Prowess

Day three hundred twenty
seven of this quarantine.
Dying for some serotonin,
starving for some dopamine, cause
I can not bake any
bread anymore and I've
binged everything from Tiger
King to Mandalor(ian)

Even Marie Kond couldnt
spark joy: flint's broken in this
dark void, like Michigian. Hopes
dried up, out of stock, boy.
Days and weeks, nights and
numbers blur and melt together.
Calendars by Salvador, oh
dolly I've been trapped forever.
What kind of Twilight Zone
episode are we in for?
Extroverted like stormtroopers:
sick of all this Endor
Walls are closing in.
Casket for a room, drastic
voices with a boom, yelling
BRING BACK SAILOR DOOM
Maybe I should dust a mic off.
Mind over matter, psi ops.
Eye on the prize, Cyclops.
No time to waste, Bifrost.

Caffeine's my number one food source.
That means, I don't got room for
discourse, discords, all of nerdcore,
NO MORE. SAILOR DOOM'S BORED.
Twill, set the pace! Imma
run the track while she melts your face.
Yeah we're finally back, time to learn your place:
six feet down under piles of waste.

You took advantage of our apathy. When
you aimed for the moon, shot the rafters B.
In the name of the Doom, that's a travesty. So
PLEASE DO BETTER WHEN YOU RAP AT ME.

I took a shower.
The water's warm.
Smell so much better,
this ain't even our final form.

I did the laundry.
My clothes were worn.
No more pajamas:
this ain't even our final form.

I played your tracks.
My heart was torn.
Hope there's something better soon:
this ain't even our final form.

Jiren up on the mountain top,
hearin nothing worth our descent.
Bernie Sanders when you swing on us,
cause we're barely fighting at 1%.

Thank you all so much for trying,
what it is that we're implying
is there's nothing thought-provoking
in a track where you're just stroking
your own ego like a pussy-
cat or dictator who's losing
all his friends in house and senate:
just like him you'll never win it.

Worthless: waste my time no more,
raps from the dollar store.
Cheaply made, breaks in hand,
past your prime, all offbrand of the

real deal. Imposter syndrome's them
real feels, cut you deeper than
real steel, forged in the hands of
Hattori Hanzo while we Kill Bill.

Look, this ain't your Mama's fridge:
we don't have to hang your art up.
You are Doomed to fail, like
90% of the world's start-ups.

One thing's a sure bet:
comin round here is to court death.
Snap my fingers and you're short breath.
Never should've swam out of your depth!

Little fishes playin
with the sharks: you look delicious.
VPC's gonna eat you alive and
I'll be there to do the dishes.

Call me condescending,
spending time recommending
ending fore it even starts while
Twill Distilled tears you apart!

Twilly finna be real braggadocious
Y’all chucklehead’s rap skills real atrocious
Our flow is ill and our track is sick
Ketoacidosis cause I’m diabetic
It’s a remix kinda year, we’re flipping the script
Johnny gonna rap and I’m gonna produce it
KKMDS gonna win, call me psychic
But we’ll end up in second place so suck our dicks
inappropriate plug right here for my webcomic
In between the rounds you bitches better read it
Im a shitty engineer who lemme do this
LadyJ i’mma need you to fix my mix
Shit I’m sorry to get off topic
Gotta question to ask y’all real quick
"WHO ELSE SAMPLE CLASSICAL MUSIC LIKE THIS?"
SHUT UP!
Speed rappin, base thumpin, a dash of comedy
Sailor Doom always gonna be legendary
No one can touch our chip-pop sound
Cause y’all dabble in clipping and sounding too loud 

Covid got us bored in the house to tears
Sailor Doom is here so never fear
Cause you know every round will be entertaining
Even if y’all lose so stop complaining

Oh and did I, mention that Hack and I
Can both sing really well?

VPC 7 Round 0

Sailor Doom [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled] - Rapsody in B Better

SUPSZE041: Haelix - Comma
Release Date: July 9th 2021
http://smartlinks.cygnusmusic.net/l/5056412764004/60cd930ec9b8074bbe658790

Our second release of 2021 and a brand new artist that’s supplied it, we introduce you to ‘Haelix’.

Taking us back to the 2014/15 era of House music - bringing back those same emotions as Chris Lorenzo, Chris Gresswell & co’s old Jackin’ House tracks bought us all those years ago; it’s another sound that we couldn’t be prouder of releasing under our SUPSZE releases series.

Picking up support from more of our favourite DJs and producers, it’s refreshing to see our tracks impressing some of our most treasured artists around the world.

“The idea of ‘Comma’ was to create a dance track that not only had a solid drum groove and bassline, but that also had both melodic depth and emotion interwoven throughout.

At the time I was a few months into quarantine and had discovered Hans Glader and MPH. I was devouring their music like crazy, finding real inspiration in their ability to weave complex, jazzy melodies into house/garage beats. ‘Comma’ saught to capture exactly that, whilst including a sense of nostalgia that I was riding on at the time. 

A large majority of the synth sounds on this track are taken from an old electric piano I’d grew up with, something I recently discovered my parents still had. It’s a very special track to me, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it :) ” - Haelix

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Comma

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Haelix - Comma

Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
Character: Jet Black

They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
Aye
This is my race
Aye
You will always be behind me


Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
No no
Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
Don’t do it

That’s a throwback for ya
Forget what I can do and it could go bad for ya
Been in the trenches building a rep
You know why they call me black dog
Not because I’m savage with the ladies. 
I won’t cap nah
But if you got baggage that you hate and
Need it tracked down
I got the squad to do it. It’s gravy
Put the cash down
Aye

Y’all hypin lil bro cuz he reckless
Okay
But we both borderline obsessive
Yeah
Look at me, I’m constantly progressing
He’s stuck in his past
And it’s sad


That’s why I’m the leader
I stay in my bag
I'm not the one. You gotta pay for the task
I’m Emeril Lagasse
If you in my posse
If you think I use too much flavor just ask

I stay on my Ragu I’m saucing
They know that it’s costly
To blip on my radar I’m fast
To turn a bounty into a pile of cash
Can’t trust many people
Cuz friendship is evil 
like Udai. Betrayal, it seems like a Fad
Being naive costs and arm and leg
If you’re lucky you might add some shine from the trash
You’ll catch the blues trying to hide when we track
And it goes like


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
This is my race
aye
You will always be behind me



If you’re on my bad side I’m a shark
Always been paper first even for pleasure
Want full pockets like I hit Spiders from Mars
Sometimes your circle is brilliant
But take too many risks hold order in high disregard

Constantly feel like I’m babysitting
Look I’m mean with the steel but I’ll slay the kitchen
Trip and I don’t need to act cause Faye can get you
Easy to feel secure when the lady’s Vicious
And that pun was intended
Respected so I just have fun with the system

Plus when I’m spittin
I glide on the track like it’s Astro (Astral)
Not talking bout Gate hackers. I’m past those
Grind hard. Look I hate slackers. I bag folks
Turn em in. Take the cake. After I dash though
Have fun. Raise the stakes. Gotta Make it stack mo’

Might try to gamble with the Woolongs
You can’t even handle what my GroupOn
Not talking discounts either. Full price up front or you gone
You want beef I’ll give you bell peppers to chew on

Keep it moving if you say my star could fall
I know losing people might be too hard for y’all
But I’ve been ditched I’ve been broken I’ve been scarred and all
Should have abandonment issues the way they’ve all run off

But I grieve when I grind
My heart’s gonna bleed every time
Til I find my peace still inside
That’s after I reach deep in my mind
My heart’ll catch the blues but I still remain a beast can't deny


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
Shipping my place
aye
You will always be behind me

VPC 7 Round 1

Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako] - Show'NTell

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse1- Story Ville
1up Funk and Floe Riden, 
who'dve thought we'd be stranded on the same island?
one convenient coinky-dink, fill up the cup, clink-clink,
 smooth sailing if we don't spring a leak and sink!


Verse 2- Hookshot
Nothin but them blue skies on the sunshine tip
I hit the snooze, now its 9:06 - take a dip
catch a fish, and then whip up some popcorn shrimp
(sv)slap hands with hookshot (both) then light that splif !

Chorus x2-
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse 3 - Story Ville
Loungin on the deck of the scooner, 
was looking like sure doom just a moment sooner/
now it's mai thais and shuffle board,
 coast to coast celebration port to starboard, all aboard!

Vesrse 4 - Hookshot
Poppa got sick and Bobby hopped with him 
What more can I say? GONE FISHIN !!!
Yeah life's short Ima' level with you
So kick your feet up baby we got nothin better to do ! 
THATS WHATSUP

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Scratch Verse-
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ? GONE FISHIN !!!

BPM CHANGE-
XOC -
This is captain XoC speaking.
 There seem to be 3 men floating on a log, on the starboard side of my ship. 
I need these men pulled aboard immediately.

PART 2 

Verse 1 - XOC
Alright gents, we travel thru the world, you gotta see
, living like a king, while you journey on my odyssey,
big shots here, y’all stick out like an oddity, possibly,
 i could help ya out, come and follow me, 

up in the party, you gentlemen can let go,
 SS Sin, I’m the muthafuken Xo, get low, 
(HS) - WTF is that?!(SV) - pterodactyls?
 gotta baby T-Rex in the back, and he wrestles!

Verse 2 - Storyville
I'm not tryin to wrestle a giant reptile
 this vessel's cirque de Soleil but with sex dolls
/ A mad menagerie of bad bad fantasies,
 odd audacities, all while lost at sea

Verse 3 - Hookshot
Everybody naked or covered in paint
lingerie and origonal fur - Hudsons Bay
Hooky gunna be doin some fuckin today
makin it rain champaign they dont know how to behave !

Verse 4 - Storyville
Ry got swept away in the escapades,
undressed ladies waiting but I best refrain/
they alluring and luring me in and winning me over,
so I'm slipping and giving in for doin some sinning

Verse 5 - Hookshot
Beautiful women littered in silk and topaz
Little poeple running around exposing their gonads
Animal masks and top hats to throw down
Bluts so big, gotta holdem with both hands !

Verse 6 - XOC 
That’s right you gotta use both hands, with no plans,
 to hone in on the moment, gotta view it with no stance,
 eyes wide open on a journey with no lands,
 sailing thru the water, getting pleasure like no man,

 no chance, you getting sick of the bromance, 
this place rocks, all the women wear no pants,
 what’s even better, all the women are your fans, 
so have a good time, all the fun is in your hands!

Verse 7 - Hookshot
Well it doesnt really look like anybody's gunna be judging anyone for the CRAZED SHIT
Better buckle up its gunna be a hell of a night, see you in the AM if I make it...

VPC7 Round 4

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hookshot] - Gone Fishin (ft. Storyville & XOC)

Just heard this soundtrack for the first time yesterday and had to sing this song, couple mistakes but that comes with not knowing the song well and doing one take.

Beetlejuice The Musical: The Whole Being Dead Thing Vocal Cover

Shubzilla's stab at Novice Beats November, where she (a rapper, but a beginner beatmaker) makes a beat a day for the month of November.

The first day is always tough. It's even tougher when you have to almost start over the beat because you didn't hit save.

Novice Beats November 2022

11.1.2022

Ah Day 3. 

I'm very tired and drained and I think this beat reflects that. I gotta figure out a better mid sound, too. I'm PRETTY SURE that I quantized that mid tho!

11.3.2022

First movement from "Extremely Close", played by Nick Schwartz (bass trombone) and Daniela Candillari (piano) at Duquesne University, Pittsburgh on March 12, 2016.  

Extremely Close - 1) We Will Not Stop Looking

"Right Where I Left It" EP | August 2016 
Available for sale at prowessthetestament.bandcamp.com
Courtesy of Delegation Music
Features: Ardamus, Matta Fact, RNL, Enoch 7th Prophet
Producers: Grussle, P-Tech Santiago, RuffianKick, DubLohSkytzo 

Blood in the Water - ALBUM EDIT [prod. by P-Tech Santiago]

CLIMB feat. RNL [prod. by Grussle]

Verse 1

Designed by the pride of a divine countryside,
Sypha takes the lives of those who dare stare in the eyes,
in the wrong way, Sypha spits with a strong blade,
grips on mics with fang shaped knives,
scimitar marks left on the minds of mankind
the ascent of Autumn brought, a most devious scholar of thought,
and as Winter commenced, the words i sent put dents in the cement,
right thru the layers of ice, aiming my hate at earth, the relentless pricing of life,
I buy into the hype, selling my opinions to the minions of evil vengeance, but they still tell me that I’m the greatest…it’s not even debated…my fate demonstrated
A hero and a legend, destined, see you can hear it when he beckoned
I crush a soul in mere seconds…send 'em to the heavens…

You peasants…every time I’m in a session



Chorus (repeat)

Where you gonna run....

When Sypha comes...when Sypha comes



Where you gonna go...

When Sypha comes to take your soul...



Verse 2

Verbally with urgency, unfurling murderous wordery
my hyperbole surgery
Dropping whopping bombs, third degree onto your perjury
Words’re heard to scream emergency
These vamps want to eat, I’m a vegan to burger beef
And a virgin to defeat…but still they wanna compete…
Steal on crews and leave jewels, without the burglary, heard a me?
I ain’t even gotta spit a verse, I let the fire burn fervently and…
Cause an insurgency, Serving these beasts on beats that feast eternally
When Sypha starts reciting, Poseidon grabs his triton, it starts thunder and lightning, life lines get tightened…When my tongue slur, it be like death becomes her, Leaving ‘em unsure, who they even came for, or who they came with, portraits painted with blood stains, I take names from the shameless, and leave craniums brainless, don’t try to attain this…

with the aid of the blade, I invade your blockade

Save grenades, persuade a tirade

Did y'all sharpen your weapons?
Mines is steady prepped, whoever wanna step in,
I intercept em', I like the sound of cracking necks and…I reckon,
42 plays of power, I throw grenades at the tower, till bodies cower,
Helios in Tuscany, a gift of the Maggi, 

Shifting ‘dimes in pairs’ as I cross the finish line

Counting ‘nickels' with my kinfolks, never seemed so sinful

Now I leave signatures in end quotes that the pen spoke…
[END]

VPC6 Round 2

Sleeping Dragon- Symphony of Lost Souls

PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!
CHALLENGE:
Just like hip hop has its Four Elements, a certain musical festival that is most assuredly not a donut (^_~) has elements of its own.

(Some of) those elements are: chiptune, video game music (VGM), visualism and nerdcore hip hop. This challenge will have teams integrating these elements into one track.

To start off this alignment, we bring you three videos, brought to you by none other than visual artist Pixelseed!

Crave: https://youtu.be/jnDDc_0CvJ4

Droids: https://youtu.be/YKvSww3lEhw

Mosquito: https://youtu.be/ZMfCpci01G4

Your job, as a team, is to pick the video you like the best, and then create the soundtrack to it! 

Seems easy enough, right?

Well, producers, your challenge is to tie in chiptune elements into your song.  You can go as minimal or maximized as you’d like, but the element(s) chosen need to be clear and identifiable.  Oh and if that wasn’t enough, we’re going to need you to build the hook of your track around an arpeggio. You can flex your muscles and write a completely original one yourself, but if that seems like too daunting a task, then you can borrow one – but it must be from a video game.

Vocalists, you’re here to represent nerdcore hip hop at it’s finest.  We want to see you whipping out your finest multisyllabic rhymes – at least 50% – to be precise.   Oh, and we need you to really get your point across by including some fire adlibs. 

So that’s it, really.  Not too bad huh? All you need to do is pay homage to your sister scenes. 

Oh, and don’t stress too much if you’re unable to edit your song to the video you choose, while you’re welcome to do it yourself to achieve perfection, we will also do it on behalf of anyone who isn’t able to.

VPC6 Round 3

Sleeping Dragon - C'est La Vie

Yunalesca Interlude

Here it is! The Dragon Ball GT Cypher features the awesome talents of Okumura, Dar-Ken, Saiya V, Ultraklystron, and GR3YS0N. Check it out!!

TAIYOU

Dragon Ball GT Cypher (feat. Okumura., Dar - Ken, Saiya V, Ultraklystron, And GR3YS0N)

Welcome back to Lady Blerds Sing the Blues! This week Prowess the Testament joins Kylie Toosmart and Sometimes V as they discuss Gamestop, eating the rich, and preserving spaces for black creators. We honor the life and works of Cicely Tyson, may she rest in peace. This weeks nerdy and dirty topic is all about Sapiosexuals and avoiding fuckboisms. MAGfest is getting a much needed facelift, hopefully we will see some more diversity! HeroicInnerKids is now offering personalized letters from Daredevil in BRAILLE! IAmProwess has dropped "A Tale of Two Masters" the DELUXE version! Big Move Monday goes to Black.outreach.sj on Instagram for their continual fight against injustice, most recently being their involvment in stopping evictions in Santa Clara County. Thank you for listening to Lady Blerds Sing the Blues. You can find us on Spotify, Apple pods, & our original home Soundcloud. Follow us on Instagram @LadyBlerdspodcast. For questions questions and suggestions about the show email us at dontcastndrive@gmail.com spelled Don'tCast N Drive. **Update: All Dont Cast n Drive interviews are now available within the same playlist as Lady Blerds Sings the Blues!!! Any podcast starting with "Dont Cast n Drive" is an interview segment of artistic folk near & far.

17. Preserving Nerdcore Spaces feat. Prowess the Testament

1up Funk, Nerdy Swag Wizards, 2 lyricists, Hook Shot and Bobby Arson. Hooky's on the beats, and Arson's on the cuts. Jazzy, Funky, Synth Heavy Nerdcore,  from the West Coast of Canada.

17. Preserving Nerdcore Spaces feat. Prowess the Testament

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