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The self proclaimed and world renowned “Internet’s Best Rapper” has been recording songs independently for over a dozen years. This is hard-hitting, dope hip hop created with a fury of emotional intelligence that will rock your senses. People who don't like rap music like Karanastic.



The masterful lyrical flows found within the audio touch on subjects people care about - like life, pop-culture, conspiracy theories and a swarm of other nonsense that consumes the world.



Karanastic makes songs from his unique perspective of life as a thirty-something year old middle-class business professional. He spends entirely too much time philosophizing about living in the Matrix. Often lost within the depths of the internet, this West Coast rapper proudly admits to getting inspiration from pro-wrestling, Pokemon cards and fake news.

Born atop Mt. Everest, aWizardfromSpace crawled down single handedly and was soon found and raised by a pack of dire wolves. Becoming their Alpha at the age of 10, he decided to leave the forest and hone his mystical skills by apprenticing under the great Wizard Olórin. 

After years of mastering such arts as Rocket Science, Transfiguration, and Defense Against The Dark Arts, Sir Wizard fulfilled his lifelong dream of scaling Olympus Mons on Mars. He now records the Ill-est music this side of the Horsehead Nebula.