Writers:
Adam Sandler 2
HHH3
littleflecks
Sculpture 
YourLeastFavoriteEthan

littleflecks as Pewdiepie
AlaskanSam as Pied Piper

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 

Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Taco
Thumbnail by Rabi

Pied Piper Verse 1
It's time to face the music, Felix, you’re poor and helpless
I’ll offer a service, in return, your problems will be dealt with

YouTube’s king may regain his reign, since his fame plateaued
On the condition, you take this beating that you’re owed

Resting on green, shouting-out towards screeching masses,
You’ll be silenced as I sweep pests and take your child audience captive

With horror dead in the water, it’s no surprise you’re taking a dive
Throw the bait, and the truth clicks, like your viewer-ship, capsized 

I’m giving deep cuts, like Disney slicing ties
Watch you drown in my flow, someone give a Sub to Pewdiepie

But it’s water under a bridge you’d probably fail on again 
I’d give you a word, but the one you’d choose starts with an N


PewDiePie Verse 1
How's it I’m going against this, bros? I smell a rat.
Felix the Cat will change a one man’s band tune fast

I got diss track experience, try if you wanna
keep layering the crap like Bitch Lasagna

Pipe down, know the reason I won’t Lose is that
Your verse was a BARREL, but not full of Laughs

This visit’s the only way I’ll be Paying the Piper 
I wouldn’t even hire him on Fiverr

Eyy, it's a celebration with all that cash raked in! (Eyyy!)
I’ll pie this piper when I smash his face in

Your true colors are the shadiest man known
Leading to silver, you’re less moving than Stephano! 

Pied Piper Verse 2
I see, there was no need to strike you blind, deaf or dumb
When you follow my lead, you’re 3 children rapped in one

When I kill your smile, it’s cause I’m the Brothers Grimm Reaper
When you kill the smiles, it’s cause you’re a shit memer

I’ve went toe to toe with plagues, yet it still it sickens me so
When I hop on the trending page, and see your viral videos

But, yes, it’s fitting, a trend, that’s all you seem to be
I’m the OG-fueling the bars, you’ve been forgotten by Last Week


PewDiePie Verse 2
I gotta say, you want to play me, there's a couple notes you missed
We get it, you like kids, but can you do a diss?

Why the frick do you kill sheep at night
When I say you blow I don’t mean your pipe 

Your job's to be a blowhard, but peek at mine
You pick up kids at a park, I have an army online

How much I’ve murdered you has been graphic by design
Well... it’s my passion, brofist, byyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Pewdiepie vs The Pied Piper of Hamelin - Discount Rap Battles

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Battle Bytes

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

Pepe
It’s time to get things started, my shit’s LIT like the lights
Got a frog in your throat? I’ll show a Muppet blows tonight!
Looking for a Rainbow Connection? Any Boy’s Club would say
Appears you don't need chemtrails to turn the freaking frogs gay!
Think you're on top? You belong in the swamp with Shrek!
With a hand up your ass proving you’re a bottom kek!
Date a pig and plan on marionette? I’m so horrified
Pulling the strings until this Muppet Kermits suicide!

Kermit
I barely heard your voice and I know why you hate speech
Zip your fat Lip-tons, and tone down the normie screech
It may be none of my business, but are you alright?
Or are you feeling bad, man, with the Furie-ous alt-right!
It’s Easy Being Green when presented with my flow
And when I’m runnin’ the Show, I can just roll up the window
The Constantine Truth’s that that Boi’s a bad may-may
A joke beaten to death is the least rare Pepe!

Adam as Kermit
Mancha as Pepe
Written by Mancha, Adam, and Eddiefrb
Beat by Kustom

Kermit vs Pepe. Battle Bytes #20

Dilly as Ralphie
Jughead as Kevin

Ralphie Parker
The Les Incompetont wannabe shouldn’t trifle
With the hero who has a Red Ryder action model rifle
Taking my aim, your traps will never save you for good
And I’ll protect your family better than you ever could!
You’re so unmemorable you were left behind when they travelled
Like your third movie, “believe it” you’re cancelled! 
The sheriff spits cold like a flagpole, you’re stuck!
But your twitter? Come on man, what the fudge?

Only I didn’t say fudge.

Kevin McCallister
*clears throat* This is my house, and I have to defend it!
You’ll have to wash your sheets...Wet Bandit!
Since there’s only one month that people watch your movie,
When it comes to rap- Kevin’s gonna kill Ralphie!
You’re spitting so fowl, those dogs might steal your verse too
What kind of Bad Santa would supply you with a bunny suit
My box office against yours? Now that’s just criminal
So decode this diss rap, you filthy animal

Ralphie Parker vs Kevin McCallister. Battle Bytes #21

Vote for who won this battle!
www.strawpoll.me/18407900

Thumbnail created by Matthew Thomas
Mixed by Light and Jacob

*Skype Call Commences*
(Yes we still use skype)
Light: Yo

Vlad: What’s up

Light: Nothing much, Just some stuff happening in th- *Sneezes*

……

Light: okay asshole

Vlad: Wha- What did I do?

Light:
You know what vlad? I just wanted time to relax
I just wanted a normal call but now you’re acting like an ass 
I know getting baked in a call can sometimes be fun
But trust me you’ll wish that you were high for this one

Vlad:
Look at this D00D, I mean, what the fuck did I do?
You’re acting like a real dick, you have to see this from my view
Like, for real, you need to calm down, take a hit of Marijuana
Before you go insane, like your obsession over Avav

Light
Do you really want to take the gloves off?
It’s not your nature to be mean i know that you’re kinda soft 
Can you stay calm enough to spit a good bar?
Or will you fly off the rails like you did your dad’s car
The only time you spit sick was when you caught ligma
Fuck your whiny ass Luis is my new nigga
Come out of your shell don’t hide from us out of fear
Climbing the social ranks while people asked, “you’re still here”?
I’m a little upset and I know that we’re pals
But you’re getting dropped hard like the koopaling royale
You don’t get roles is it your awful flow or vocal cords
Or maybe it’s cause you got cursed by that Ouija board

Vlad:
Want me to get mean? Then things are boutta get Gru-some
Talk about my “whiny ass”? The call logs, go through some!
When it comes to editing, credit me for all of it
If it wasn’t for me, you’d still be Shazam’s bitch
Honestly, us as friends? I keep that between you and me
I’m the only one who tolerates your shit in the community
I can spit with good impressions, you can’t make good first impressions
And with a single question comes a man with singles depression
Luis and I have made it while you’re in the 12th grade
With no dame, you’ll die alone with a bullet in your brain
End this with a K.O. and wear this kitten as a coat
Because Light fucking died.. Olly My!!! I spoiled Death Note!

Light:
Wanna talk about tolerance i see a few issues here
Use my ass a vent when others make you feel inferior
I’ve been through hell and back and suffered countless confession chats
Some best friend, doesn’t know my dirt, your verse? I wrote like half
Now everybody hold your tongue because vlad is getting mad pissed
And i’ll leave this sad kid right under my blacklist
Try to write a good diss or edit for eddie finally 
cause i’ll bite you in the ass like a diss track on all your bullies

Vlad:
OK MiniSuperBitch are you done seeking your ducky?
I’ll kick you in the Dilly, then you’ll come and cry to me
Drama too much for you? Then take a break from the community
And while you’re at it, you should finish up reading “Dating for Dummies”
Hol up.. you’re back? That only lasted six seconds!
And I reckon that you beckon thinking your voice is a weapon
But you’ll get scrapped like everything that you produced!
Like The fuck do you want me to say, bless you?

Light 
I mean yeah that would have been nice

Vlad
Oof my bad. Goodnight

*End Skype Call*
Luis joins

Luis:
AWWW yeaaa
Are you guys ready for movie night?
Guys?
Hello?
Guys?

*smashes table* 
fuck

Vlad vs. Light

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Lecter:
Bet you expected forty seconds for you to come take a Byte
Luckily it won’t take long for me to sit and pick your mind
Watch me Turner the tables, I’ll be a Netflix and griller
Who will give the Special L to this worse cereal killer
Sure, I’m the cannibal Hannibal, but you’re who I should be afraid of?
You couldn’t even beat a task force that you knew all of the names of
This Wimpy Kid should quit penning his diary’s necrology
Mock your sexuality and surname: reverse psychology

Yagami:
Ryuk’s got the right idea with his diet day to day
But I won’t need an apple to keep this doctor away
Cuz I’m still upping the chi-anti while you Fell out of style
I don’t need a pen to bring this hangry maniac’s end so I’ll
Make you take your words like your little sister and EAT IT!
I’ve made a note of you here, make like a lector and read it!
Because your books are the opposite of your dragons: not red
Head for the Light at the tunnel's end when you finally drop dead

Hannibal Lecter vs Light Yagami. Battle Bytes #28

Duck Hunt: *dog laugh*
Look! I’ve found the bones of a series left in shambles
If you’re anything like your fanboys, than your brain must be scrambled
Like your eggs, sequel quality, and your licensing rights
So check my bark and my bite when you’re inciting a fight
You were the Nuts & Bolts of Rare, now their name is self aware 
Because after Microsoft I looked and couldn’t find them anywhere
Your games were shiny and polished but now they’re  more rusted
I was kicking this can, you two were kicking the bucket 

Banjo & Kazooie:
This Duo with no identity is more than just in name
Guh Huh!! Nintendogs were already in the game! 
Kazooie! 
KAZOOIE:
NO MATTER WHO YOU ASK THEY ALL DESPISE YOU
YOUVE ALREADY ANNOYED ME MORE THAN THAT WITCH GRUNTILDA’S RHYMES DO
Banjo:
It’s okay Kazooie, it’s clear this that dog can’t spit fire
Which is funny when you factor in the Dalmatian attire
So you really think you can best the best tag team HARDLY
LETS SHOW THIS MUTT This isn’t our first party

Duck Hunt: 
Too slow on the draw! Im the one who’s known by gamers!
While You’re more known for ripping off of King K Rool’s trailer
Slap me aside but you know that I’m iconic 
The backseat driver’s in charge here, isn’t that ironic 
Kazooie face it, you’re placements only for comedic words
And you know I’m pretty good at taking our wounded birds
Banjo you’re too nice for a diss rap but I guess it doesn’t matter
Even Mumbo couldn’t turn you two morons to better rappers 



Banjo:
Here I thought this gunman would sling out more retorts
Only bought for your bundle - A PISS POOR WII SPORTS
We don’t swear in this series WELL WHY THE HELL NOT?
They think that they’re up our alley THEY MISSED THEIR DAMN SHOT
*sigh* This is a family channel, please watch what you say
Let’s not get banned like their stage in competitive play!
Now don’t get too mad, but unlike your game, you got played 
SO BAD EVEN OLD YELLER MET A BETTER FATE

Duck Hunt vs Banjo & Kazooie. Super Smash Raps #3

Thank you Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video drops Dec. 25th

Evan as Spike Spiegel
Snakebite126 as Vash the Stampede

Kuroneko as herself (Cameo)

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Spike:
You seem like a bounty that I wouldn't really get
One with beliefs that I could be hearing out of hippie Jet
So I'll stay chilling in space compared to your desert and fungus 
'cause last time you flew in a ship, your family played Among Us
Bang, messed in the head like Pierrot Le Fou
Clear that you'll lose; to me it ain't new, while I can't say the same for you
While I'm beating up about twenty bounties all the way through
You're on your first, down on your knees, talkin' 'bout "what would mommy do"
And I know your show gets sad and you can't bounce back
But maybe not put all the death scenes next to my soundtrack 
But I won't drag this like it's you with a car
So whatever happens, happens, I'll be exposing who you really are

Vash:
Thou shall not kill, but I can't promise you that
Don't assume that, I'll lose matches once we see where you at
I get shot at several times and I'm still up here spitting lines
But when you're swung at for your crimes, they made this man end up like Knives
They call me Stampede 'cause I stomp on you, ain't that right
I came first, you came worse, and now we're here to fight
I won't be spitting as lackluster as your show could
Tried way too hard to be mine so bad, they made a series off Wolfwood 
Call me a gun, 'cause I'm banging your ex-girl
Taking shrooms again, so just move on to the next world
As Vash is so brash when he's past dissing trash
So I'll give you some cash so you can have cigarettes furl

Spike:
Have at it, Humanoid Typhoon, think you run a tycoon?
Remember that they need my show so they can go like you
But still, you thought it in your head to go and push me
Glad I got a pair, 'cause you'd do anything for pussy

Vash:
And you'd do anything to clear up memories of crime life
They wouldn't like it when they now see a cop in the limelight 
So stand up and fight right, you Snapchat filter phony 
I would've been more scared of Spike from My Little Pony

Spike:
You look like a broom but can't sweep up ends
You did it good when you were killing all your friends
I may have a fake eye, it surprised all the masses
But I'd do anything not to wear those ugly-ass glasses
Rapping is a talent that you lack
Messed up that verse like it's a town or your back
Guess I got the 60 bill from crying donut man
Go and get Legato to fix up the next speech that you plan 

Vash:
Put down your weapon, you think you could spit it hot? Please
I'll call you Faye; I'm lying here like "you sing offkey"
I already dealt with Sax boys shooting when they met us
So I'll leave you drinking hardly that Frank Marlon would get jealous 
Takin' moves from Bruce Lee? You'll lose, see, I don't mean no harm
But what's martial arts gonna have up against my other arm
Got canceled like Big Shot, I know your fanbase would be pleased
See you, space cowboy. Back to pursuing love and peace

Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede - #8

Adam from Uberocity as Rocky Balboa
www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

Vladimyr P. as Daniel LuRusso
www.youtube.com/channel/UC1RdxEDNIuMIZk0VLjSdVrQ

Written by Creep Switch and Jason Carreon
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJqI4S81e6zRSyr2vVlY_kA

Thumbnail by Zagranis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ_i39lDeaZp3XJwuf8u7AA

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA

Beat by Audio Network

Rocky:
You jumped the gun kid, now you'll get jumped on this track
But there's no old man to save ya, so I'll play as your dad
Boxing is more an art to me than martial arts is to you
I went distance you only fought kids who screwed with you
So how was it that your remake became a blockbust
Now you can barely bare a fight, I’m gonna knock ya socks off
And I will never stop shop so if you wanna box box
I'll still hold it to ya, and you can say..."honk honk"

Daniel:
He wrote his watered down flick and now he's all cocky smart
I thought your ending was cheesy, but you had a rocky start
I didn't come here for a lecture with the way you slur words
Got knocked in the head so many times, based on flipping your birds
Pushed love as a win, and I get that you're a Stallion
But your wife is a horse! And you need titles to balance it
No wonder your nose never broke, you're a nosy foe with dopey flow
Just like your son getting accused of selling and holding dope

Rocky:
How's this jack-off gonna rap off when his master's a drunk whack job
Based on how you polished your bars you did Wax Off...Wax Off
I like throwing roasts at you, you're a turkey who likes to squawk
Buts what's that mean when you're the biggest sociopath on the block
You can't block this, Yo Daniel!, stay down or get rolled
No skeleton costume needed to say that you're boned
You need to fix your sham Daniel this is still a rap battle
I've seen better kicks from Damn Daniel
A celebrity boosted me, and we know ya ain't the same
When Smith and Justin played the bully and tarnished your name
When you flow in your shtick you make a fun shower stud
But you only learn through child labor so wash the blood off my gloves

Daniel:
Rambo ran out of his ammo, the shots you're taking are ass bro
Makes sense when you couldn't make cents from G.I. Joe, Hasbro!
You've underestimated me again, you ran but you can't touch me man
So train your jab, when became Mr.T's punching bag
You're slower than both your turtles, but hey, you must be glad
You had so much plot armour you could've kept playing dad
You're a creep-o, see, I'll put you on ice molester loner
He so acted like he owned her, sounding like a Sylvester Stoner
Breaking moral codes left and right, acting like a bogus guy
You lie and hurt yourself so much, you became your own Cobra Kai
You're slipping on Creeds ropes, I know you're hurting with these verses
Let me pick this jacket back up, unlike the people you first pitched

Hannibal Lecter vs Light Yagami. Battle Bytes #28

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