The best part about this song? It's so short you can play it twice...*hits repeat for the 32nd time*

DIIIIICK IS THE WINNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!! SUCK A COCK, MADDOX!!! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

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I haven't done much recording for a while, so thought I'd do a quick Simon and Garfunkel cover to get back into it....spent a couple of hours on it then realised it was all in the wrong key. Oh well, it still works.

April Come She Will (Simon And Garfunkel)

17 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)

TETRA FANG - Shout In The Moonlight

Maddox Lost Punk

Check out lakembra's cover of this, which is how it was meant to sound:
https://soundcloud.com/lakembra/dicktales-lakembra-vocal-cover

Credit to _688as for help with lyrics, and dracky for help with thumbnail ideas.

Lyrics:
When you've got no weekend plans 
And your job's shit
If you think your life is bland 
Here's a Dick tip

You don't need much thinking
Just start day-drinking
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Asking chicks about their shoes, it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Get a coach to fix your life it's
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

At burning man danger lurks behind you
And STD's are out to find you
You dodge them all and bring a man home 
Dick tales, whoo-hoo

Shit in your dad's underwear it's
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Throw an orange at some beer cups
Dick Tales, whoo-hoo
Have your reputation ruined
Dick tales

Dick Tales

The Dick Show - Trump Won Remix by waut3rboi

"Yo, how u want your podcast network fam?"
"Just fuck my shit up"
"Say no more. That'll be $30K, plus tip."

Download available at: https://www.orfium.com/track/494119/hurt-just-fuck-my-personal-and-professional-reputation-up-lakembra/

Backing track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkfizay7ak

Lyrics:

I cucked myself today to see if I still feel
I focus on my rape, the only thing that's real

Dick's penis tears a hole. The old familiar sting
Try to shill it all away but I disavowed everything

What have I become, my sweetest Dick?
Every subscriber goes away pretty quick.

And you could have my failed podcast empire of dirt
I will let you down, I will sell bad shirts.

Hurt (Just fuck my personal and professional reputation up)

Made for The Dick Show

http://thedickshow.com

THE DICK SHOW

ENIGMA RIDER feat. THE DICK SHOW

Rayce Bannon Feat. Dick Masterson - Deregulate Dat Ass

The BOOM BAP POW Show Theme

Written, performed and produced by MCMC ©2017

As heard on episode 69 of The Dick Show (36m11s): http://thedickshow.com/episode-69/

Lyrics:

Sean, you're the most handomest man in the world,
I wish that I was  girl,
Or that you were gay coz that way,
You could be inside of me

Sean, ever since I heard,
You're weird fat voice saying words,
I thought I knew, that you,
Were an obese ginger smoking herb,

But then I ponied up the dough and saw your face on the livestream,
I'm a straight man but I gotta say you're really testing me,
I don't even care if I have to share you with Layc,
I'm yours, I'm yours, oh Sean

Now I know you like a good pop hook so I'm hooking you good, I hope I'm doing it good for you, Seany
I really hope I got a good pop hook, as good as how good Sean looks, and I hope it makes you, hope it makes you, hope it makes you, horny

Sean, you're the most handomest man in the world,
I wish that I was  girl,
Or that you were gay coz that way,
You could be inside of me

Sean Love

Put this in the lolsuit.

Hear more: patreon.com/hmwh
Cover art by CalloftheDeep:
https://twitter.com/CalloftheDeep

Lyrics:
Here in my car
I am starting to drink
And I'm feeling alright
Hey, is that a dog bite?
In cars

Here in my car
Won't you please take a seat?
I know it's cold on the street
But hey, the rent's cheap
In cars

Here in my car
Where my life is breaking down
Will you blow into this please?
'cause I just drank Listerine
In cars

Here in my car
I feel the wind in my face
I can't eat any chocolate
But liquors A-OK!
In cars

Here in the car
I hope my owner comes back
Because the windows are up
And it's getting quite hot
In cars

Here in this car
I don't have a license
I can't even drive cars
I am just a dog
In a car

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