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Tick, tock, tick, tock, squawk..

From the scum of the great water, after the dredge, in the sludge, shiny happy little toys did remain.

Many years passed. ..

Disguised as just another plaything, the toys arrived, in boxes, sweet little glittery pills, shiny, sparkling, addictive.. Here a chorus from a Boston séance. There, a boxcar shampoo hook, sleepy Athens, Georgia style. Everywhere, cold Wire synth washes, sprinkles, jabs and prefab lilts sprouting. Stories from before, during and after the days of the great plains. Decidedly New Wave..

Executives played with the toys, they played and played, soon they became alive and broke rank, exploding with mischievous energy, sparking, fizzlin, and taking the suits down with 'em.

"Infectious, bizarre, wonky tunes" - MCR Radio

“This is a cracking track” Rob and Callum – If There’s Hell Below podcast on ‘Hiawatha’.

'A big big tune from a great band' - Matt Barnes - Haggerston radio DJ on 'Didn't do'.

"A melting pot of musical fusion that is just as tasty as it sounds" - Dale, Peanut Mixtape
www.nicenightsrecords.com
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https://www.facebook.com/ExecutiveToysBand/

Releasing music by Gazelle Twin, Great Pagans, Bernholz, Acquaintance, and occasional guests.

Jacob V Joyce - Vocals
Solaris - Vocals 
Niadzi Muzira - Guitar 
Taha Hassan - Bass 
Alice Moon - Drums 

Jacobvjoyce@Gmail.com

THE COLONEL:
I was born half-man, half-bassline.
I accidentally became a DJ when I woke up one day to discover that I had been collecting shit-hot vinyl all my life, had bought some decks without realising, and then tripped over a stray badger straight into my first club gig.
Soon, easily-impressed people asked me to play at their clubs and parties, and when the word got out that my DJing was not bad enough to actually kill anyone, the bookings literally started to trickle in. Like wildfire.
As a lifelong musician, it would have been silly not to start producing too. But not as silly as my producing ended up being. My mis-spent youth raving to jungle, garage, funk, jazz and hip-hop has, I think, all been mashed into the music I make, spliced with a dose of good ol’ British knees-up-muvva-Brown humour and silliness. And of course, basslines.
I am also a qualified, time-served industrial abseiler. That means that if you want to book me to DJ at your office party, twenty stories up, I will probably be able to do it from the outside of the building, suspended on a rope. And maybe I’ll clean the windows while I'm there. But that'll cost extra.
Aside from all that, I’m also an obsessive perfectionist about tea, an enthusiastic (but badly co-ordinated) footballer, a big fan of fancy dress and a veteran party animal. 
Hailed by none as “the DJ Otzi of bass music”, and hailed by many as “that twat in the army helmet”, my alter-ego will keep churning out music, as long as you lot keep letting him get away with it.
The Colonel will personally come and smash your party to bits, should you request this service. Now let's get fucking CRUNK!

thanks for all your comments & support..
more material & media on the way x

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peace

The Red Green & Blue is a solo project from London-based electronic producer Simon Inkpen. Watch the music videos here: https://bit.ly/2WqhcTI

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