I tried playing in standard, and it was fun. I'm putting it in the alternate tuning set because it's alternate to me, at this point : ) Also, it starts with a drum solo.

Pineapple - (A Return to E-A-D-G-B-E)

Multi-instrumentalist and music explorer...er...back from a long expedition! Never get banished to an island full of clarinets and other people, presumably some are clarinetists plucked from rehearsals. Some jerk will want to make a clarinet flare exhibition for passing aircraft, SOS and the likes. Many people with wooden clarinets will have broken hearts. They will, instead, whistle. At which point...get off of the island!!! Hopefully your coordinates are already known by a large ship full of friends who like food similar to your favorite foods and are aware of all allergies. 
(Musically, I will have compensated for this typed intro by some point if you leave some on and forget all about them having been on, awhile later. Since you are probably already on Clarinet Island.  Some tracks are a direct antidote to Island Clarinet Carbons Sickness of the Upper Ankle.

Pineapple - (A Return to E-A-D-G-B-E)

Be a Waterwolf