So I put mustard on my dick
Straight mustard on that thang 
I rubbed it up and down
While experiencing extreme pain
Yeah I put mustard on my dick 
Straight mustard on that thang
I rubbed it up and down
And nothing was the same 

It was a hot night in May 
My cock, firmly grasped in my hand
And I thought as I lay
and turned on the flash
This photoshoot needed 
A little pizzazz

so i put a hotdog bun on my thick and girthy mustard shaft
and turns out three days later that i got an infected rash
and i went to the ER, they it was atrocious 
but goddamn lemme tell you that my Mustard Dick was 
delicious 
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Mustard Dick

(for the cl)ass of 2020

Ba. Ha ba ba. Ha ba ba da ga da ga. Ha ba ba da da ba. Ha da ba da ga da ga. Ha da da. Ba ba ba ba

Ba.

sean

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