The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

I'm a lonely kid who loves reading and drawing.

milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk

Hello, I am Janssen Benedict. I'm a huge fan of rap battles. I sometimes make stuff.

My YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpKki1702j9SdOrwh2WVBgw

Just a guy who joined the Rap Battle Community, and I hope you enjoy stuff! More battles on the way, so stay tuned for more! :)

WARNING - I DON'T EVEN OWN THE BATTLES, THEY'RE FROM THE ERB WIKIA. 
I just put them on YouTube, AND on Soundcloud.
I even made my own battles, but not all of them sucked.
I felt so retarded last time when I was editing pages.
So, now I've learned that you can edit your own pages, but not someone's else.
Most certainly, the reason why my mouth is in a gutter, it's because my dad was mentally ill.
He and my mother had a donut fight, and he lose.
The police kicked him out of the house, and he was put in jail.
My mother was working on an court plan.
[I'm such a major douchebag. -_-]

SO, ENJOY!

The name's Sophie, I create content :)



I'm a Trans-Girl, so my pronouns are she/they

And also I'm a big mad Father fan
and I'm a big fan of rap battles 
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going to buy a Mona costume

special things to my friend for making the background for me 
@jordydydy



I've never heard of soundcloud before I got this account. So, yeah. Mostly upload videos converted into MP3. You can also find me in the links below.