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Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles tracks

i saw majorlovania on /r/undertale, and i was like 

"gotta get me some of that shitposting action"

Dogsong in C Minor

A quick remix I did of Spooktune/Spookwave from Undertale.

This Tune May Spook You

8 Bit Drummer's Cover:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4HmWsLAhM
【Radix】's remix:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiKsPzUp_8E
Art by SilverStarSheep: http://silverstarsheep.deviantart.com/art/Mad-Dummy-572155745

Mad Dummy's Theme Mashup 【Radix】X 8 Bit Drummer

Nightcore - Do It Like A Dude (Male Version)

Nightcore - Gangsta (Male Version)

The first canon installment of Decent PG Rap Battles. This fight is the battle between two cartoons with an axe to grind.

This battle has been in production for almost a year. I mainly didn't make it because of laziness and because Doodlebob didn't have much to work with.

I did all audio recording and editing.
Beat was made by Sero Produktion

Lyrics:

Bendy:
Found the relics, hit the power, turned on the ink machine,
To battle this bootleg doodle, I'm stepping out the TV screen
Rip you up like Boris cause all you do is boring
Even your dialogue agrees; “Me annoying! Me annoying!”
I’m growing faster than F   Naf, face me? Then the fact is
That It's No doubt that you are dumber than Patrick!
I’ll pull this Sponge Out of Water, smash him into the bricks
Knowing your raps will be worse than your show’s season six!
Doodlebob:
That was the best you could do? Thought you could Bend me till I break?
 Your brains make it clear that your creation was a mistake
Won’t Procrastinate in rap, You’ll be squished like Shelden,
I’ll celebrate your defeat like a birthday! “Your welcome!”
“Meatly” your creator, get betrayed, and put back in your place!
My rapping is even more disgusting than your fanbase
 To add another horror indie game genre’s needless!
i’ll break you, and there’s no way to Fix It, Felix
Bendy:
That was all you could spit? I’m a literal DEMON!
I should be feared more than the Ink Machine and 
I’ll throw you into the book, and just if you think
I’m mortal, here’s the kicker; A PENCIL CAN’T ERASE INK!
Doodlebob:
You won’t be regenerating when I chop you up and
Send your shattered remains all the way to Finland
Then I'll take your smeared remains and hang em up like decorations!
The only way you could win in your imagination!

Video will be up on Halloween this year. Subscribe to my YT channel to see it. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Doodlebob Vs Bendy. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Couldn't make a normal Friday the 13th sketch, so have a rap battle audio!

The second episode of my rap battle series! Today two stuttering lizards grab the mic to go against each other in a rap battle!

Cookie as Alphys
Alex as Grim Matchstick
Mettaton and Mixing by Light
Fire Cameo from Freshy Kanal

Beat by Epistra.
Lyrics by GamingPlush64 (With help from BORK)

Lyrics:

Alphys 
O-Oh s-sorry! Should I have started so early? I-I would go,
B-But the only way to beat this fire demon is with flow! (Hehehe…)
You rule the skies, but Underground, y-y-you can’t go far.
I-It’s almost as if my victory w-was rigged from the start!

Grim 
Um, D-Doctor Kahl? No wait, you’re not him, you’re a nerdy liar!
I-If you wanna wallop me, b-b-be warned, cuz I spit fire! (Nyeh!)
Papyrus has a larger chance than you do at U-U-Un-dying!
I’ll hit you harder than a train! There’s no way you will pass my island!

Alphys 
I-It doesn’t take my quiz skills to know who’s c-coming in first,
Y-You've met your Match! Stick with being a scaled chibi Cerberus!

Grim 
I wouldn’t trust my life in your claws, or else I w-would be goo! 
You'd b-b-b-etter flee against me! Seams that’s all t-that you can do...

Mettaton 
Sorry to keep you waiting, darling~ Hold onto your Burger-Pants!
This reptilian “So Sorry” won’t hold back my lyrical rants!
My ratings will soar over 1k when your live defeat’s posted,
There’s no need for a Neo when this Dragon’s been roasted!

Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGv61PRyOoU&list=PLFLO9Hwdd2IDfLnblvJq-tgmbodzURqXj&index=3

Dr Alphys Vs Grim Matchstick. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Happy Birthday Eve, Vlad!

Today, in the "spirit" of Halloween, we have a rap against two corrupted plushes. The Sonic CD slasher, Tails Doll, raps against the finger puppet predator, Plushtrap. Two killers enter and one killer leaves after this horrific rap battle!

Vladimyr P as Tails Doll. (I made the plush)
GamingPlush64 as Plushtrap and Mixer.

Beat by Syndrome.
Written by GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Tails Doll:
I’ve arrived at your porch: and I’m ready to rap battle thee!
Your chances of winning are like Funko’s wave 3 plush to accuracy!
I laugh! Hehe! At the fact I'm facing an indie game crime!
When 6AM rolls around, I’m sure you’ll feel the Sunshine.
I can catch a ancient sword: while you’re nothing but a toy!
I mean, what kind of character gets replaced by Balloon Boy?
You think you can be original, but you won’t be so lucky
Because this is the second time you’ve ripped off a Chucky!

Plushtrap:
Hehe, this’ll be fun! A wannabe Bloody Mary wants to fight!
Ignite them with my bars in this rap fight: even worse than in Fazbear’s Fright!
I “Noah” lot about your story, but “I have what I need” to beat ya!
You’re win will be out of your reach like a beak of Toy Chica!
You’re softer than Cream while we have rabbits that’ll eat cha!
Like a pizza! Then Sonic.Exe wants to see ya!
You had a decent verse, but I can easily put off the same!
Considering your disses bounced off me like the walls in your game!

Tails Doll:
I’ll send you to a hospital room when I Mangle your limbs!
So like your story, nobody can agree where you end or begin!

Plushtrap:
Calm down, Ben Drowned, you’re that desperate for a win?
I can see why; because you were a complete mess since your origin!

Tails Doll:
I give the Dreamcast real nightmares before I make my kills
So much so, that I even gave the maker chills!

Plushtrap:
I’ll kick you all the way to Saturn: you can’t CDs MC lose: What 
Was seen in shadows was misunderstood by this doofus.

Video will be out on Halloween.
(My audios always come a week earlier than the battle)

Tails Doll vs Plushtrap. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

Vladimyr P. as Mr. Widemouth
Jughead Jay as Ickbarr Bigelsteine

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17DbG0s-vCqqX8_GqseTxJ1POKiIRWrlB2KBBTAinJs0/edit?usp=sharing

Writers: Vlad and Ryan Tillotson
Audio Mixer/Effects: Vlad
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Cover Art by: Brodecai

Mr. Widemouth vs Ickbarr Bigelsteine. Sinister Rap Battles

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “F” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters

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poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

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Nightcore - WILDFIRE (Jim Yosef & Sara Skinner)

Youtube Gyuuki Nightcore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jca1V9mWq4&list=LLfHVzh9Wir5uiEpfTqkXAKg&index=2&t=0s

Pic: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65181406

Nightcore - Lights Go Out (Autumn Kings)

Youtube Gyuuki Nightcore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0j7r9C7tVU&list=LLfHVzh9Wir5uiEpfTqkXAKg&index=3&t=0s

Pic: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74419347

Nightcore - Celebrate Your Life (MIIA)

count the teeth natewantstobattle

Jason as Alexander Hamilton
ProjectAlpha20 as Luke Skywalker

Lyrics:

Alexander Hamilton:
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise

Damn right, you’re quite the high talker, Skywalker.
But I’ll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father.

You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!

Scattered in your tattered robes while I’m ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for

He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he’s the shit and that he’s hit with what he’s dissed, sir

I know our family’s are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens
 
Luke Skywalker: 
We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim

Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin

This battle - man, I’m owning it! The Force - man, I’m honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's 
Quite hopeless, prick. 
Your only motivation’s to be famous? Shit,
I’ll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Alexander Hamilton:
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's.

No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!

I’m decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We’re not equals, I’m the USA prequel, 
and that’s something my fans would never forget

You’re Disney’s bitch, I’m the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama

Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!
 
Luke Skywalker: 
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You’re the AP US History version of Gossip Girl

You still piss in a pot, I’ve got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?

So let’s wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass

I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You’re picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president

Your history’s a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
this lawyers’ ‘legacy’s’ confined to lift unlawful dresses 

Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don’t need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave.


Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jughead Jay, Jason, Fel, Hippie Rat and Zawesome

Beat By:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Cover Art by:
Enzo, Brodecai and Adroitwhiz

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle!

Welcome to another X Rap Battle. In this battle, two justice-seeking vigilantes go head to head. It's the archer himself, Robin Hood, against the caped crusader, Batman.

Swedely as Batman
Fel as Robin Hood
Freshy Kanal as Merrymen chorus 

--Lyrics--

Robin Hood:
Crossing paths with a psycho? I must say, I’ve seen better, 
Cowardice, powerless, going to extreme measures,
To make his greed present, though I’m stealing thieves’ treasures,
While you’ve mastered the art of being the lamest League member!
Why bother?! You're comical to this archer’s novel!
Merely a second away from hitting bottles and brothels!
Unlike you, hostility isn't the answer for this bloke,
But if this bat walks my alley, a family reunion’s his horoscope!
With so many issues, surely your fate’s written.
The story of an inmate, but who placed this Great Brit in?
I steal from the rich, fighting crimes without violence,
But you might keep your life if you drop rhymes like sidekicks!

Batman:
That’s it? I’m rapping Katniss acting as a mad man?
I think there’s a fact you lack, kid… I’m Batman.
If you want Sherwood safe, forfeit for the greater good.
Things tend to go Under whenever Robins put on Hoods!
Wits? I got ‘em. Hits, I drop ‘em. 
I spit, for Gotham! And Brits? I boss ‘em!
I’d suggest an update if you crave to see farther,
Prince of Thieves? Queen is the better green archer!

Robin Hood:
I have the heart of a lion; yours is stolen by a kitty!
I’m Marian my Maid, you can’t pull the Vale off of Vicki!
Call this fox Wilde, with all of these victories I Nick!
Quit with the shtick, prick! We all know you secretly love Dick!
Merrymen! (Hoo Hoo!) Bury him! (Hoo Hoo!)
I’ll protect Marian to the very end! (Hoo Hoo!)
Step into the Hood! (Hood!) Now you’re done for good! (Good!)
I’ll clip the Dark Knight’s wings,  now am I understood?! (Stood!)

Batman:
You and your pantied pansies can’t handle my raps!
My actors take the exit cause no one can play the Bat!
Take your bow and lose this bout, or cower out and take a bow!
Such a poor man, you could use a couple pounds!
They say you’re a menace, and I’m not one to argue!
Abandon those arrows, and what kind of man are you?!

Robin Hood:
Well, if I’m one you wish to spar to, you won’t get far with dark broods!
I drop bars, too! Spitting literature on cartoons!

Batman:
Jokers like you are left in Arkham if you cross me.
Claim what you’d be Robin, but I’ve got it on Lock-sley!
I’ve left your feathers severed, bested all your endeavors!
For your legacy is dead, while I’m Batman Forever!

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Written by Jugheadjay, MetaMachine, and Freshy Kanal

Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles #9.

Cast:
Light as The Crimson Bolt
Vladimyr P. as Kick-Ass

Lyrics:
Crimson Bolt:
So this geeky high schooler’s a wannabe superhero?
From the looks of you, I don’t think you’re ready to fight weirdo!
Put that cheap costume away, and get yourself a real suit!
I don’t believe your nerves of steel can handle this raging brute
About to bring Black Death so you’ll end up dead like your mother!
Since the only bitch you ever had, was a night lover!
Just go back to your studies; stop fantasizing for once!
I’m sure your dad is happy to see you get beaten up by thugs

Kick-Ass:
And here we’ve got a living tampon, beating the shit out of losers
But the fact is, that he’s probably anything but SUPER!
Your wife left, are you triggered? Or are you just delusional?
She never wanted you because you’re were soft and emotional
While you pulled out your “Gunns” and leave your bloody wrench behind,
I’ll use my two batons to upload your defeat online!
You want Justice Forever? Then here’s a fist to kiss
Since you’re a bigger MotherFucker than Red Mist is!

Crimson Bolt:
Shut up Dave, you do more bad than actual good!
No wonder your friends think you're gay; look at what happened in the hood
May your holy avenger save you when you die a second time
From these bullets of disses; seems you weren't fast enough to rhyme
Against a Bolt of lightning- you can't beat me kid
Because you’re the only one who's gonna get their Ass-Kicked
So If your second verse is as bad as your sequel
I’ll be your new Ass-Kicker, as you’re no longer lethal

Kick-Ass:
Gettin’ harassed by a minor, watchu doin hypocrite?
Since you’re acting like a -Girl, you’ll be the one to get Hit-
I mean, she’s holding you back so much you can’t Battle, Guy.
I'll make you beg for your life, and your eye, Carl Grimes
I’m still quite lethal, even without my main weapons!
You made acts of violence and cause yourself to be a felon 
I shouldn't be the one to say this, but pick someone your own size
Cause i’ll take this victory like how Jacques took your wife!

Written By: Vladimyr P. and LAR80s
Audio Mixed by: Light
Beat Mixed by: Vlad
Thumbnail made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by: Kustom

Kick-Ass vs The Crimson Bolt. Audio Brawl

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

I'm not gonna go too in depth with it here, but in case you guys haven't noticed, I'm in the process of reworking Animation vs Anything's season structure and branding. Consider it a soft-reboot. More info will come soon. In the meantime, please enjoy the first full new Animation vs Anything of the "reboot"!

garbageGothic as Kyoko Kirigiri
Swedely as Detective Pikachu

Detective Pikachu:
Fleeing this battle would be a bolt of brilliance
‘Cuz you won’t be winning this with your cold resilience
These burns’ll leave a scar you’ll be unable to hide
Can’t get the hell out of the ring against the Charizard of Ryme 
You’re a jerk, Kyoko - It doesn’t work, Kyoko
Communicating with others has got its perks, Kyoko
Starved for affection cuz her grandfather hates her
Not even Mikan could detox that behaviour
Say you’re hopped up on Hope - you’re really full of resentment and
Your ideas only stick out with ahoges presenting ‘em
I’m sure your family issues might spawn some light trauma
Your character’s bare bones - like father, like daughter

Kyoko Kirigiri:
You’re lowering the bar - but i’ll take this key OHKO
Your rap execution was as botched as Makoto’s
Call me a dick all you want - I’m Tracy, you’re Gumshoe
I’ll solve the real cases Oak’s lab rat’s too stumped to
Your ontmato-Pikas were most certainly effective
But they gave you a gruff voice - from Great to grating Detective
This abomination proves companies can’t design with class
I’m certain a glance would shatter that magnifying glass
With your formulaic cash-ins, Ashes to Ashes
A spin-off now or then helps to cleanse your fan’s Pallets
And while I admire it’s not another trek through Kanto
A PG L.A. Noir is not something your series can tow

Detective Pikachu:
This Sherlock’s got Watts, son, your plot twists can’t shock me
I fell asleep in your prologue, no coffee could stop me
I’ve got you down in the dumps, like your franchise, you’ll fall
Looks like the fans got a Detective Trash Man after all

Kyoko Kirigiri:
This mouse is simplistic - no point fans can click with
A “hand held” game is an accurate description
So go ahead with your movie in Hopes of Peaking in sales
Because once Reynolds’ unmasked, my burns will speak for themselves

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed and Mastered by Dustin (thanks :D)
Prod. by Terry Devine-King (of Audio Network)

NEXT (fully new) BATTLE: A Taste of Your Own Medicine/Two Peas in a Cephalopod/Black People