This is so good ive replayed this so many time!!

Callum

Callum the esh dog, creating trends since '98, lawnbowls <3

Lyrics:
Callum plays lawn bowls 
He reaps a deadly toll 
On the women's genitalia, any holes a goal 
They've all got several moles 
Covering their faces 
wipe that smug look off of them, drive them down the centre, such placement 
He hit the jack, did you see that? 
He just started the game, and he's giving them grannies whiplash don't discriminate though, 
The older men get a go 
put some curl on their balls, have them screaming for their elderly hoes, ya know what? 
I like what I see, 
Don't use that arm too much you'll be needing it for me squiddles, 
You can have a fiddle with my diddly-dee 
If you promise you won't transfer any disease 
You're a strawberry blonde soldier, 
Your triceps are weapon, hell they’re the size of a boulder 
Even when I'll try hold ya 
Two arms can't fit around your chest, it's the cross fit I told ya 
Don't tense now I'm scared man,
your biceps are bigger than Robert van damme's man 
And if your manhood’s the size of the your bowling hand man
I’m feeling sorry for the nan's you verse each weekend

Squid slays and he plays lawn bowls 
He's got a young face but an old soul 
He'll win each game in a row 
Callum Murray's the king, and he crossfit's yo

Callum I can't fathom all these ladies you be having, 
with these lawn bowls shenanigans, be getting on one knee again, 
driving that oval ball, down that fresh cut green, 
Polishing those bowling balls until you see them gleam, 
Damn flabbit, 2 more points you woulda had it,
lost to old Greg even though he popped his back out 
This is a shout out - to my boy Callum Murray 
Like the seafood, he's new to this hip hop - it's flourishing, 
cussing - it's unnecessary, 
no need to write about weed on my black berry, 
cos pussy pussy marijuana you wanna, 
There's no need when you're squid - in lawn bowls, you're a gonna
You'll wanna get down on one knee
so you can practice with the stroke that you do so gently
ladies will know what I mean by do so gently
cos  evidently, you’re not me,  I’d rather hockey over this  game, 
I’m kidding squid don’t maim my body,
cos hockey has padding, and you’re a little too cocky for that, 
you've got no protective gear, you twat, 
that ball could clip your ankle and leave you begging for another sport,  
How about this, instead of a uniform you wear armour, 
you’re talent’s eating away at me like Jeffrey Darma
Oh well I guess it’s just my karma kicking in, 
those muscles of yours man they should be shunned as a sin 

Squid slays and he plays lawn bowls 
He's got a young face but an old soul 
He'll win each game in a row 
Callum Murray's the king, and he crossfit's yo

Callum my little buddy
You’re winning tournaments when people were asking would he?
How much was that prize money did you say? oh goodie
You’re a freckled devil, high on life, but I guess you should be
Cos with that muscle definition, you manage to decimate the competition and while I’m,
stuck inside a locked room, 
you’re making other wish they were like you,  
you could write your life story in the form of a haiku and it’d keep my interest, 
I’ll further my own dreaming’s, whether it’s rapping  or the songs with deeper meanings
greetings, from the land of the genius
if this ain’t sick I don’t what is  
something nearly as sick would be the size of your winning streak
Mislead indeed, you’re all making assumptions, 
but the things I say you can’t predict, yeah I’m a narcissist
I hope this song will cause you all to spasm, yeah 
dedication to Callum 

Squid slays and he plays lawn bowls 
He's got a young face but an old soul 
He'll win each game in a row 
Callum Murray's the king, and he crossfit's yo x2



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Different sound to a lot of our other stuff, lots of time signatures and all that good stuff, recorded it in one take seriously, one mic one take, thanks for listening if you did, if you didn't that's fair enough x

|| LYRICS ||
Boy what ya gonna do?
They're coming for you.
Painted black in residue from
Cigar smoke and coffee yeah.

Smelling like a bad perfume;
Follows you into the room.
Bring yourself and family too for a 
Sad joke and morphein

Oh how I want you,
Sweet Serendipity.

Oh god in the sky,
Tell a tale of turning tides,
Tell me how the sea will rise with the
Breaking of morning.

Tell me that the men ain't there,
That they didn't curse the air,
I won't leave a single breath to spare;
A tired man yawning

Oh how I want you,
Sweet Serendipity.

Boy what ya gonna do?
They're coming for you.
Painted black in residue from
Cigar smoke and coffee yeah.

Smelling like a bad perfume;
Follows you into the room.
Bring yourself and family too for a 
Sad joke and morphein

Oh how I want you,
Sweet Serendipity-
Oh how I want you,
Sweet Serendipity-
Oh how I want you,
Sweet Serendipity! 









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Wordplay Rascal

this is a song i wrote for my haters

here are the lyrics so u can rap along:

[intro]
now imma start by sayin that i'm not an average guy
i can be 'mean sum times' but all math jokes aside
what i mean when i say that i'm not an average guy
is that i'm just below average height

[verse 1]
i'm only five foot two, you can slam dunk?
well homie i could too, if i had nike shoes
and a spine like u, but that's unlikely due
to the fact my back has had her final spinal bloom
tru for each of my arms
how can i shoot for the hoop when i can't reach for the stars?
my forelimbs could fall off and i would casually gasp
'how can i shoot with my glock if i'm not actually armed!?'
and guess what? (what?) even my legs are short
even the piece of clothing i wear on my legs are shorts
i don't own a thing that isn't short in length at all
except for my friends, cos all my friends are tall
but despite my height plight, i'm a genuine g
i'm the realest alphabetical letter u'll ever c
yea even the letter b could never b better than me
f u wanna b n mc, send a letter to me

[hook x 2]
yo i'm just a little guy with lil eyes and big dreams
just a little guy, a little smile and big teeth
just a little dude with little shoes little feet
and lotsa little fans who wanna dance to his beat

[verse 2]
i remember when i was ten, oh no wait i was nine
oh wait it doesn't matter, i've been tiny all my life
oh i still have to climb inside the supermarket aisle
to reach the highest shelf, i'm on another level, twenty five
twenty six twenty seven, but ever since twenty eleven
my level's been levitating increasingly every second
ascent is never endin, that's the message that i'm sendin
i'm so fly my haters need to invest in insect repellent
they can't stand that i'm a miracle
my lyrics are really cool and ill and original
and every single syllable is sick to the pinnacle
but i still can't stand in the middle of a swimming pool
cos i'd probably die
and drowning's an activity that nobody likes
not even i, alright, i think i'm done for the night
but bring the beat back one last time

[hook x 3]

thx 4 listening :)

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