Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of bird games abandoned by their owners: Red from Angry Birds vs Mr. Crow from Catastrophe Crow. Enjoy!

@freshykanal as Red
Commander Jacob as Mr. Crow
@sw4nked as Chuck
@superthingsoncupsss as Bomb
@snakebite126 as the Jays

Written by Commander Jacob & GamingPlush64
Mixed & mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Crow model by El Stephono

-LYRICS-

Red (0:09)
I thought the pigs’ plot was enough to make me pissed off
But now I gotta fling hot disses straight off the slingshot
We stay protecting kids way before they frickin' hatch
Fitting that this little brat came from a baby’s chicken scratch
You have, like, 20 vids, there’s no way you can catch up
I got raps up my sleeve, while your sleeve is just wrapped up 
Your cartridge and Daddy will stay old and grey
Loner strayed, flew the coup, and never stayed to raise his precious golden egg

Mr. Crow (0:28)
I see you, Red. I’d tear apart your cardinal sins
But we can bond over the crow language it’s clear your bars were in
Or maybe not, after your latest failures, I observed that
Your servers must have been cursed bad by the evil Sir Cat!
Those absurd raps are calling me to stay and work at
A verse that can take you down so we can’t see these birds flap
I stack hits like blocks, show you an L, and tower you
Lemme just lay this down if I gotta spell it out for you
While I respect protecting your nest from turning into a bed and breakfast 
Your tactics lack any sense of direction when flinging heads into wreckage 
You got rich from your title? 
Your only golden shower nowadays is piss from your idol!

Red (0:57)
Your word vomit couldn’t even keep my chicks fed
He won’t be home ever again after that shit’s wrecked
We get money like Hal; our green’s coming around
I’ll put you down - 6 crows feet under the ground
I stay squaded up. Yo, Jay, Bomb, and Chuck
Let’s show this winged black sheep why they can’t flock with us
Chuck (1:11)
Ugh, speedy time, you weakley swine! We can rhyme with an eagle’s might
But maybe translating your 800 languages can come out with a decent line
Bomb (1:16)
No teddy bear to cuddle with, you can’t get your dad back
You weren’t even worthy to get stuffed in a bear’s backpack
The Jays (1:21)
Get Butchered, no Adam. We’re sick when we’re splitted
Attacking and rapping, we’re killer in triplets
Red (1:26)
When I’m spitting off the bill, no way you can get through to me
I’m knocking over all your builds and breaking down your Unity
Cause me and my boys got the skill, destruction isn’t new to me 
So if you wanna talk to Nils, stop using your community
We’ll die a martyr just to stop the piggie’s punk shit
At least write to Marta before you run away and jump ship
Fuck demon cats, development’s you’re only hell now
The only flight you've taken is the staircase you fell down
Nothing your fans theorize will make Thea rise
So now Lorenz himself will eternally need to be revived


Crow (1:50)
You dumb shits, thrown at the wall to see what sticks
You lucky mother-cluckers should be glad ya landed one hit
Both Rovio and Opus didn’t know what they were asked for
I took it to the depths, you took it off the App Store
You wanna bring a squad in? Face a murder of crows
To checkmate your flock of pawns and submerge 'em with flows
I’ll pop your whole arsenal and I’ll leave with three gold stars
The last nail in my coffin? I’m breaking free with each crowbar
No one’s wanting (ugh) all your cash-ins (nah)
All they wanted was to make you zip through blocks
You were launching (eh), now you’re crashing (ouch!)
Made some bubble games, and that shit went pop
Not talking PCs when I clip your head through a window
Your money bag-headed developers ain’t enough to scare this crow
It’s no sweat ending these legless and armless balls
The least hard thing I’ve gone through is a concrete wall
Your player’s gone too, now that you’re off phones
2 birds, 1 throne. I’ve finally gone home

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Angry Birds vs Catastrophe Crow | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

spooky

play game: https://gamejolt.com/games/darkestdelivery/724637

a cover of several of Leon Riskin's FNaF songs
album art by MLSpence

Lapin Lullaby [Afton's First Theme] - FNaF Forsaken AR OST

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

play game: gamejolt.com/games/darkestdelivery/724637
download soundtrack: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1SouPvsq8DDoJgemDESQ8h25G6XleRQIN

Forsaken AR Soundtrack

Lolbit's Retro Games Store - FNaF Forsaken AR OST

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2xbddbJl00

Mr. Jay as Cuphead

Violent Remark as Mugman

Stofferex as Beavis and Butt-head

Cup-head (0:20):
Hey Butt-head
You got a fucked head
Stop making stupid decisions 
Where you’ll end up dead
Everyone fucking despises you
enough said
Cuz you make everyone angry
And make the blood shed
Now let’s talk about your hatred for Beavis
My thesis; you’re tilted that folks think he’s Jesus
While you get no lovin’, 
no ladies for touchin
When you start discussions
Those bitches start runnin’ (woo)
Let me lay it down to you since you’re not bright enough
You’ll never get a girl to touch you on your tiny junk
Being obnoxious while you’re laughing at your own jokes
And flipping burger patties, just be careful don’t choke
You got trolled by a mouse (bitch), Butthead’s fucking spouse (bitch)
Couldn’t stand to see his house, lazy ass sat on the couch
Don’t ever mess with M&C, M and Me, Cherry Tree
Gotta graduate high school to get to the university!

(1:01)
Butt-head:
Uhh…Was that all? Uhuhuhuh. That sucked.

Cuphead:
Well if you think you can do better, give me your best shot.

Butt-head:
Uhh. Okay.

Butt-head (1:11):
Uhh, hi, I’m like, Butt-head
You’re like  uhh, a dumbass
*laughs* I think you suck
And your girl Chalice? She’s a slut.
Uhuhuhuh, that’s cool.
I’m gonna do her then TP the school
I’ve never said this word before, but, what the fuck
I played your game, and it fucking sucked
Now just because your game’s hard, doesn’t mean it’s good
Uuhuhuh hard…uhuhuhuh wood….
Speaking of wood, I bet you think it tastes good
I’ll kick your ass more than Dice ever could
I’m not metrosexual. Not after no bussy
Your artstyle’s looks like it’s drawn by wussies
You two are gay lovers, dumb and dumber, what a bummer
In the summer, cut the lumber with the wood from Mr. Dumber




Butt-head:
Whoa. That was cool. I kicked your ass.

Cup-head:
Fucking hell, man, Mugman I don’t have time for this. You can deal with this one.

Mugman:
It’ll be my pleasure, Cuphead.

Mugman:
YEAH, YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK (AYY)
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK (AYY)
HIT YOU WITH A TRUCK (AYY)
CUZ YOU FUCKING SUCK (AYY)
I would fuck up this braceface but his mom did for me
His school work’s done poorly cuz he’s always horny
What the fuck’s up with that??? Don’t you have any goals?
And I’m not talkin’ bout those holes from those girls you try to roll
I’ve fucked up King Dice while you dealt with some lice
Now go stuff your face in nachos you damn troglodytes (woo!)

Beavis:
Oooh. is that Crappucino?

Mugman: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

*beavis drinks mugman and transforms into cornholio*
grrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

Cornholio:
I AM CORNHOLIO, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
LITTLE KNOWN FACT, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK DOWN ON MY MOTHER
YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SMOTHERED (Cuphead) dude, you just killed my brother
ARE YOU THREATNING ME? YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME
MAKE YOUR BALLS HURT WAY MORE THAN WHEN I HELD MY PEE
SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOUR GAME’S DEAD, DON’T YOU SEE
NOW SHUT YOUR ASS UP AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR TP

(Beavis and Butt-head laugh) 
Beavis: That was cool
Butt-head: yeah…

Epic Rap Batles - Season 2

Cuphead vs. Butt-head - Rap Battle (feat. Stofferex and Violent Remark)

He might be 29 years old with dementia, but he might be 29 years old with dementia, but he might be 29 years old with dementia, ...
I think I'm becoming crazy. Crazy?

"Abuse Encore" by Soffee
StanleyMOV: https://www.youtube.com/@StanleyMOV

"Printer Abuse (AxoMix)" on YouTube: https://youtu.be/94GxAOC5tIQ

AxoMix

ABUSE ENCORE (AxoMix)｜VS StanleyMOV (Fanmade Remix)

An early master of SpongeBob vs Captain Underpants with some noticeable changes from the final, including:
- Some different Captain Underpants vocals
- A cut Mermaid Man cameo (2:07)
- Very different choir levelling

Dated July 2023

(art in coverart by Mancha)

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - EARLY MASTER

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

NEXT BATTLE: Enticing Mice

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

I finally upgraded my mic from a potato to a cauliflower

Eddie as Lincoln Loud
Tuna as Charlie Brown
garbageGothic as Lucy Loud (Cameo)

Lincoln Loud:
ARGGH! I’ve been Left In The Dark with a ghost kid!
I’ll be taking the pistachio - leaving a Peanut roasted
Number One on Nickelodeon ever since my show begun
You couldn’t come back with a movie and Boomerang Reruns
You wanna face Ace Savvy? (Ha!) The win is in the cards
This dog needs to head back to his house in his backyard
It’s not a knock on Woodstock when I flip you lyrical birds
But i’ll burst your speech bubbles and you’ll be lost for words!
Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! 11 Louds A Leaping on my fame
I guess the offi-Schulz call this foul fair game
But a footballer like me doesn’t give up and i’ll be winning
Cuz when it comes to going Abra-ham, you’re the weakest Lincoln
My comic strip’s synonymous with your genre’s beginning
You’re as faceless as your parents - with a fitting upbringing
All your gibberish - I trump-it! You’re just lying like Snoopy
Take all the money your show has earned and seek help from Lucy
Lincoln Loud:
The same Lucy that Van Pelts you with horrible advice?
Your venting rhymes should cease when we serve you a Slice of Life
Charlie Brown:
You’ve goth to me kidding me - advice from the Kite-Eating Tree?
You’re a Lil’ Folk-al point in a show filled with better leads
Lincoln Loud:
I’ll be a cyst-er when I get under your skin by myself!
Picked last in sports but picked on first anywhere else!
Charlie Brown:
Yeah, I get bullied all the time - I wouldn’t trade it for the world
While your trade in the world is being juxtaposed with girls
I got a museum, awards, and a legacy in my knuckles
But I totally can’t compare to having a gay couple!
I’ll find Lincoln’s blindside and have a Peanut make you brittle
You’ll never stand out as an amalgam In The Middle
Your show’s a bigger let down than Ronnie Anne’s face
Give your sisters a SMOOCH to please your sick fanbase
Happiness is when you leave - see, I just want you gone
The Loud House goes silent when I show my Charlotte Braun
Lincoln Loud:
Do you feel Better When You’re Dancing around the point of this battle?
Sit and ponder on the fourth wall like i’m breaking through your babble!
Now folks, I’m a straight baller at Charlie - here’s the catch
The Louds have beaten a more comprehensible oaf in Swift’s match
Your comic’s left under, where, my ratings soar as they should
No room for a Kite-Eating Tree in our Royal Woods
And you can whine and complain that I bit off your fame
But your Great pumped kin’s taking over for good

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by I don't remember i'll update this later

NEXT BATTLE: Black People (ft. JChay)

Explanation for last hint since some people didnt get it and i dont blame you for not getting it:
these guys are unlucky
nagito is lucky
hence they are not nagito

Lincoln Loud vs Charlie Brown. Rap Battle! (AvA CLASSIC)

Elijah as Chowder
J Morris as Remy
Rocket as Mung

Lyrics:
Chowder:
Hey Mung! Yes? There's a rat in the kitchen!
But don’t worry, I’ll be sure to fry this rodent like chicken
‘Cause when I take the mic, you’re gonna take the loss
Like a skillet, I kill it Rat, got flows that’ll blow your socks off
Yo, this hat rack for Linguini's way beneath me
Tryna beat me and you'll get rejected like Panini, ain't that steamy?
You're a teeny little being, how can you step up to Chowder?
You’d still be in my shadow if I took Cinnamini powder

Remy:
Ew, that verse was tasteless, it couldn't pack a good punch
What you cooked up was rancid, Emile wouldn't eat it for lunch
Kid, if you were what you eat, you probably munch on the poorer stuff
But I hope you're hungry for what I'm about to serve; Order up!
You don't wanna get burned by the best chef in Paris
When you get chopped, you’ll be embarrassed that you’re gonna want to run to your parents
Oh wait, they’re dead like your humor is! Yet your audience absorbs all
A lazy show with a lazy kid, you’re breaking scales like the 4th wall

Chowder:
If we had any competition, you'd know I'd wear the crown
Your verse was a 2, MUNG! Another restaurant down!

Remy:
Oh please, don't get this all twisted like a burple nurple
Cause if we pondered cancellations, we’d be going in circles
 
Chowder:
It’s not like a two parter would be given to this bare mouse
I got you stressing, you're gonna want to pull your own hairs out

Remy:
That's a lot of fluff coming from a purple marshmallow
Biting on my style, I thought you came from Vídeo Brinquedo!

Chowder:
Sold your time with family for a soup bowl?
Thinking you're the better taster? Ha! That's comedy gold!
And as far as ratings go, I admit I’m not a defender
But I’m sure your restaurant’s a big hit for all the health inspectors

Remy: 
Rep destroyed by a building show and buried all of your earnings
Annoyed the execs so much and yet they call me the vermin
Yo, I’m the head of the kitchen, so be my trainee and listen
I thought anyone could cook ‘fore I met this special ed kitten

Written by Matthew, Jacob and Alen

Additional Help from Light, Freshy Kanal, Trakked, Fightmarker, Brodecai and Snakebite126

"Comedy gold" by TimeLord 103, Mason the Nation, MetaMachine, InfiniTV and CyanMilkShake

Mixed & Mastered by Light & Jacob

Beat by William Davies of Audio Network

Chowder vs Remy. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

A mashup of CG5's Among Us Song "Show Yourself" & OR3O's Among Us Song "So Suspicious" Ft. Plexsy and Silva Hound

ABUSE ENCORE (AxoMix)｜VS StanleyMOV (Fanmade Remix)

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