Amazing job! Love the matchup and the way it came out!!

This was good. the lines were really fitting for the characters used. Now you should do Honey Boo-Boo VS Cartman or Sheldon Cooper VS Fonzie

Video coming out May 26th.

AlaskanSam as Gundham Tanaka
SnakeBite126 as Ace Ventura
Kamren as Monokuma
Written by Trakked and Dani
Beat produced by Adamack
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Gundham:
I await in the very depths of hell for my rival
However, unlike your sequel, there shall be no revival.
You've the mind of a child and the body of a skeleton
You shall be another cowering at my deadly malevolence 
Human life does not concern me; yet your films certainly do
Because racism is one of your many abundant issues!
Even for a demon like myself, I cannot tolerate you
A failed SeaWorld attraction that no one could operate, too!?
Kehehe.. another beastspeaker; it seems your feats are weaker.
Toppled a tribe, yet still put in a deeper sleeper
I would curse you with a short life, yet that is too late
For you've already gone and erased your own fate

Ace:
Skunk-hair wants to squabble 'gainst the Ace of spitting swiftly?
You must be simply sickly if you think you're looking spiffy
You kinda tick me, so I'll just unleash the kitties
Then your deadly little devas would be deadly little mincemeat
(Fast rap)
You look in the garbage for your attire, I wear Hawaiian and I spit fire
No more nice guy, you make me tired, putting an end to the Ultimate Tryhard
(Normal Rap)
You're at least D tier, so you better not come crying
I'd say your name was cool buuuuut that'd be lying

Gundham:
You DARE insult my namesake?! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Though not even my malice can contest your endless sins
Dare to talk about style? Kehehe, I'll keep that noted,
Save it for the times you've been constantly transphobic! 
Your name may have come back, yet it still isn't the same
For you've eroded past your prime and now a Jr. claims your fame
I would savor the stew of death and add you as an ingredient,
Though I wouldn't want to share hell with you, sexual deviant. 

Ace:
Alrighty then, this skunk should get a brain surgeon
The Ultimate Breeder but still died as a virgin
Even with your shitty deathmatch, I'd expect some better flows, 
But just like your kill, you can't do jack shit on your own!
And no, you’re a creature of something, keep on braggin’
When you’re looking like you only lived off of Dungeons and Dragons
Rhymes more absent than your father, he shoulda laid off the booze, sir
He didn't see his son grow up a loo-hoo-hooser
See, I'm walking over you just like your execution
Making pentagrams won't save you from being an intrusion
When I'm finished porkin' Sonia, I'll steal this win in my car
Call me if you wanna die a third time; here's my card


Gundham Tanaka vs Ace Ventura - Danganronpa vs Anything

Walk as Byakuya Togami
Quizzique as Miles Edgeworth
Written by JK03 & RNG
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan & Jofinity
Mixed by Oofie
Cover Art by JK03
Beat by Dansonn
Flow Test by RNG

Byakuya Togami (0:22):
You think plankton like you can challenge the heir of the Togami name? 
You should know I always come out on top when playing games
I've been winning since I was a child, fighting for the Togami title
While you’re a grown man whose entire bloodline I could buy for 
A day's work, you look like you’re paid worse than Gumshoe
An appropriate amount for such idiotic scum who
Can’t even get a single name out of the witnesses he presses
So I will own this battle and make you bow in respect
As your formula has grown stale, so it's good you keep it bound
Since shaking things up is all it takes for you to break down
Pulling tricks for a conviction to keep your record perfect
Coupled with that gaudy outfit, you’re truly the entire circus!

Miles Edgeworth (0:55):
Calling me the circus? That’s quite rich coming from you
You tamper with crime scenes for fun, by covering up the truth
It’d only take some Logic to Connect the pieces to your demise
So allow me to take the stand to pick apart all your rhymes
Let’s see, you claim that my formula is becoming bland?
Then, please, why did you copy it like a parrot on the stand?
Face facts! You’re the real imposter copying my style.
Take that! I handled school debates better when I was a child!
But of course he doesn't see the blatant holes in his logic
There's no Naegi to “tell him” the facts, so this win? I’ve got it!
Must’ve satisfied Fukawa’s dreams whipping this child with ease
And I didn’t need Franziska to help fulfill that fantasy!

Byakuya Togami (1:28):
Shut up, I’ve had enough of righteous imbeciles like you
Wright’s worthier of your name, got the edge in court and hairdo
You used to strive to be like your father, a respected attorney 
Until Manfred came along and shot holes in him and your dreams
And isn't Karma ironic, after years of incriminating innocents
Your own mentor set you up for your own false imprisonment
Needed that hapless idiot to bail you out of your predicament
So insistent on admitting guilt, yet still acting dependent!
You think that worthless worm Fukawa’s something to have a go at
Know that it's at least better that old hag Oldbag
So get this scum out of my face and wrap up this trial
For again Edgeworth chooses death, I pray that it’s final

Miles Edgeworth (2:01):
You think you’re better? I object, your legs are the only way you reach my bar
I don’t need Kay to set the scene for how your boasts fall apart
Bringing up my father’s death? Please, you’re one to talk
When Junko made puddles of your bloodline to be outlined with chalk!
And you of all people can't talk about incriminating innocents
The only way you’re pulling strings is tying up Chihiro’s corpse and framing Jill with it
Kidnapped by kids? Pathetic as your attempts at rapping
I’m sure Hina’s the only time you’ve ever heard of “slapping!”
Empire fell leaving you friendless with no power, left despairing
Thinks that he’s perfect? Yet he still falls for red herrings?
Cause of death: reduced to fiction from V3’s twist coming short
And add “Destroyed on the mic,” to the updated autopsy report

Miles Edgeworth vs Byakuya Togami - Sky High Rap Battles (ft. Walk & Quizzique)

Originally uploaded: December 4, 2020

UBERocity as Squidward
Raichous as Bert
Written by Serena and Mason
Produced by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Squidward:
I've been welcomed to battle by a silly moaning bonehead
It takes a musical genius to crack this yellow conehead
It’s ironic that his show makes me feel braindead
I’d rather watch Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared instead!
You grew up in the street? Coulda fooled me
You only appeal to kids with ADHD
As annoying as he is, even Spongebob would agree
This is more of a waste of time than Journey to Ernie

Bert:
Oh wow, the brash cashier wants to say his two cents?
It makes sense, it’s time I beat this fishy nuisance
You call me annoying? Stop running your mouth
It’s not the first time you’d come second to a dude with a better brow
Going strong since the 60s, your series appals
Season 4 was your C4, no doubt Bikini took Atoll
2004 was your peak, after that, you sunk
After good ol’ Steven’s death, you’ll never leave this funk

Squidward:
2004 was my peak? Let’s look at the facts
For one, at least my network didn’t give me the axe
It makes a lot of sense that you stay in the basement
Hiding that you’re buddy buddy with the extremists
Your presence is unbearable, comedy’s inconsistent
That seems to be what happens when you don’t have your assistant
This may be a rap battle, but I don’t need to Dutchman’s curse
Leaving you flying away, make sure to Follow That Burn

Bert:
PBS cut us off, because they knew when to stop
Nickelodeon just doesn’t, that’s why their ratings flop
We’re buddy buddy with Al Qaeda? Come again man?
That was a rumour, you must be dumber than your fans!
I don’t need Ernie, I’m a one man concerto
Riddle me this, who would watch the Squidward show?
No one, that’s who, I guess it wouldn’t be a change
You appeal to children, I appeal to any age
After my verse, I’m positive you’ll be done
Your rapping is somehow worse than Sponge On The Run
You were reaching for disses, everyone could tell
Kids, this battle’s brought to you by the letter L

Squidward Vs Bert. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity and Raichous)

Me as everyone
Mixed and mastered by me
Instrumental by Epistra
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qj4Z87NO63IzS1FtscMXHACpO4Bd7owkKaflX1wH7gA/edit?usp=sharing

Ghostface vs Baldi. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Saul Goodman Vs. Daredevil

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Mancha as Ferris Bueller (Audio)
Zander Peers as Nagisa Shiota

Written by: 
Freshy Kanal, Vivian, Zander Peers & Adam

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Nagisa Shiota: 
Cancel all your appointments, Ferris, it’s time to take action
Rapping? I’m leaps and bounds ahead of what you’re tracking
Your whole day planned can’t pass my knife’s movements
I’ve taken on my teacher, I can stab a slacker student

Ferris Bueller: 
And that, audience, is how you don’t spit a verse
So why not take a day off rapping? You seem pretty overworked.
Being trapped with the burden of committing teacher slaughter
And also your mother wishing that she would of had a daughter. 
No matter how hard you study, at the end I rule the poll.
This middle school kid’s songs could barely top High School Musical
No self-esteem like Cameron, you’re better off if you go.
If I wanted to fight a weeb Hitman, I’d go and see Ayano.

Nagisa Shiota:
Try to impress me with that verse? I know what you’re like
Faking sick to skip school and faking sick on the mic 
You’re a whiny child, Ferris. Soft like Argyle, Ferris
You’re crashing in this fight like you were removing miles, Ferris
I’m above this sociopath who thinks he’s a big deal
Your monotonous lines bore me, now that’s a Ferris wheel. 
But here’s your next try, maybe don’t act so peaceful.
It wouldn’t be the first time you’re failing at sequels.

Ferris Bueller: 
If you’re here ‘cause of bloodlust, you can eat my car’s dust.
Fighting me’s like suicide, you’ll just fail and combust
I’m famous, my wit and sass makes me loved around the nation.
Pardon my french, but you’re the ass of assassination.

Nagisa Shiota: 
Dude, update your settings on what you offer to tell
Does it ring a bell? You're repeating yourself!

Ferris Bueller: 
Losing to an emoji doesn’t make you seem like a man
But figuring out what your gender is is the hardest exam.

Nagisa Shiota: 
You’re too clean for this battle, pulling lines with a ruler.
I’ll stay waiting for a good verse like:

Buller’s Teacher: 
Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?

Ferris Bueller:

The next moon on noon will be your ass I kicked, like I did with all the personnel.
So return to your assassin goons and tell em 3E took the L.



Hint for next battle:
Fruity Freakouts

Ferris Bueller vs. Nagisa Shiota - Rap Battle!

Dilly as Ralphie
Jughead as Kevin

Ralphie Parker
The Les Incompetont wannabe shouldn’t trifle
With the hero who has a Red Ryder action model rifle
Taking my aim, your traps will never save you for good
And I’ll protect your family better than you ever could!
You’re so unmemorable you were left behind when they travelled
Like your third movie, “believe it” you’re cancelled! 
The sheriff spits cold like a flagpole, you’re stuck!
But your twitter? Come on man, what the fudge?

Only I didn’t say fudge.

Kevin McCallister
*clears throat* This is my house, and I have to defend it!
You’ll have to wash your sheets...Wet Bandit!
Since there’s only one month that people watch your movie,
When it comes to rap- Kevin’s gonna kill Ralphie!
You’re spitting so fowl, those dogs might steal your verse too
What kind of Bad Santa would supply you with a bunny suit
My box office against yours? Now that’s just criminal
So decode this diss rap, you filthy animal

Ralphie Parker vs Kevin McCallister. Battle Bytes #21

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

guys who knew that the billy vs michael beat is the same bpm as sonic vs flash

Ralphie Parker vs Kevin McCallister. Battle Bytes #21

Battle Bytes | UBERocity

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