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CHRIS COLLATERAL:
Born and bred on a cheese farm, just North of the Australian island of Mayiti, Chris found himself rocking out on a native didgeridoo at a young age. Connected up to a Marshall stack, he would throw down crazy fidgety glitch sub bass drops heard by locals for three km's around him. Working as a native tailor, Chris made the greatest quality leather G-strings in the Southern hemisphere, traditionally worn by Zulu warriors, johnny Clegg and  Bono himself.
STATS:
4 ft 2" short
9kg
Once scored a goal for Ipswich town and later became an ambassador for MAN Trucks.



DANNY REID:
Danny lived a more lavish lifestyle... Taking trips across the countryside on the back of peasants and inventing the soup bowl. Once a roadside hairdresser, Danny branched out into the retail sector, finally chairing several dog food companies before deciding to retire at the age of 17 and take up cat breeding.
Danny now plays home to over 490 different species of cats, his most notable feline being Cat Deeley, also the host on So You Think You Can Dance...
Danny also gives back to the community by offering low cost Chinese food throughout the Southern African hemisphere. 
STATS:
13ft 11" long
136 stone
Once described actor Daniel Radcliffe as quite an attractive young girl...

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