"Yeah i rubbed it up and down" truly inspiring need more of this 🔥

kayak dildo be like:

some songs from the end of senior year

mwah

I wrote this after an awkward encounter with an old friend.

an awkward encounter

stargazer

So I put mustard on my dick
Straight mustard on that thang 
I rubbed it up and down
While experiencing extreme pain
Yeah I put mustard on my dick 
Straight mustard on that thang
I rubbed it up and down
And nothing was the same 

It was a hot night in May 
My cock, firmly grasped in my hand
And I thought as I lay
and turned on the flash
This photoshoot needed 
A little pizzazz

so i put a hotdog bun on my thick and girthy mustard shaft
and turns out three days later that i got an infected rash
and i went to the ER, they it was atrocious 
but goddamn lemme tell you that my Mustard Dick was 
delicious 
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Mustard Dick

sean

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