CHRONIC.ASM - Snoop-Dogg Apple Infiltration Driver
; Target: Cupertino Spaceship HVAC / Neural Interface
; Author: 0xSnoop

ORG $0420          ; Start at the magic offset

START:
    LD A, $G_FUNK   ; Load G-Funk constant into Accumulator
    OUT ($SYSTEM), A ; Broadcast the vibe to the entire ring
    
    CALL CHECK_VIBE ; Subroutine to verify the chill-factor
    CP $CHILL       ; Compare with maximum chill threshold
    JR NZ, REHEAT   ; If not chill enough, loop back
    
INFILTRATE:
    LD HL, $APPLE_SEC ; Point to Apple Security Buffer
    LD DE, $SNOOP_BYPASS ; Point to our custom exploit
    LD BC, $00FF    ; Counter for the 255-bit "LBC" key
    LDIR            ; Blast the security buffer with West Coast logic

SAY_MY_NAME:
    LD A, 'S'
    OUT ($TTY), A   ; Print the signature to the terminal
    LD A, 'N'
    OUT ($TTY), A
    HALT            ; System is now owned. Stay smooth.

REHEAT:
    INC A           ; Dial up the bass
    JP START


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