Goku Vs Superman.  Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 3.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

Zeus:
How dare you challenge my immortal throne?
I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the phone
Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose
I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a noose
I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'm a bull, getting bitches with my swan song
I'm on point like Poseidon's trident
Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of your giants

Thor:
Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting rapist
And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my rage and thunderstorm force
Cause I don't get nice, I get Norse (Norse!)
Valhalla at your boy and we'll fight it out
But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
You tongue-kissed your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie Portman
Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the Clash of the Douches
Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened
I'd spit in your face but you'd probably like it

Zeus:
Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy
My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy
With astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
All the pimps on Mount Olympus and me the kingpin
Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than Usain
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Hammer just got struck twice by Greece Lightning

Thor:
Rain, old man? This is hardly a drizzle
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the sniffles
You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerers
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the continents
I'm alpha dog dominant, you can't beat me
I will drop you like Greece's GDP
Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades
Now make like your daddy, and swallow my babies

Zeus:
You think the underworld scares the ruler of the skies?
You're joking, Loki must have written your lines
By the time I've finished ripping you with wits and rhymes
You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just died

Thor:
Your glory days are over, the oracle should have told ya
I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa"
Here, take these drachma for your eyes
When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed bitch I say hi (woof!)

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- *barking* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Zeus Vs Thor. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4 Audio

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELLEN DEGENERES!
VS!
OPRAH WINFREY!
BEGIN!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Hey God, it's me Ellen, can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman?
I'll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes, I got a pension
So battling me is your intention? I better mention, you're 'bout to get licked by a lesbian
Ohh, I'll knock you off of your throne, take a shot at everything you own
I got the skill to make Dr. Phil say, (Dr. Phil) I think you better just leave her alone
You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe is
Chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces

Oprah Winfrey:
I'm the queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya
So check under your seat, because I got something for ya
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah
I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak Choke-ya
Girl, your show's a petting zoo, you do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
You played a fish with brain damage, I'm a nominated actress
Name's synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards

Ellen DeGeneres:
Yes, you've got that power (power), and yes, I've got those kittens (kittens)
I also feature puppies, talented children and mittens
I like cute things that make people smile
Make everybody feel good for a while
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
Kick you right back to the Miracle Mile
I thought I told you, your daytime reign is over
I'm jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa
From ABC to LGBT to NBC and now it's all me
I'm the best MC and the biggest star
And I'll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car

Oprah Winfrey:
Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can't cash, lady
I'll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants, baby
You follow my lead cause I paved the road for ya
You drive behind me in a second-hand Portia
Check the Fortune 500, I'm a media wonder
The Dalai Lama and Obama memorized my cell number
Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash
Honey, once you go Oprah, you can't go back

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

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