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LYROCS:
Every human wanna be a SUPER SOUL
Get a lotta MERCY eat SPAGHETTI BOWL
Every human wanna be a SUPER SOUL
Get a lotta MERCY reach my GOAL POLE

Wonderful!

Pyrus

Green Hill Zone Act 0

garn47 gets hit by a car

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1229490/ULTRAKILL/ PLAY ULTRAKILL NOW

v1 from ultrakill eats a big donut then gets obliterated by a nuclear bomb

complete shitpost but i put too much effort into it to not post it 


Album cover Credits 
Put together by me 

Mario drawing by WeegeeStareAtYou on deviantart
Background by HappyRussia on deviantart

I didnt ask for permission lol so if you're either of these people and want it removed dm me 

Gangsta Mario

A Day in the Life of Beegsoder

Baldi's debut hit single: Two



(note: this song in particular contains extremely vulgar and horrible takes the artists do not actually support)

lyrics:

yo it’s baldi in this bitch, ruler slap, chalk dust
they said two was controversial, but I dont really give a fuck
whiteboard say solve for X, but I’m tryna solve for neck
she got a fat ass, almost fat as my check


fucked a bad bitch in the gym, on the mats
tied her wrists to the bleachers, hit it from the back
she moaning equations, two plus two is four
I nut on her face, say bitch what's the score



basement under the school, with the soundproof walls
epstein used to kick it here, we traded hoes {in the halls}*
she screamin Mr. Baldi harder! like quiet, we doin’ long division
nine inches deep, in my class, make her see the vision

*(replace in the halls with the "no running in the halls" vox)


detention slip say “bad” make her read it aloud
bend her over the desk, skirt up, no sound
ruler tappin the clit like I’m keepin the tempo
hunnid problems on the board, but you aint one of them hoe

I teach math bitch, I’m Baldi with the ruler 
Smack a hoe ass if she fail the quiz, no tutor
Principal walk in, he missed a lotta lore cuh
He say baldi, what the fuck? I say Common Core, bruh


playtime? *long pause* nah it’s play wit mine
stay strapped with my ruler, and my glocks and my 9s
she scream you got it wrong! I say Shut up, do me
got that dope ass ruler, leave welts on her coochie!



my mommy beats me

math freestyle

This is one if my top favorite sonic fan games and i love the way they did  classic sonic in the game. They pretty much combined Sonic 1, 2, and CD all together. Sorry if i gave u the trouble of deleting the old and putting another one. But its because so i can upload more tracks since i reached the limit and since they added the repeat button i don't need to upload really long tracks.

Sonic Utopia - Panic In Paradise Green Hill Zone

proud christian, doom and hellaverse fan, 18, he/him

v1 from ultrakill eats a big donut then gets obliterated by a nuclear bomb

beegsoder