This is the story of world war II in a rap
So there was this guy named Adolf Hitler
He was honestly being not so cool
He was a a little bitch with a stupid fucking mustache
No one liked him and no one appreciated him
He was a little stupid bitch
Then World War I happened
Germany’s economy was left in ruins
The people were mad, emotions were brewing
Nobody knew what to do
So Hitler decided to blame the Jews
he said they were responsible for all of Germany’s flaws
He lead them, he lead Germany
He became a great politician using them as a scapegoat
Things were incredible
The nation was becoming stronger again, it was becoming powerful
The west, they pushed really far
They took over France, they pushed into the east
They pushed into everywhere
Stole all of the world, it was incredible
Yes, and then, the English got their shit together
Invaded France, Russia pushed farther
Germany squeezed like a sandwich
And then:
Nothing
Alright alright alright alright
These have been my fire bars
If they touched you deeply
Go fuck yourself
‘Cause that’s whats supposed to happen
I win, I defeated you, you suck
Anyway, I’m having a heart attack
Just kidding that was a joke, reference to the last rap if you heard it
Alright, peace out, you fucking bitch ass whores

BIG BRIAN’S BOOT-STOMPIN’ BOURBON BANJO BASH

WORLD WAR II

The Spongebob, Deee-Deeeew

Huhuhhehuhhuh, Spongebob, heheuhuhuh
Shut the fuck up Patrick!

[Intro: L DAWG BIG M$NEY & Big Brian]
Shoutout to Hardcore Dave
This song goes out to all my opps
I hope you fucking die in a car crash
That’s it

Alright guys
Welcome to another epic experience
Let’s go

[Verse 1: Big Brian]
What the fuck is up with Spongebob
What’s the deal, why is he a sponge
Honestly, I’m gonna punch him in the face if I ever see that motherfuck again
Racism, is not, present in the Spongebob world
Because they don’t have skin colors, they have scale colors
Get it cause it’s fish?
Ha ha that’s a fucking funny joke now laugh bitch
Mr. Krabs
Is kind of a fucking capitalistic dick
He represents what’s wrong with the world
Is Spongebob communist propaganda?
Maybe not
Anyway now Spongebob
I already talked about him, but he has pants
Where the fuck did he get pants?
What the fuck
Fish, why are they like normal fish
Why is there a squirrel
Doesn’t she know that the water pressure outside would absolutely destroy her terrarium
Just like the OceanGate Experience
The fucking thing would be crushed in a couple microseconds
She would be dead before she knew it
Leo has left the room
Did you know that? That’s a fact, bitch
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Squidward
He’s a fucking depressing asshole who no one fucking likes
Because he sucks!
He absolutley sucks
Bucks
He’s a dick
He plays a clarinet but ain’t even fucking good at it
‘Cause he sucks (he sucks!)
Yeah, we’re going back to the main facts about Spongebob
Is he a Bob? Who the fuck knows
He’s a sponge, that’s for sure, bro
Yeah? Yeah?
Spongebob
What is up with him
He kinda has a funny voice
Makes him sound pretty dim
Yeah
What’s up there, I don’t know what’s going on in bikini bottom
Honestly bikini bottom, more like bikini, uh
I give up on this one
Yo alright I’m gonna let these bars speak for themselves now
Let Spongebob talk to you all
I’m gonna go crash my fucking car

[Verse 2: Lil Talent]
Spongebob
I get racks, like I’m Spongebob
I get cash, just like Spongebob
Fuck Mr. Crabs, bitch I’m Spongebob
Check how porous and yellow I be
You can’t come to the crib, bitch it’s under the sea
If you ain’t floppin then I gotta leave
Bitch, I keep, the formula secretive, they trynna see
Plankton so little mean nothing to me

Spongebob, shut the fuck up, I’m doing my fucking clarinet solo you fucking prick

SPONGE

Alright now I’m gonna continue fucking you up with my lyrics
Yeah, yeah, I went to France recently
What the fuck is wrong with that city
Why do they have a big penis looking metal thing or whatever
I don’t know, and then
Then I went down to a place called Italy
They had pasta, and, lots of cheese
It was quite fun
I had some buns
And in those buns was something called cappacuolo
Cappacuolo is cool
I would recommend eating it if you are in school
‘Cause it’s really delicious and fun
Then I threw up on someone
Because I had been poisined by the FBI
They were working a joint operation in Italy
They knew I was trying to steal facts from the Pathenon
How did they know this? I don’t understand
Then I was shot in the kneecaps and the FBI agent rolled up in the van
Dragged me in, punched me in the face 33 times
Before I was set up in a chair and waterboarded
This was not fun
I was about to call someone with the phone that I had in my hand in my pocket
That’s when they stabbed me right in the chest
My hand flew out in agony
And my phone flew onto the floor
It was immediatley doused with water
Because the, it hit a guy in the face, and it fell over
This was unfortunate
I had no way of escape
But that’s when I remember Osama Bin Laden’s words:
“Allahu akbar!” Then I blew up the compound that they were keeping me in
I survived, due to my invincibility
Otherwise how would I be rapping right now
And fucking you up with these epic verses

FRANCE

Alright alright alright
Alright c’mon this is like lifting some weight
Alright alright alright yeah!

The ceiling is white in this room
Alright alright
Let’s have a really cool time
Three black guys walk into a bar
They just stole a rich man’s car
And then the rich man isn’t there
And he says that hes racist
So he pulls out the rich man’s hair
Drags him onto the ground
Rips open his shirt
Takes a knife and strips away the skin
Yeah , yeah, yeah alright yeah!

The ceiling is white in this room
Alright alright
Let’s have a really cool time
Three black guys walk into a bar
They just stole a rich man’s car
And then the rich man isn’t there
And he says that hes racist-ist-ist-ist

BRIANCORE X HYPERSPEED

[Intro: Big Brian]
Fell out a window onto a car
Boom boom boom, I’m spitting bars

This is the introduction (intro!)
To our epic song, yeah

Do I need to do anything more?
I have a tumor
Penis
DJ

[Verse 1: Big Brian]
Brian Monahan
B-Money in the house
Alright alright alright (alright)
We’re beginning in 3, 2, 1
(3 2 1!) (Yeah)
Bam, I just found some shit on the floor
So I picked it up (he picked it up!)
And there’s a whore
Oh my god, she’s looking really fugly
So I kicked her in the boob
And she fell out a window onto a car
Boom boom boom I’m spitting bars (spitting them!)
Then I got my BAR Assault Rifle and shot up the entire neighborhood
I’m just kidding it was a dream
Then I woke up and I got some cream (A-dolf Hitler)
Put it in my coffee, that’s some toffee
Then I went bing-bing-bon at the coffee (Osama Bin Laden!)

Then I drank it up, then I found
That the whole dream wasn’t a dream, it was actually real
I just went back to home (it was a dream!)
‘Cause I sleepwalk ‘cause I was really tired (I had a dream!)
I just swallowed some shit in my throat
And now, aah, my throat is very clogged, and I’m a bit congested
Alright (DJ) take over for me man!

[Verse 2: Lil Talent]
Yo yo yo
They call me John F. Kennedy (Sniper rifle!)
The way I’m getting head (I’m getting it)
They call me John Lennon (They call me him)
The way that I am dead (I am dead) (DJ)
They call me Walt Disney (Walt Disney)
The way I’m getting ice (I’m also racist!) (Allah)
They call me the twin towers (The twin towers)
‘Cause I take private flights (I take them!)
Yeah

[Verse 3: L DAWG BIG M$NEY]
My name’s L DAWG (L DAWG!) and I’m here to say (here to say!)
I’m really cool and I’m not gay (DJ)
My beats are sick (sick!) and my rhymes are sick (sick!)
I am going to kick you in the dick (dick!)
I went to the bank to take a lick
That’s right, I robbed a bank (bank!)
Crime is my passion, crime is fun
Tony Soprano has a gun
I am not creative so
I am done rapping, you can go!
(Bye bye!)
(DJ)

[Outro: Big Brian]
I fucking go the shit out of my throat
(He got the shit out of his throat!)
This  has been a good song
I’m fucking out of here (ding dong)
Big money, fuck
Alright bye
(DJ)

THREE MUSKETEERS (ft. Lil Talent, L DAWG BIG M$NEY)

What up world?
It’s your boy
Just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific

Whoop whoop, this is the fourth thing
I don’t know what I’m gonna call a thingy-ding-ding
I went to all the countries
And talked to all of the people there
Alright, this is the offensive part
Where we make fun of people like Osama Bin Laden
Ananananananana-nine eleven
Ananananananana-seven eleven
He works at both
He did things both there because he’s arab!
Or something I don’t know I need to work on that
This was a bad idea

Alright
Bringing it back to reality
This is now a neutrality
We’re drilling oil in the middle east countries
Why are we doing that please?
Can anyone take a guess?
Does anyone know the rest?
No they don’t, because everybody’s stupid
Get your shit together, bro, I ain’t even tripping
I ain’t gonna assist you in everything you do
Honestly, I’m even richer than the jews
And that’s saying a lot cause they are pretty rich
Honestly, your friend is a bitch
I’m gonna smack her in the face
She’s gonna die
Then I’m gonna crack open a can of pie
Eat that pie and slap you cynically
Then that’s how I’ll know you’re in a [?]
That’s a fact
Wikipedia that
That’s the third time I’ve used that word
That verse, that line, whatever the deal
Go, go fuck yourself

Any words, Leo?
This might be my favorite song ever.
That’s awesome. Wow, Thanks, Leo-

EARTH

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This film should be used for educational purposes only.
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It’s hard being as smart as me
It’s hard being a genius like me
No one could ever understand my incredible knowledge
So I’ll spit some flows now
Yoooooo
What the fuck is up my name is, Harold yo
Just kidding, that’s not my name
My name is Brian, remember that name
I fucked your wife last night
That’s a fact my friend, I’m gonna fuck-

[Very drawn out car crash sound effect]
That’s my man Big Brian
What happened to him?
What the fuck happened to him?
He was just in his car
And he started flying
He was out there bro
He was out the vehicle bro
Straight through the windshield
Going way too fast
Right onto the sidewalk
His head was open and shit

Oh shit, I just hit a fucking cow
I’m on the sidewalk
I went through the windshield
I wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, a foolish decision of me
I’m bleeding out on the sidewalk right now
What am I gonna do?
Ow!
The cow just stepped onto my bleeding out organs
That are currently outside of my chest
As I scraped along the sidewalk I hit a peni-peice of debris on the ground
Not a penis, that would be gay
And I ain’t gay, I’m actually normal, okay?
Oh god, I’m bleeding out on the sidewalk, wow

This really sucks
Ka-blow!
The cow just got shot in the head
It appears the police have arrived here, yay
They’re here to save me
Oh shit, no, they’re black
And they’re getting revenge on the KKK
I forgot to tell you at the beginning I’m part of the Klan
It was my vision that I could make America great again
With the help of Donald Trump and his stupid white friends
But no, they’re getting revenge now
They aim their guns at my head
Ka-blow!
It was a sniper; a KK-Sniper
Sitting behind the fence
Providing security for the specific path
It was a trap the whole time to kill this cop
The organs that oozed out of me were actually fake
And this whole song has been a setup
You could even say, it was bait
(I’m just gonna let that sit with you, incredible line)

BAIT!

Yo, yo yo yo, what’s up, BB in the house
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, alright
Have you ever thought about atomic energy?
Isn’t it quite interesting, now let me see
Let me think of the examples of the nuclear fission that has occured in the world that has been bad
Chernobyl, Fukushima, those were honestly pretty bad

Honestly, you got the atomic bomb
Which some might say is not that rad
But it’s pretty-pretty cool
Pretty-pretty good
Honestly, I’m gonna shoot the should
I don’t know what that fucking word means
But now I’m gonna open this can of beans
Can of beans, more like a can of worms
We’re ‘bout to jump on the [?] and squirm
Through all the possibilities of nuclear fission
How does it work? Let me teach you, my mission
First, you have an atom called uranium
It’s pretty cool cause it has a lot of electrons, connect-trons or some other shit
They go off of the atom real quick
Boom b-b-b-boom, they collide with each other
They split the atom releasing a lot of energy
This energy is used to heat up steam
The steam powers turbines, which created electricity (yeah!)
Nuclear fission, baby!
That’s a rap that we’re talking about
It’s nuclear energy, baby
Alright alright
What might you think could this electricity be used to power?
Good question, it could be used to power your house
Or power a machine to make you a blouse
That’s a fact
Look it up, Wikipedia that
It’s a Google fact, [???]

Who you might ask would know about nuclear energy?
I don’t know, probably that machine
‘Cause it’s run on it!
A lot of countries have it
It’s likely that your home is not powered by it
‘Cause government and politicians are stripping the world of nuclear energy
Guess what motherfucker, it’s clean
Radiation goes away, bitch!
Those cooling towers that spit out what you think is smoke is actually steam
Thats water, motherfucker
The waste is contained and put into Ballestone, into Nevada
‘Cause fuck Nevada!
Most of it’s federal land
That was used to do nuclear bomb tests
(Which is not a bad thing in fusion, but we don’t talk about that)
Yeah, yeah, nuclear energy
It’s pretty good
Lots of machines
Yeah, yeah, it powers the industry
Allows America to remain Capitalist
Yeah, yeah, Chernobyl happened
That shit sucks, but who cares
It was really bad, by even Soviet standards
Then Fukushima
(Eh, that was a fucking tsunami man, like c’mon. Who was supposed to have known about like a tsunami, that’s just Japan’s fault. Really think a tsunami’s gonna happen in America? No. That’s what I thought, bitch)

Now another verse
Yeah, yeah, shit is cool
I’m gonna take a puff of my Juul
Get lung cancer
Cough cough cough
This second verse is not related to the first one
Yeah, yeah, suck my balls
I’m gonna kill you and stuff you in the walls
Like Kanye West I want to [REDACTED]

ATOMIC

(DJ)
We’re going fast
I’m gonna cut of that dumbass cast
Throw your arm in a river after I break it
Thant’s gonna be pretty fun
Better make it to the big leagues
Lets go, [???]

You think you can do something?
Then shoot yourself in the leg and see if you still want to live
‘Cause if you do? You’re perfect
Alright, alright
Let’s do something
We’re gonna talk about a fight tonight I just had
I stabbed a man in leg
He started bleeding out
I took a peg
Shoved it up his mouth
It went out the back of his head
Now he’s coughing blood
He dying quickly
What do I do?
I shoot him in the balls
That’s how you do it now
We’re gonna have a fun ‘round town
We’re doing stuff
[???]

It wasn’t me falling of the words
Because honestly that would be worse than a bird
Birds? They don’t know how to fly! Let alone sing
I shoved one in a microphone booth
It just screamed all day
That’s not singing!
Especially when I hit it with a hammer!
It didn’t fucking sing at all
It was just like (bird noises), aww
It didn’t make any interesting noise
I’m promoting animal abuse
That’s what’s happening here
That’s what’s happening right now
Alright alright, wow

This has been an experience that you are lucky to have witnessed

FIGHT!

Oh, he’s big.
Oh, big is he? How big’s big?
Big.
What’s his name?
Brian.
Oooh. Big Brian.
Big Brian.
Yeah, BIG Brian!
I’ve got plans for this one, Morris.

You hear that?
Yeah Lee, you hear that? Better be careful, next time
Okay

Hey guys
Welcome to the album
This is gonna be the greatest shit you’ve ever heard
Greater than Kanye’s manifesto
Better than, fuckin, Drake, I don’t know who the fuck that guy is, or that, uh, other shit that’s happening
In this album, we will be discussing the facts of humanity and what it all means
Now, we’re gonna be giving you a little sample of the rap in a couple seconds
Why don’t you just get your ears ready to be tickled
And I’m gonna tickle em

Bam
The album today is really fucking good
Honestly if you don’t like it kill yourself! (do it now)
I don’t appreciate hateful comments
I’m not racist, that’s why I don’t like hateful things
First thing is up, this album is amazing
My brain is enormous and I’m not gonna be hazing
Any of my new listeners, today
I’m just kidding!
If you’re new then guess what? You’re gay
That is a fact
I’ve invented that right now
Honestly, I was driving, and I hit a fucking cow
That’s a theme that will come up in the song
Once again, it’s why you should listen
Lay back, and let, be still
I’m about to, kill you
Just kidding, it’s for the thrill
Yeah, yeah

Epic rap
(Nuts!)
(Fuck you)
Boom boom boom
Alright alright alright guys, bye

INTRO

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