Paranoid

Estee Nack ftg Primo Profit - The Uncanny (JChan Remix)

American Pie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q_e7NFmoLg

HELLO NEIGHBOR CHASE MUSIC #2

12 - Happiest - Day super fnaf

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman

URBoF

BoJack Horseman vs Duckman - URBoF #12

Who Won poll:
https://strawpoll.com/eshkk5gc

Time for the first rap battle coming from me in 2020! I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it! Cheers, and I hope y'all have a great day or night! We're starting it off with a battle between the two notorious edgelords from the new Pokémon games!

Alen as Piers
Alex the Beast as Allister

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Jacob Graal

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
Allister
VS
Piers
Begin!

Piers:
Good grief….my opponent’s some emo little kid? Who’s tryna, I dunno, strike fear?
Honestly, I’d use a Wishing Star to wish I wouldn’t even be here
Got a whole lotta Pokéballs strapped to your side
Yet none of what’s inside could save your hide
You’re so lonesome? I can’t imagine why
Mimikyu’s prolly got more friends than this guy
Kid who’s mysterious, probably hiding sadness
Am I supposed to think that makes you a badass?
Because to me? All I see?
Is the most stereotypical gym leader in this whole series
I dance with the dregs hiding in the cracks
You lack the confidence to take off the mask
Considering you’re not even in both games
I, too, would probably try to literally save face

Allister:
I'll admit, I--I was weary you’d spit something more dreary and searing
I was left wanting, heh... I suppose A-Pier-annces are deceiving
You--uhh, might want to fix that posture
You’ll drop the mic that way
I spook the goofs who dare to challenge me early on in the game
You do it but worse…? Grand...
Let me guess, MCR is your favorite band?
And I’m sorry but that haircut? It’s a crime
I’ll take your hefty defeat On the Side
You’re monotone and monochrome
I thought being the odd one was my role
‘Cause I wouldn’t say you’d be the pick of the litter
Just a broody cretin overshadowed by his sister

Piers:
Look at you! You’re already slumped over in defeat!
Over a HUNDRED masks? You’re actually a creep
Seeing dead people’s your big plot twist, all because of an accident
How ironic your biggest interest is most likely a myth
Go hang out in a cemetery or something you gangly little rat
You tried to fake being larger than life and you even failed at that
But still can’t find a proper way to up the spooky and lay off the edge
Your flow lacks a pulse, but what’d I expect? You’re used to playing with the dead

Allister:
In a game where players are exposed to Dynamax
The seventh Gym Leader doesn’t even have it
I took on a mantle at such a young age
While you’re this group’s deadweight
You lack a Power Spot, while I cause havoc
Fashion sense like a ceremony: Absent
Just do us all a favor and leave behind the mic
Sorry, Normal’s just not effective against a ghost type

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
On the next...
...Rap Battle!

Allister VS Piers // Rap Battle

Recasted Metal Sonic and touched up the writing.

Metal Sonic:
I’ll drop a dark harvester like he was his misfit crew
When I'm compared to you, even Storm’s got a higher IQ
This monkey’s gotta be lucky if he wants to survive the pain I’ll bestow
Eating forbidden fruit to get stronger? Even I wouldn’t stoop so low...
Made to be Goku’s darker side, but a palette swap stole your spotlight
This fight is like your Great Ape Form: a complete waste of time
A Phantom you’ll be. Scan complete: this win’s in Infinite probability
This cold robot wasn’t made to nurture a little Baby

Turles:
Look who we got here; this slave thinks he can make me disappear?
I’m the King! Crusher Corps more than a Shadow of what you fear
Bringing Calamity to this track with these attacks I’m Blast-in’
And this victory, unlike myself, is going to be canon
You're just an emotionless clone who’s yet to achieve a victory
Yes, Kakarot might’ve beaten me, but not once have you matched Sonic equally
The hottest thing you’ve faced since lava, so unless you want to see my full might
I suggest you get down on your knees and beg your life

Metal Sonic:
You failed to show me What You’re Made Of, you’re Raditz 2.0 at best
Swap out that Dragon Ball in your chest for a Chaos Spear instead!
Might’ve blocked a Spirit Bomb, but in my sleek chromium style
I’ll chop up a dark tanned lettuce who couldn’t even kill a child

Turles:
Summoning up a Sudden Storm, I’ll be the one to Dig Your Grave!
Must be running on a Sega CD, for it seems like you’ve been played
I’ve Meteor Bursted you like Piccolo, and broken you into pieces 
You were nothing but a punching bag, but I guess that’s all you’re known for being

King Mewtwo as Turles
Soob as Metal Sonic
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing help by Uncredited and Boris
Mixed by King Mewtwo (Karaoke) and laarGbocaJ (Battle)
Cover Art by Blast 03

(NEW AUDIO) Turles vs Metal Sonic. Anything vs Dragon Ball

A Mega Drive/Genesis recreation of Sonic's Chemical Plant beatbox, original by Verbalase.


He's about to take your throne.

Sonic Vs Black Panther - Sonic's Beatbox - Mega Drive Remake

Woah! It's a Crash Bandicoot 4 Rap! 

[HOOK]
It’s time to take another spin cause the Bandicoot is back again
To rewind because Cortex is back to conquer all dimensions
It’s blowing my mind
The mad man’s changing up our history
How he does it is a mystery
Back at it with my sister
We need to stop the doctor before we’re out of time

Verse 1:
It’s been a minute since you last saw me
Haven’t given you an update in a while and I’m sorry
But I’ve only just been chilling in N. Sanity Beach
Ever since Dr. Cortex was beaten back in Crash 3
Yes I said 3, what’s that weird look you’re giving me?
It’s where we left off, what the hell’s a Twinsanity?
Well anyway, let me get back on track
Cause something happened when we sent the doctor to the past 
See I didn’t think it was possible to escape an interdimensional prison
Though something was probably said and chances are I didn’t listen
Though in my defense, how can one predict this?
Do I look like a Bandicoot who studies quantum physics?
So the doc is planning interdimensional domination
Conquer every universe me and Coco take place in
I swear with this guy, it never ends
So let’s make like Rocky Horror and do the time warp again

[HOOK]
It’s time to take another spin cause the Bandicoot is back again
To rewind because Cortex is back to conquer all dimensions
It’s blowing my mind
The mad man’s changing up our history
How he does it is a mystery
Back at it with my sister
We need to stop the doctor before we’re out of time

Verse 2:
Man it seemed like only yesterday
That I was taking down the animals Cortex had went and mutate
Now I’m jumping through the fabrics of time and space
To collect the masks required to put Cortex in his place
From the prehistoric era to the distant future
We won’t have a world where the doctor is ruler
While I am still breaking crates and eating Wumpa Fruits
I refuse to put up with this maniac’s constant abuse
I may not be a smart one but that makes me unpredictable
I was a failed experiment but I am still formidable
And now I have the power of manipulating time and space
So you better watch out when there is a mask upon my face
There’s a lot of weird realities we’re jumping through
Like god damn Tawna, is that really you?
Cortex and N Tropy will be dealt with
As long as I don’t get frustrated to the point of rage quit

[HOOK]
It’s time to take another spin cause the Bandicoot is back again
To rewind because Cortex is back to conquer all dimensions
It’s blowing my mind
The mad man’s changing up our history
How he does it is a mystery
Back at it with my sister
We need to stop the doctor before we’re out of time

Verse 3:
Time to slip and slide back into the mix like I never left
When I duck dodge dip dive and our world’s regressed
No one outdoes this sharpshooter when I don the bazooka
And When I got the Mask Off I’m feeling like Future
Switching up flows like me and Coco; Ending our world that’s a nono
I see all this mayhem jump in I’m the savior I’m dodging a laser and beating Neo
With a wumpa fruit, join the crew, and you know we lit
This bonafide classic wasn’t even in 8 bit 
Riding on this track like I’m grinding my way down a rail 
The fabric of our time is cracked, I’m not about to fail
These bars are more lethal than a dose of Nitro
This man’s less Twinsane and more Twin-psycho
Lookin like a cyclone when I paint you this picture
It’s not N. Verted I need this relic gotta be quicker
Reality is shattered, Cortex failed, that’s what I know
His dark plans never mattered like he's powered by ‘Akano

[HOOK]
It’s time to take another spin cause the Bandicoot is back again
To rewind because Cortex is back to conquer all dimensions
It’s blowing my mind
The mad man’s changing up our history
How he does it is a mystery
Back at it with my sister
We need to stop the doctor before we’re out of time

"Before We're Out of Time" - A Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time Rap by B-Lo (ft. UBERocity)

This was originally gonna be for Dustin's challenge in his server but I wasn't able to record in time. So enjoy this cover

Little Mac Vs Big Mac (Freshy Kanal Cover)

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