Pure Imagination (Willy Wonka Glitch instrumental)

from under swatter, the fly sings of thee
ants screaming murder from under your feet
murder, cold murder in the zero degree
your sweet human juice tastes like honey to me
lotka-volterra proves who is at fault
who absorbs whose tissue and who's left to rot
does it bring this boy pleasure to remove my wings
will there never be no justice for us poor oppressed beings
when little, so little, too little to see
attack me
catch me
convert me 
consume me
you resemble mao zedong
you smell of genghis khan
sting like a bee
sing like a dog
nowhere left to hide
nowhere left to run

predation

Let It Go - From Disney's Frozen

PARANOID AMERICAN         by Duckfoot Johnson ©2011
1.
helicopter righteous man
hovering over me
trying to steal my soul 
and my dignity 

and there's a banker with a wallet grin
and silver dollar eyes
and a shiny golden tongue 
telling trillion dollar lies

(chorus)   
oh I get scared sometimes but then
they put me on my meds again
and tell me that it is a sin to be
a paranoid American
paranoid American
paranoid American 

2.
theres a talking head with talking points
and a pterodactyl smile
trying to tangle up my thoughts
and manipulate my mind

and that wheelbarrow senator
with the cash cow on the phone
keeps fucking with my liberty 
and stealing all the votes

(chorus)   
oh I get scared sometimes but then
they put me on my meds again
and tell me that it is a sin to be
a paranoid American
paranoid American
paranoid American

god bless you and me
from sea to shining sea
evidently this is still the land of the free

3.
well them honcho's eat the big cheese  
thats green and reeks of greed 
they wash it down by sucking blood
from everyone they see

while them high court justice low life's
pass judgments for the man
thats trying to steal the air we breath
and anything else he can

(chorus)   
oh I get scared sometimes but then
they put me on my meds again
and tell me that it is a sin to be
a paranoid American
paranoid American
paranoid American

god bless you and me
from sea to shining sea
evidently this is still the land of the free
we're still living in the land of the free

Paranoid American                      by Duckfoot Johnson ©2011

LITTLE DONNIE DUMPLING                                   Duckfoot Johnson ©2016
(a little punk nursery rhyme) 
By Duckfoot Johnson 
(with EZ guitar chords!)
                        
1.
(A)………………………
Little Donnie Dumpling
…………………………
Little fingers fumbling      
……………………………(E)…..
Twittering away upon his phone
……….(A)……………………………..
Cause someone has said something
…………………………………………
And now his little weenie’s slumping   
…………………………………….(E)….
And he feels inadequate and so alone

(chorus)
……..D)…………………………….(A)…
Little Donnie twitters angrily each night
…………….(D)……
And fills the cabinet  
……………………….(E)…
With poopies just for spite
……….(D)………………………
Did his daddy never love him?
………….(A)……………………….
Could he never make him proud?
……………(D)………………..
Oh tell me why oh why does
……………..(E)….. 
Little Donnie pout?  

2.
Now his little feet are stamping
His diapers full he’s throwing tantrums
He’s in his gold plated playroom slamming doors

So little Donnie Dumplin’
Calls step daddy Vlady in the Kremlin
And says “can you run this country now because I’m bored”

(repeat chorus)
 
(big ending!)
(acapella)
Little Donnie Dumpling                                                    
(Little Donnie Dumpling)
Little weenie slumping                                                      
(Little weenie slumping)
Little Donnie Dumpling                                                     
(Little Donnie Dumpling)
Little weenie slumping                                                      
(Little weenie slumping)
(A)
Little Donnie Dumpling
Little weenie slumping
Little Donnie Dumpling
Little weenie slumping
Little Donnie Dumpling
Little weenie slumping
Little Donnie Dumpling
Little weenie slumping
……….(D)……………………..
Did his daddy never love him?
………….(A)……………………….
Could he never make him proud?
…………..(D)………………..
Oh tell me why oh why does 
………………(A)…
Little Donnie pout? 
…………..(E)……………….. 
Oh tell me why oh why does 
(D)………….(A)…..
Little Donnie pout?……  
 
                                     
Thanks for Listening
Please feel free to like, share, sing.  
Stay strong, stay hopeful, resist.
We shall overcome!

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Little Donnie Dumpling                      by Duckfoot Johnson ©2016

Eggshells
Deadly Earnest
Lo-Fi Suicide *2010*

Written & Produced by Deadly Earnest (Kyle Nickum, Leonel Oceguera)

Lo Fi Suicide

Eggshells

Michael Futreal records as https://soundcloud.com/twangdarkly, making what he calls 'rural space music' on a selection of homemade dulcimers, flutes, and  other treasures. We've all been following him for a while and enjoying his endless creativity, particularly his dulcimer explorations.

This song has him playing a pair of tracks on a homemade gourd dulcimer, first straight up and then the lead with a slide through a pickup. It's folky and groovy at the same time and we thought we could expand on that contradiction. Michael kindly allowed us to give it a shot and we're proud to share the end result here.

Michael Futreal, aka Twang Darkly: composition, gourd dulcimer, electric slide gourd dulcimer
Hank Tilbury: Autoharp, monotron, cardboard barrel
Martin Kirwan: ebow guitar, shruti box
G&B; guitars, banjos, pizzicato fiddle, didgeridoo, bass, percussion, kalimba, jaw harp, more monotron

For awesome video of Michael Futreal in action playing the two dulcimer tracks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO1NoFOUIBM

And Michael's original just-dulcimer track on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/twangdarkly/woodshed

Pic: helleborus tibetanus, ~2/12/17

Woodshed (twangdarkly with Kirwan, Tilbury, G&B)

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