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THE G00SE - yor key is my hear

part 2 of love rap for r.v and she is suffering because of the goose

[THE GOOSE]
I love you, so—coz I love you...
(ARMY GUY: I'm gonna kiss you right now, coz...)
...and your name...
(ARMY GUY: Coz I...)
...and...my...
(ARMY GUY: And you know...)
[ARMY GUY]
In my room, I am always alone
In my room
And I wish you were in my room
Right here with me
Right now
In my room

[THE GOOSE]
No bro!
I'm...fuckin'...gonna kiss her first...
And you'll never catch me alive!
Haha!
My name is "The Goose," goose, goose
I... Am... A goose
No, I'm not!

[ARMY GUY & THE GOOSE]
Metronome off!
(THE GOOSE: I'm a human being, yeah!)
I love you more than him
(THE GOOSE: I love you more than him)
Can you tell me that I love you
(THE GOOSE: Shut up, Army Guy! My name is The Goose!)
But you can't, coz I have to say that
(THE GOOSE: Hello? Are you even listening to me?)
With my own voice
Right
My name is Army

[ARMY GUY]
Mwah!
Kiss!
Kiss kiss
Wow, this beat sounds awesome
Sorry, got off topic
...
Ow...
(THE GOOSE: Answer... Oh wait...)
BOTH: Hello?

[THE GOOSE]
Answer, compute, explain (explain!)
Explain your reasoning
Explain your thinking
And how you get your answer (yeah!)
Compute and check your answer
Show your work by drawing or (compute-pute, compute!)
Modelling your understanding (you understand me, right?)
My name...
Shut up
I already know my name (mwah, kisses)
You know my name
(I love you!)
You know our name (I love you)
(Hehe! Haha!)
Our name is
Re-Goose-a (Re-goose-a!)
I love you (I don't)
More than (I do! I'm just kidding!)
Him

[ARMY GUY]
He's lying!
(THE GOOSE: That was a joke)
I love (you) you
I get stage fright when I rap love
That's why I don't have a singing voice
Army
I am in your world
Your world is in my arms
Call this sweater boyfriend material
What's that? White paint?
Um, I ate (okay)

[THE GOOSE]
Yo, your raps suck!
I am not a duck!
I'm a goose
Woof, woof, not!
Honk, honk, yes
This is not embarrassing
Coz I'm the master at chains
And the master at ladies
And pulling (I'm killing myself!) ladies
Huh? What was that?
I didn't say that
That must've been you! (yeah, emo!)
Hey, my name is Goose
Just letting you know
Your name: Army Guy?
More like Farmer Guy!
(Help! What is this?)
I mean that wasn't me
I'm rapping, not joking
Not playing
Goose is not playing!

[ARMY GUY]
Okay, that's the end right now
End this right now {x2}
I'm gonna end you {x2}
Rap, Army
I'm in the army
I'm not in the army right now
Yet, coz I am high school
I mean I am in high school
Not high school
I love you
(Not you, Goose!)

THE G00SE - goose v noose v avenuesr (ft. Army Guy)

k

[THE GOOSE]
yeah this time i wrote lyrics
and bought a free beat
i didn't buy it, my meat
and uh it was free
(Lil Toucan: i write my own lyrics)
shut up, who gives a fuck
at least...

this time i can say my babe is here
i know i feel her presence near (Lil Toucan: yeah!)
i'm making out with her in my dreams (Lil Toucan: dreams!)
just like when i made her that cup of lean ay! (Lil Toucan: lean)
i would kiss but my tum turns to beans (Lil Toucan: oh)
all mushy and nervous she is a bee (Lil Toucan: bzzz)
because bees got very giant booties (Lil Toucan: boing)
i am the goose and i never playing
(Lil Toucan: ok, ok!)
Yeah, Re-Goose-a, what you got Lil Can

[LIL TOUCAN]
i make money by standing alone
i love boobs because i am a man
no, i'm not really gay
but for rebecca i am that way
i want to drink lean with the goose (The Goose: yeah!)
but he told me i should hang a noose (The Goose: what, no i didn't)
i can't shake my booty but i will watch you
and smack it so hard that it becomes blue
(The Goose: your mic is so ass, this was a big mistake)

[THE GOOSE]
re-goose-a is our name
i hold her hand and its not lame
i want to kiss her so much i will smash
other girls? no that's a pass
i want to hold her body in my hand
but my hand is probably not big enough
i am not a duck
because i am the goose

[LIL TOUCAN]
so you like to call me toucan
well i can be YOUR MAN
get it? it's one of those pickup lines
because you are looking way too fine
(The Goose: so you think you can pull my re-goose-a?)
yes because i can lean into her
(The Goose: no, she likes lean, not being leaned on)
oh well i can make her lean too
baby i think you are so fine
can i please call you mine
i hope you do not like the goose
because i think you got that yummy yum

[THE GOOSE]
bro thinks he's justin bieber
well i hope i make her say baby baby oh
she can never say no
because i will tell her to say yes
(Lil Toucan: you are an idiot that will never work)
yes it will because she is my cat
i mean she is not really a cat
because she dresses like a bat
and i'll hit johnny with a baseball bat
because johnny is mine
no i mean it's the other way around
it's re-goose-a, not john gosling

[LIL TOUCAN]
you are not spitting bars at all
you are like the army guy
i listen to your music all the time
and i always root for the other side
(The Goose: fuck you, rebecca is mine)
no she is not because i saw her
holding hands with another boy
(The Goose: no way you are not truthing)

[THE GOOSE]
nooooooooo
re-goose-a
re-goose-a
forever
re-goose-a
(Lil Toucan: no i saw rebector)

THE G00SE - toucan my man (ft. Lil Toucan)

MOHNSTER VS MAP PAPER (the rap battle...)

lol credits to house md and yume 2kki as i took some sounds

....hello dr house

IDKWYW-43

house n bass wink wink

this is from 2024 lmao forgot to post this one

beat credit: boom bap looper on bandlab
[MAP PAPER]
map, rap
fine, i'll start my own rap career
don't you hate ladies that hate you first
i don't know what is worse
i know army can relate with me
army, i know you got me fam

[ARMY GUY]
i don't because i love her too much
i know she was the one for me
she is such a baddie
too bad she ain't interested in me
(MAP PAPER: see?)

[MAP PAPER]
all girls are the same
(are the same)
why don't girls love me
(love me)
(ARMY GUY: i don't know)
i just want some love in me
(ARMY GUY: and i will make sure to put some love in her)

see, we're good at making songs
the goose and mohnster just ain't match our flow
[ARMY GUY]
yeah... i know... i just wanna release my white paint
all over her sweater that is mine
and i wrote a love song for her
maybe i should scream it so that she likes it
I LOVE YOU BABY MY BABY GIRL
SO CUTE AND HOT-
(MAP PAPER: ok maybe not...
maybe we just have to be ourselves
she'd love us if we were to be ourselves)
oh, yeah!

[MAP PAPER]
i'll watch her everywhere i go
even follow her home
she's dark, just like me
dark is how i like my girls but
i know my love is darker
i want to keep her in my basement
(ARMY GUY: ok, ok... slow down man...
maybe it's—uh—alright to not be ourselves!)
what's wrong-
(ARMY GUY: we have to make um... better impressions first...)
oh, uh, ok...

map paper - make it on our own (Ft. Army Guy)

At Least We HAVE a Soul | Track 3/9
Sandy's Bacon Egg And Cheese
Vocals: duckgod13 (ft. Drik)

Sandy's Bacon Egg And Cheese

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