BAMBI REDUX - INANE DISORDER

1/ IONISED DARREN
2/ DINNER ROADIES
3/ NO SARDINE RIDE
4/ RESIN DOE NADIR
5/ SNIDE ORDAINER
6/ I ERODE INNARDS

WRITTEN, PRODUCED & PERFORMED by BAMBI REDUX

TRFEP06 Copyright TRF Records 2022

INANE DISORDER

INANE DISORDER (EP)

Adele Hitler

Thank you Squarepusher for letting us all interfere with your sublime new composition... It has brought some comfort in these distressed times!! Xxx

MIDI SANS FRONTIÈRES

COMING SOON! "Dance Yourself Normal the Bambi Redux Way" DVD Blu-Ray and Download. Learn some moves and keep fit whilst having fun! Bambi Shows you how in the HOT NEW EXERCISE TREND sweeping the globe! Get the body you deserve with the ORIGINAL Panamanian-Turkish-Breakdance-Twerk fusion workout. (Price; 999.00 Euros, cash only. Note; not suitable for anyone who may be pregnant, or anyone exhibiting symptoms of PTSD, heart disease, excessive appetite or neoconservatism. Cert; 18. THE REDUX FOUNDATION REGRETS THAT IT IS UNABLE TO OFFER REFUNDS ON THIS PRODUCT AT TIME OF PRESS.)

Dance Yourself Normal

D'Agostini presents; The BAMBI REDUX Collection. Everything you need to build your very own 1/25 scale model of a classic vintage 1982 Bambi Redux 1.8i, recreated in breathtaking detail by master craftsmen. Volume 1 out now for just £1.99*. Each month, this lavish partwork teaches you all you need to know about the History and Heritage of a timeless Panamanian Twerkcore Classic. Packed full of fascinating technical detail, Bambi can be yours to enjoy in just 36 monthly instalments, reserve yours at newsagents NOW!!

(*Regular price, £88.99 per month. Actual contents may vary. WARNING: 1/25 high-quality plastic Bambi model parts may represent a choking hazard to babies, small children and adults and should not be inserted into the ear canal. Due to the EXTREMELY HIGH DEMAND for this limited edition collectable, The Redux Foundation regrets it is unable to offer refunds on this product.)

Gustav Mahler's Must - Have Galas

Hey everybody! I made this in response to the following opportunity I found on Sound & Music... Going to send it off right now, let's hope they dig it... Xxxx

http://www.soundandmusic.org/resources/opportunities/2017/helicopters-austin

(NOTE: The Redux Foundation wishes to make it clear that it does not endorse helicopters, guns, obesity or 'feral hog-hunting'. Unlike certain arts organisations, we work closely with our sponsors to ensure no animals are harmed in the production of this music. However we do accept the new UK £5 note.)

Helicopters of Austin

Note; "Welsh" here denotes 'being in Wales', which, in the case of Billingshurst, would add considerably to the overall precipitation. Rainfall likely, visibility extremely poor..

This is, as opposed to any historical slang usages of the word signifiying a free or cheap alternative. Although it could mean that too. But why would you need an alternative?

Daffyd Davis (Language Consultant, The Redux Foundation)

NEXT WEEK: What exactly is a 'Billingshurst' anyway?

Welsh Billingshurst

PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING!!

Members of the public are advised to avoid the NEW ALBUM BY BAMBI REDUX, as it contains material potentially harmful to mental health. IMMEDIATELY REPORT any innocent-looking CD or possibly cassette tape, arriving by mail or seemingly discarded on an empty bus seat, for example. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LISTEN. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES COPY, BROADCAST OR OTHERWISE DISTRIBUTE. 

Further details to follow. Anyone with information or money that may assist in this investigation should call grimestoppers on 0800 0800 0800 0800 0800.

Clickbait

From the exciting new VERY LIMITED EDITION CD mini-album from The Redux Foundation; BAMBI REDUX SERVES YOU RIGHT. We are pleased to welcome sensible cash offers from discerning buyers....

Bambi Redux Serves You Right

Hurricane Bambi

Due to popular demand, we proudly present Bambi's much-loved original theme tune from the much-loved movie of the much-loved TV show. Bambi thanks the whole cast & crew, especially writer, director & creator Piers Morgan, it has been an enormous privelege to work with such talented people and the whole journey has been unforgettable from start to finish.

Theme From Downton Abbey

From the 2020 album DESIRE PRODUCTION:

https://www.bristol247.com/culture/music/bambi-redux-releases-eclectic-new-album/

DESIRE PRODUCTION

Product Recall

1) - Grappling Hook                        (0' 00 - 3' 36)
2) - Platforms                                  (3' 37 - 7' 00)
3) - Integrated Bun Warmer         (7' 01 - 10' 45)
4) - WE RECYCLE WILTSHIRE    (10' 46 - 13' 57)

WRITTEN, PRODUCED, & PERFORMED BY BAMBI REDUX
Copyright TRF Records 2020 All Rights Reserved.

Dear All,

Please find attached the STIMULUS PACKAGE ep which I have very kindly ordained to make for the purposes of your health, happiness, and psychic welfare, at no additional cost. This record has been made in strict accordance with scientific advice in order to mitigate against the effects of 2020. It is simple to administer, either at home or in the workplace, and it takes less than 15 minutes to complete the procedure. 

Wishing You A Healthy New Year,

Bambi Redux XXX

Girlband/Activist/Wellbeingfulness Counsellor

STIMULUS PACKAGE EP

NEW ALBUM - RETREAT - AVAILABLE NOW from Bandcamp and most streaming services. 10 luscious new tracks. Why not buy a copy today and save me having to go through the bin for my next meal? Or you could just stream for free, you tight gits... Also EXCLUSIVE TO BANDCAMP the new remastered super deluxe 5th anniversary edition of EARFULNESS EP with not one but two exciting bonus tracks..
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