Monkey Bird Said Banana Isn't Open

ICP x Mean Teeth "DeadBody Man/ Bring It"" (mashup)

BEAT BY B-REX

load the clip, a finger on the trigger
not on the hip, against my head (go figure)
the clip falls out and my head gets bigger
invincible i'm feelin but shine gets dimmer
i act so holy, but deep down i'm a sinner
got enough money but i keep stealin my dinners
i'm in pretty good shape, but my whore, yeah she's thinner
she spends all of her money on that china white sniffer
i'd tell her to stop, but i'm also her flipper
break it down, cut it up like i was jack the ripper
if she tries to run away, best believe that i'll git'er
yeah, i'll git'er git'er done, that's a promise i'll deliver
git'er done, git'er done, 4 3 2 1
the clip is back in, i'm at your door with the gun
went to a gun deal and bought one just for fun
now gimme all your shit these bullets can't be outrun
-
when i'm alone, laying in bed
trapped in my head, i know i'm stuck again
same cycle of shit, it never seems to end
i turn to my gun, my gun's my best friend
-
my positive outlook went out like a crook
and all the positive lines were torn out of the book
slid across the world back n forth like a rook
drugs weren't my thing, but pussy? i was hooked
bad situation after bad situation
just so i wouldn't be alone, common sense on vacation
crime addicts, jail birds, junkies, mental patients
couldn't find the remote, so i couldn't change stations
i didn't do crime to survive or even get by
i rolled with drug dealers, but it wasn't my vibe
feeling lost, feelin different, feelin like i live i lie
flirted with suicide, but did i really want to die?
i turned that anger outwards and took it out on others
just to come home to my IRC sisters and brothers
got a smile on my face, but the pain can't be covered
like a never-ending flame that will never be smothered
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when i'm alone, laying in bed
trapped in my head, i know i'm stuck again
same cycle of shit, it never seems to end
i turn to my gun, my gun's my best friend

GUN DEAL

## late submission to the LRH contest... an ode to one of EFNet's Top Chatters - BLACK_MAN
## beat by @beefcarver (soundcloud)

*LYRICS*
Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin 
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 1-
And while we all sittin here full time chattin 
BLACK_MAN part time, full time crypto stackin 
Could he be an alt? Our minds been racked with 
Thoughts like "is BLACK_MAN even black, man?"
The worth of 4 rims on BLACK_MAN's car 
Is worth more than 1 year of LRH's patreons 
Plus all of the change in Dwaine's glass jar 
And JRRA's wallet, BLACK_MAN goes hard
Everyone one of his houses has a 50 metre pool 
3000+ women have played with his jewels 
BLACK_MAN too sleek, BLACK_MAN too cool 
BLACK_MAN got 5 degrees without finishing school 
So who are we to judge BLACK_MAN?
Best be careful or he might put you on blast, man 
Dox on dox like stacks on stacks, man 
Got more info than the fuckin tax man 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 2-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Silence all around except for his biggest fans 
Single handedly dismantled the KU KLUX KLAN 
Impregnated their wives, now their kids are BLACK_MAN's.
BLACK_MAN knows ALL and expels the myths 
Educates us on how to pleasure women and shit
He says don't even bother searching for the clit 
The female orgasm simply DOES NOT EXIST.
Takes down common enemies like TOM PASK 
What happened to the others? Best to not ask.
BLACK_MAN doesn't hire cause he kills on his own 
Did I mention that he owns 5 vacation homes?
Sometimes I wish he wouldn't pick on Dwaine 
But then I remember, yeah, Dwaine is insane 
So I watch BLACK_MAN tear down the facade 
So... If BLACK_MAN defeats Dwaine... Does that mean BLACK_MAN is GOD?! 

Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 
IQ 230, the highest ever recorded 
We should be paying BLACK_MAN but we could never afford it

BLACK_MAN

Reptilian Shapeshifter

Testing out my modular drum synth w/ the Elektron Analog Four MKII (only)

x0d-Deprivated.Dreamscape

Shoutouts to all the chatters.
Shoutouts to xartet for laying it down on the circuit.
Shoutouts to b-rex for hacking my shit up, fam
This is LRH Animal Type Rap Beat #1

Here's the down dirty on some funky animal chatters
They hang out in a channel run by a dungeon master
Don't come with hate - you might wake a raptor 
When packets hit your system you'll be timed out after

Are you flying high like a fruit bat?
Chill pussy like a cat or snitchin like a rat?
Apex predators adding subnets to theit hitlist
Feds in the chat? Strictly funny, no business

IRC - its a fucking zoo
Humans chatting lines like monkeys flinging poo
Put ya hands on the keyboard, you know what to do
I wonder what kind of animal is inside of you?

IR motherfucking C
Get stung by a jellyfish? Bust out your pee
Claw out your eyes so that you cannot even see how
Chatting online has animalized me

Networks like anemones 
All species come together for some ASCII
CANFLOOD DDOS so they talk shit really nasty
My beats are zero days so you know I come out blasting

[ quiet part before 2nd chorus ]
darkmage crab gang do not get him started 
big bear b-rex freaking with the xartet 
don't tread on us our venom makes you tarded
haters so mad all yall bitches emo parted

IRC - its a fucking zoo
Humans chatting lines like monkeys flinging poo
Put ya hands on the keyboard, you know what to do
I wonder what kind of animal is inside of you?

IR motherfucking C
Get stung by a jellyfish? Bust out your pee
Claw out your eyes so that you cannot even see how
Chatting online has animalized me

Animalize Me (darkmage x b-rex x xartet)

Shaquille Oatmeal

**BEAT & PRODUCTION BY B-REX**

Lyrics:
in 1995 I met a kid named zero cool
hollywood sold me a story of his hacking, I was fooled
big arcades and roller blades, cool nicknames, and cyber babes
saw Angelina Jolie's nipple slip out and I drooled
now, who wouldn't want that life? shit - I could change my grades!
alter all them C's and D's to perfectly straight A's
it was all laptops and crop tops and mad props but no stops
so then hacking on the Gibson I thought was the only way
i started asking jeeves - where do I start, what's the story?
my bowl cut wasn't cutting it and I wanted all that glory
to get some chicks to touch or lick or let me stick my little dick
anywhere they'd let me, had no standards, I was horny
jeeves led me to warez, and from warez to IRC
emulators, roms, porn and cons, yeah you know what I mean
my sickest hack from that way back was not in fact an attack
YEAH BITCH I changed the background of my windows loading screen - WHAT!

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
I CHANGED THE BACKGROUND OF MY WINDOWS LOADING SCREEN
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON ME

fast forward now to 27 years later - SHOUTOUTS vap0r
from bowl cuts to long hair to cult cuts - HELLO HATERS!
haven't hacked a thing, but i'm cookin songs with b-rex like it was crack
from BLACK_MAN to GUN DEAL but we still screamin... SHOUTOUTS TO PHRACK
i remember when EFNet reached 100,000 chatters
it was likely mostly bots and alts, but shit, that doesn't matter!
from mirc to hex to irssi on a vps, rdns
from disconnect to connection, znc to screen, but i digress
and now i tmux a to irssi, chatters beggin' "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
secret chats, receivin packets, since my early teens to my late 30s
i'm flyin off the handle, big mouse pad, ascii vandal
got the heads of all my enemies from past beefs on my mantle
i ain't poppin any shells, i ain't cnc'in packets
those are weapons of my fellow peers cause i stay strictly chattin
who says you need those hackin skills to pay off any bills?
deception is a weapon - i heard social engineering kills.

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE WASN'T CHATTING ON IRC
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, LIKE ACID BURN HE SITS DOWN TO PEE

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE AIN'T GOT B-REX CHEFFIN UP THEM BEATS
NONE OF YA'LL GOT SHIT ON ME, PENIS PUMP, YOU CAN SUCK MY D

Monkey Bird Said Banana Isn't Open

DJ BEEFHART

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