. 
Do not buy FNAF if that is what you want.
You’ll get a Chuck E. Cheese leech and a dash of the occult.
Instead join Pizza Club! (We are not a cult)
Papa Johns? A cult. Domino’s? A cult.
Any missing people that you see is not our fault.
If you’re searching for them, maybe go open the vault,
And consult a certain purple gold rabbit wearing adult.

FNAF:
Your lines were just like your pasta; toxic.
While you’re Cawthon up blood, I got this win on lock; springs.
We’re in cinemas (Freddy laugh) What do you have to laugh for?
We’ve been messing with the minds of children ever since FNaF 4!

PTP:
Quick your crying, child, my roasts burn like an incinerator
We’ve done Pizza in VR since your Pizzeria Simulator
With one phone call I can kill, you just spew out exposition
YOU ARE WORTHLESS, but you won’t be if you join in the ascension

FNAF :
Let me mention, your views are trash placed with your series
About Teletubbies and Cookie Crisp conspiracy theories. 
You’re not near me, so fear me! Your interest has Left-y.
This hack has been locked behind bars, so I say Let’s Eat.

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Pizza Time Pizza vs Fazbear Entertainment. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
_________________________________________________

CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
_________________________________________________

PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
______________________________________________________________
LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy