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THE LEGEND HIMSELF RETURNS WITH ANOTHER BANGER AAAAAAAAAAAH

Watch the video for this battle! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=veylJcIxkG0&t=2s

Hello there, and welcome back to another episode of Shimario's Rap Battles! In this installment we have a battle between Nintendo's platforming mascot, Super Mario, and HAL Laboratories' most iconic puffball, Kirby.

WAN as Mario
Shimario as Kirby

Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: Psytube
Mixed by: Zagranis
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art in thumbnail by: KCToons, Nooby, and WAN

fuck the battle was too long to post lyrics in the description uhhhh lyrics here: docs.google.com/document/d/12bVHw…/edit?usp=sharing

Alright that's pretty much all I have to say. Thanks for listening and stay tuned for the next episode. Get all aboard the hype train!

Mario Vs Kirby - Shimario's Rap Battles

From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

Me as everyone
Mixed and mastered by me
Instrumental by Epistra
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qj4Z87NO63IzS1FtscMXHACpO4Bd7owkKaflX1wH7gA/edit?usp=sharing

Ghostface vs Baldi. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Goner? More like Boner am I right?
Video link: https://youtu.be/x9pHqZgq2Uw
Trakked as Old Man Consequences
RNG as Goner Kid
Beat produced by Dated (Ill Advised Records)
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Zagranis and Worms
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Old Man Consequences:
Come and sit with me, kid, you’re lookin’ kind of down
This ain’t the underground kid, you’re in my land now
But don’t worry, you’ll be leaving safe and sound
So get your mind off of the future and come chill with me for now
You’ve gone far into the code but your speech is far from deep
Please, the only thing you’re doing is putting the fish to sleep
I suggest you change your mindset, you’re filled with thoughts of violence
And while you can barely talk, I sure know how to reel a line in
I can understand why most people wouldn’t want to relax with you  
You sure need that umbrella for your damned rainy-day attitude
I bet you miss the dock, but now you’re with me, and well,
We may try to talk but we both know there’s nothing else.

Goner Kid:
Have you thought about a world in which you’ve disappeared?
I’m gonna guess I’m in it ‘cause I see no disses here.
Ha.. You know, it frightens me that I might not exist
But at least I’m not a virus that fishes with little kids
You’re lost inside your own mind; your game world is a vacuum
And your minigame sucks the life out a player’s fun value
It’s tragic, but all of your so-called magic is gone
When you’re spending all your days lazing about on the pond
I would rather drown in it than talk to you for much longer
You hinder attempts at surviving and you think that I’m the monster?
You’re nothing, so I’ll come and scrap this awful bot from Cawthon
And I’ll make sure we fade away so we can both stay forgotten.

OMC:
Quiet down now, kid, you’re scarin’ the fish
What have I to gain rapping with one that barely exists?
I’m sorry to say that you have no way back to your home
But I’ll sit with you forever so you won’t decay alone

Goner Kid:
That makes me feel a bit better about my death
But I’m going on my own terms, so you should save your breath
Our time was unfortunate, you’re broken at your core
So when I reset the game you won’t think of me anymore.

Old Man Consequences vs Goner Kid - Rap Cypher #27

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Duck Hunt: *dog laugh*
Look! I’ve found the bones of a series left in shambles
If you’re anything like your fanboys, than your brain must be scrambled
Like your eggs, sequel quality, and your licensing rights
So check my bark and my bite when you’re inciting a fight
You were the Nuts & Bolts of Rare, now their name is self aware 
Because after Microsoft I looked and couldn’t find them anywhere
Your games were shiny and polished but now they’re  more rusted
I was kicking this can, you two were kicking the bucket 

Banjo & Kazooie:
This Duo with no identity is more than just in name
Guh Huh!! Nintendogs were already in the game! 
Kazooie! 
KAZOOIE:
NO MATTER WHO YOU ASK THEY ALL DESPISE YOU
YOUVE ALREADY ANNOYED ME MORE THAN THAT WITCH GRUNTILDA’S RHYMES DO
Banjo:
It’s okay Kazooie, it’s clear this that dog can’t spit fire
Which is funny when you factor in the Dalmatian attire
So you really think you can best the best tag team HARDLY
LETS SHOW THIS MUTT This isn’t our first party

Duck Hunt: 
Too slow on the draw! Im the one who’s known by gamers!
While You’re more known for ripping off of King K Rool’s trailer
Slap me aside but you know that I’m iconic 
The backseat driver’s in charge here, isn’t that ironic 
Kazooie face it, you’re placements only for comedic words
And you know I’m pretty good at taking our wounded birds
Banjo you’re too nice for a diss rap but I guess it doesn’t matter
Even Mumbo couldn’t turn you two morons to better rappers 



Banjo:
Here I thought this gunman would sling out more retorts
Only bought for your bundle - A PISS POOR WII SPORTS
We don’t swear in this series WELL WHY THE HELL NOT?
They think that they’re up our alley THEY MISSED THEIR DAMN SHOT
*sigh* This is a family channel, please watch what you say
Let’s not get banned like their stage in competitive play!
Now don’t get too mad, but unlike your game, you got played 
SO BAD EVEN OLD YELLER MET A BETTER FATE

Duck Hunt vs Banjo & Kazooie. Super Smash Raps #3

Hopefully this'll be better than our last one ;)
Raichous as Sam
Michael Stark/Media as Max
Dani Frias as Duckman
Light as Cornfed
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by: Cole
Mixed by: Jacob
Writers: Trakked, Jason Carreon, ColeDaCole

Battle:
Sam and Max: (Sam in regular type, Max in CAPS)
Say, Max, YEAH SAM? Seems we got another case
The commissioner wants us to put two wackjobs in their place
Face it, YOU'RE POLAR OPPOSITES! Uhhh.. That’s hypocritical
WELL, QUIT IT LET'S SPIT A DISS AND SUBDUE THESE OBSCURE CRIMINALS
Don’t forget that they’re cynical, with all their religious views
Fourth wall breaking too? NO ONE GIVES A DUCK ABOUT YOUR NEWS
AND FOR THE PIG? He's real close minded and feeble
I mean, why exactly did people enjoy BoJack Horseman: The Prequel?
It’s time to analyze this failure; He’s not unique nor is he loved,
Nor has he ever had popularity, what I’m saying is, YOU'RE DUMB!
COULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH US IF YOU TRIED; Seems Private Dick’s a fitting name
How come you claim to be comical WHEN YOU RODE THE META TRAIN?

Duckman and Cornfed (Duckman in regular type, Cornfed in CAPS)
The Geek would be a better opponent, but instead we get this?
If it weren’t for your Poker games, people would’ve forgotten you exist 
YOU'RE SHAMELESS BUT NAMELESS, SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TRACE THIS 
MADE STAINLESS, NO BASIS, SINCE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO FAME LEFT
Lazy writing? You can bite me, stick to Runnin’ in the 90’s
Our audience is more enticing than whatever fans you're buying
You're sellouts with no substance! WE ALSO HAD A GAME, DUCKMAN 
IT WAS A LITTLE CHOPPY TOO, Can you stop with the referencing, dumb ass?! 
I mean, yeah that's true Corny, it's just better than CGI garbage
WHY'D YOU YELL AT ME LIKE THAT? Ay, in law enforcement you're harmless
Honestly, you’re both novelties, THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE CROSSING ME
I'LL BEAT EM SENSELESS SINCE THEY'RE JUST A TELLTALE SIGN OF MONOTONY

Sam and Max: 
We may be Freelance Police, but we sure know you’re paying the price
Heck, even a Friend for Life stuck around more than Duck’s wife
WE'VE EVEN SURVIVED IN SPACE! You're stuck in the confines of cubicles
But based on what I've seen this depressed father's quite fugital
You’re a boring, abhorring mess, always going on long rants,
PERVIN' ON EVERY GIRL? i SUGGEST YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!
So, Duckman, you’ve ruined many lives, yet you spat even more badly
NOW WE'RE LEFT WAITING FOR A GOOD VERSE, like your fans for a good finale!

Duckman and Cornfed: 
TRYING TO APPEAL TO EVERYBODY, BUT YOU WERE DUMB RIGHT OFF THE BAT
STEALING OFF OTHER SHOWS? The hell are you starin’ at?
I'LL BE ROASTING ECSTATIC RABBITS, BUT IF YOU THINK OUR WRITING'S TOUGH
You’ll never be in the copy-right, Trix Rabbit and McGruff
YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE NOSTALGIC, but no matter how many games you’re in,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PSYCHOTIC BEASTS ;a Looney Toon in the Looney Bin
THIS RANDOM ATROCITY IN TOONS SHOULD KNOW ITS HUMOR DOESN'T ENTICE
But with your fall in quality, I suggest you “Hit The Road” twice

Sam and Max vs Duckman and Cornfed - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #7

Welcome to the first bonus battle from Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Chao as Arthur
Jacob as Arnold
garbageGothic as Helga
Matthew, Commander Jacob, Fightmarker, Astro, Geon, Underscores, Dustin, & MetaMachine as “Hey!”

Lyrics:
Arthur:
Hey!
It used to be a wonderful day
Until a kilt wearing football was thrown in my way!
This aardvark drops bars hard going up
Against Stewie Griffin from All Grown Up
Both our shows aired on the same day in '96
But remind me, which premiere truly became a mighty hit?
Not the World’s Greatest Gleeper who just took my design
Just to get a slice of the slice-of-life pot pie!

Arnold:
A ham-fisted verse? Don't let a fella get cocky
I know you'll hate this rapping, like you're Helga Pataki
Gerald once told me the story of the Ghost Bride
Though the horrors in that couldn’t compare to your first design
Always dreaming of becoming a celebrity? Well peep this
You'll never be popular, you fit more on the geek list
I can tell you're gonna mumble in your verse right after
'Cause you've dropped the ball harder than all of my voice actors

Arthur:
Oh Arnold, your series isn’t even worth the bother
While you were at jump street, I made friends with Mr. Rogers
You came up short, man. Like Binky, you can’t throw hands
I’mma leave you like your parents; alone with your gramps

Arnold:
You’ve over-egged the tapioca, while I got two hit movies
Can’t wake up to the facts? You must be hitting up the smoothies
That belittling was worse than when you hit your little sis
I might as well call this Arthur’s Big Sh-
Helga:
Arnold!

Written by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Underscores, Brodecai, & Adroitwhiz

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Dustin & Light

Beat by George Georgia of Audio Network

Arthur vs Arnold. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a3JlW6M0pNp23xib6GgBoCFLBHBVSr1NUn7Zi_GGRA8/edit
Snakebite126 as Flowey
GamingPlush64 as Crazy Dave
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and Rabi
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Crazy Dave vs. Flowey

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

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