Spit This with HGC beat by PURPLING

BEAT BY B-REX

load the clip, a finger on the trigger
not on the hip, against my head (go figure)
the clip falls out and my head gets bigger
invincible i'm feelin but shine gets dimmer
i act so holy, but deep down i'm a sinner
got enough money but i keep stealin my dinners
i'm in pretty good shape, but my whore, yeah she's thinner
she spends all of her money on that china white sniffer
i'd tell her to stop, but i'm also her flipper
break it down, cut it up like i was jack the ripper
if she tries to run away, best believe that i'll git'er
yeah, i'll git'er git'er done, that's a promise i'll deliver
git'er done, git'er done, 4 3 2 1
the clip is back in, i'm at your door with the gun
went to a gun deal and bought one just for fun
now gimme all your shit these bullets can't be outrun
-
when i'm alone, laying in bed
trapped in my head, i know i'm stuck again
same cycle of shit, it never seems to end
i turn to my gun, my gun's my best friend
-
my positive outlook went out like a crook
and all the positive lines were torn out of the book
slid across the world back n forth like a rook
drugs weren't my thing, but pussy? i was hooked
bad situation after bad situation
just so i wouldn't be alone, common sense on vacation
crime addicts, jail birds, junkies, mental patients
couldn't find the remote, so i couldn't change stations
i didn't do crime to survive or even get by
i rolled with drug dealers, but it wasn't my vibe
feeling lost, feelin different, feelin like i live i lie
flirted with suicide, but did i really want to die?
i turned that anger outwards and took it out on others
just to come home to my IRC sisters and brothers
got a smile on my face, but the pain can't be covered
like a never-ending flame that will never be smothered
-
when i'm alone, laying in bed
trapped in my head, i know i'm stuck again
same cycle of shit, it never seems to end
i turn to my gun, my gun's my best friend

GUN DEAL

## late submission to the LRH contest... an ode to one of EFNet's Top Chatters - BLACK_MAN
## beat by @beefcarver (soundcloud)

*LYRICS*
Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin 
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 1-
And while we all sittin here full time chattin 
BLACK_MAN part time, full time crypto stackin 
Could he be an alt? Our minds been racked with 
Thoughts like "is BLACK_MAN even black, man?"
The worth of 4 rims on BLACK_MAN's car 
Is worth more than 1 year of LRH's patreons 
Plus all of the change in Dwaine's glass jar 
And JRRA's wallet, BLACK_MAN goes hard
Everyone one of his houses has a 50 metre pool 
3000+ women have played with his jewels 
BLACK_MAN too sleek, BLACK_MAN too cool 
BLACK_MAN got 5 degrees without finishing school 
So who are we to judge BLACK_MAN?
Best be careful or he might put you on blast, man 
Dox on dox like stacks on stacks, man 
Got more info than the fuckin tax man 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 2-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Silence all around except for his biggest fans 
Single handedly dismantled the KU KLUX KLAN 
Impregnated their wives, now their kids are BLACK_MAN's.
BLACK_MAN knows ALL and expels the myths 
Educates us on how to pleasure women and shit
He says don't even bother searching for the clit 
The female orgasm simply DOES NOT EXIST.
Takes down common enemies like TOM PASK 
What happened to the others? Best to not ask.
BLACK_MAN doesn't hire cause he kills on his own 
Did I mention that he owns 5 vacation homes?
Sometimes I wish he wouldn't pick on Dwaine 
But then I remember, yeah, Dwaine is insane 
So I watch BLACK_MAN tear down the facade 
So... If BLACK_MAN defeats Dwaine... Does that mean BLACK_MAN is GOD?! 

Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 
IQ 230, the highest ever recorded 
We should be paying BLACK_MAN but we could never afford it

BLACK_MAN

**BEAT & PRODUCTION BY B-REX**

Lyrics:
in 1995 I met a kid named zero cool
hollywood sold me a story of his hacking, I was fooled
big arcades and roller blades, cool nicknames, and cyber babes
saw Angelina Jolie's nipple slip out and I drooled
now, who wouldn't want that life? shit - I could change my grades!
alter all them C's and D's to perfectly straight A's
it was all laptops and crop tops and mad props but no stops
so then hacking on the Gibson I thought was the only way
i started asking jeeves - where do I start, what's the story?
my bowl cut wasn't cutting it and I wanted all that glory
to get some chicks to touch or lick or let me stick my little dick
anywhere they'd let me, had no standards, I was horny
jeeves led me to warez, and from warez to IRC
emulators, roms, porn and cons, yeah you know what I mean
my sickest hack from that way back was not in fact an attack
YEAH BITCH I changed the background of my windows loading screen - WHAT!

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
I CHANGED THE BACKGROUND OF MY WINDOWS LOADING SCREEN
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON ME

fast forward now to 27 years later - SHOUTOUTS vap0r
from bowl cuts to long hair to cult cuts - HELLO HATERS!
haven't hacked a thing, but i'm cookin songs with b-rex like it was crack
from BLACK_MAN to GUN DEAL but we still screamin... SHOUTOUTS TO PHRACK
i remember when EFNet reached 100,000 chatters
it was likely mostly bots and alts, but shit, that doesn't matter!
from mirc to hex to irssi on a vps, rdns
from disconnect to connection, znc to screen, but i digress
and now i tmux a to irssi, chatters beggin' "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
secret chats, receivin packets, since my early teens to my late 30s
i'm flyin off the handle, big mouse pad, ascii vandal
got the heads of all my enemies from past beefs on my mantle
i ain't poppin any shells, i ain't cnc'in packets
those are weapons of my fellow peers cause i stay strictly chattin
who says you need those hackin skills to pay off any bills?
deception is a weapon - i heard social engineering kills.

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE WASN'T CHATTING ON IRC
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, LIKE ACID BURN HE SITS DOWN TO PEE

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE AIN'T GOT B-REX CHEFFIN UP THEM BEATS
NONE OF YA'LL GOT SHIT ON ME, PENIS PUMP, YOU CAN SUCK MY D

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

I remember the sound of the hard drive spinnin 
2am, 56k, i was grinnin' 
Takes me way back to how it was in the beginning 
Windows 95 loading for 20 minutes 
Thick keys that push back, man i love that feelin 
A modem that could sing when it connects, it was thrillin 
What a time to be aliiiiiivveeee... on the Internet chillin

YouTube Ripped at 320 kilobits 
He wanted three for the beat but i ain't paying shit 
I got a dick he can suck, and an ass he can lick 
95 windows smashed with bricks, i plead the fifth
When the beat drops, the nostalgia hits 
I've spent most my life chatting, that I'll happily admit 
But i need more time to be a degenerate
IRL has taken over, ain't that some bullshit
Now, I'm chanting Hare Krishna, holy man on the set 
Drug and alcohol free, but i still love the Internet 
No more noise from the modem, but i know that it connects 
Wired to wireless, kila to gigabits 
While IRC has changed, well, it's kinda stayed the same 
Opers still wanting fame, jupers still takin names
Ddos still denying, packets still flyin,
And everyone still calling each other gay

I remember the sound of the hard drive spinnin 
2am, 56k, i was grinnin' 
Takes me way back to how it was in the beginning 
Windows 95 loading for 20 minutes 
Thick keys that push back, man i love that feelin 
A modem that could sing when it connects, it was thrillin 
What a time to be aliiiiiivveeee... on the Internet chillin

Shoutouts to secret chans on them secret networks 
Shoutouts to #infrared, we always do the best work,
Shoutouts to opers who are easily asshurt 
And Shoutouts to chat girls for giving us that wetwork
Tryin to meet with sayjay so i can get that neck work 
And meet with milkness so i can see that chest work 
And meet with BLACK_MAN to increase my net worth 
And cop a PENIS PUMP to increase my net girth

I remember the sound of the hard drive spinnin 
2am, 56k, i was grinnin' 
Takes me way back to how it was in the beginning 
Windows 95 loading for 20 minutes 
Thick keys that push back, man i love that feelin 
A modem that could sing when it connects, it was thrillin 
What a time to be aliiiiiivveeee... on the Internet chillin

gary95

YTCracker tracks pulled from ytcracker.com/hismusicdirectory

I don't own this, only bump to it. --peace peace

Ytcracker - Legacy

Ytcracker - Underground Sewer (chrono Nurga Vol 1.)

Internet Diss

For those who like their tunes FAST.
Original banger -> https://soundcloud.com/queed-inc/5g-ft-ytcracker
Greetz @queed-inc @ytcracker

yung innanet ft ytcracker - 5G (FAST)

Ytcracker - Hacker Music (Max James Remix)

**BEAT BY BEN MAKER**

crack open laptop, crackhead at the crack spot
addicted to the chatting, walked away, but i can't stop
turn it round like a door knob, eat it up like a fat slob
like me on IRC when that new vap0r track dropped
click clackin the keyboard, cut you down like a long sword
this nick say she a chick, n she thick, but i'm not sure
still chat cause i'm that bored, sends me pics, but i'm not lured,
no one in IRL but IRC i'm a chat lord
wireless. mouse. clickin.
my girl. keeps. bitchin.
but i'm. on a. mission.
i'll push. her. shit in.
dual screen, yahmean, who need anything more
2 displays enough for me but some chatters need 4
1 CRT monitor is all Dwaine can afford
however many you got, none better display discord
it's internet relay chat or i'll bust your head
discord rappers tried their luck but they ended up dead
i chewed em up and spit them out, mouth covered in red
i was gonna let em off, but pumpbull ate em instead
foreskin vladimir heard i was comin n fled
darkmage lost a contest, but he won in his head
dickears blogs it up whenever he's off of his meds
infox's exercise is when he sits up in bed
p-penis pump, PENIS PUMP, find a tree, take a dump
i met up with rain once, now my penis got bumps
sike, nah, i'm jus playin, yeah i'm jus actin dumb
like when slimer cast seven votes for president trump
i saw a pic of anji's mom and WHOAH she got a rump
dabguy ain't got a head, just a neck with some lumps
vae ain't got workin legs, jus got two lifeless stumps
but who the fuck am i to judge, i'm here online with you bums

ain't no on better than me (how conceited)
but shit, i ain't better than you either (how humble) 
shall we continue?

it's been 23 years since i found my way here
people in life came and went, but IRC always near
sometimes we time out or connection reset by peer
sometimes the weak ones will /quit from the fear
dox droppin, box poppin, modem clogged but not stoppin
seen em all say forever, but years later flip floppin
pic croppin, stream choppin, disability mockin
anything goes here, but if you pedo, we locked in
target acquired while a plan is conspired
call your mom, call your wife, call your job, now you're fired
check out kongfuzisays.com - i'm inspired
tr0n's life put on blast, now his  life is expired

it's not real life... but it can touch real life
what a unique and beautiful thing.

shout outs to vap0r (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to jewbird.
shout outs to hgc, xartet, spoke, big null, yung innanet (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to pcap man... you can take a piss or you can take a crap.
shout outs to jordan_o - is your room clean bro? (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to octopus if he actuallys raps (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to ALL the IRC rappers... P-P-P-PENIS PUMP!!

GUN DEAL

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