What up world?
It’s your boy
Just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific

Whoop whoop, this is the fourth thing
I don’t know what I’m gonna call a thingy-ding-ding
I went to all the countries
And talked to all of the people there
Alright, this is the offensive part
Where we make fun of people like Osama Bin Laden
Ananananananana-nine eleven
Ananananananana-seven eleven
He works at both
He did things both there because he’s arab!
Or something I don’t know I need to work on that
This was a bad idea

Alright
Bringing it back to reality
This is now a neutrality
We’re drilling oil in the middle east countries
Why are we doing that please?
Can anyone take a guess?
Does anyone know the rest?
No they don’t, because everybody’s stupid
Get your shit together, bro, I ain’t even tripping
I ain’t gonna assist you in everything you do
Honestly, I’m even richer than the jews
And that’s saying a lot cause they are pretty rich
Honestly, your friend is a bitch
I’m gonna smack her in the face
She’s gonna die
Then I’m gonna crack open a can of pie
Eat that pie and slap you cynically
Then that’s how I’ll know you’re in a [?]
That’s a fact
Wikipedia that
That’s the third time I’ve used that word
That verse, that line, whatever the deal
Go, go fuck yourself

Any words, Leo?
This might be my favorite song ever.
That’s awesome. Wow, Thanks, Leo-

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EARTH

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It’s hard being as smart as me
It’s hard being a genius like me
No one could ever understand my incredible knowledge
So I’ll spit some flows now
Yoooooo
What the fuck is up my name is, Harold yo
Just kidding, that’s not my name
My name is Brian, remember that name
I fucked your wife last night
That’s a fact my friend, I’m gonna fuck-

[Very drawn out car crash sound effect]
That’s my man Big Brian
What happened to him?
What the fuck happened to him?
He was just in his car
And he started flying
He was out there bro
He was out the vehicle bro
Straight through the windshield
Going way too fast
Right onto the sidewalk
His head was open and shit

Oh shit, I just hit a fucking cow
I’m on the sidewalk
I went through the windshield
I wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, a foolish decision of me
I’m bleeding out on the sidewalk right now
What am I gonna do?
Ow!
The cow just stepped onto my bleeding out organs
That are currently outside of my chest
As I scraped along the sidewalk I hit a peni-peice of debris on the ground
Not a penis, that would be gay
And I ain’t gay, I’m actually normal, okay?
Oh god, I’m bleeding out on the sidewalk, wow

This really sucks
Ka-blow!
The cow just got shot in the head
It appears the police have arrived here, yay
They’re here to save me
Oh shit, no, they’re black
And they’re getting revenge on the KKK
I forgot to tell you at the beginning I’m part of the Klan
It was my vision that I could make America great again
With the help of Donald Trump and his stupid white friends
But no, they’re getting revenge now
They aim their guns at my head
Ka-blow!
It was a sniper; a KK-Sniper
Sitting behind the fence
Providing security for the specific path
It was a trap the whole time to kill this cop
The organs that oozed out of me were actually fake
And this whole song has been a setup
You could even say, it was bait
(I’m just gonna let that sit with you, incredible line)

BAIT!

Yo, yo yo yo, what’s up, BB in the house
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, alright
Have you ever thought about atomic energy?
Isn’t it quite interesting, now let me see
Let me think of the examples of the nuclear fission that has occured in the world that has been bad
Chernobyl, Fukushima, those were honestly pretty bad

Honestly, you got the atomic bomb
Which some might say is not that rad
But it’s pretty-pretty cool
Pretty-pretty good
Honestly, I’m gonna shoot the should
I don’t know what that fucking word means
But now I’m gonna open this can of beans
Can of beans, more like a can of worms
We’re ‘bout to jump on the [?] and squirm
Through all the possibilities of nuclear fission
How does it work? Let me teach you, my mission
First, you have an atom called uranium
It’s pretty cool cause it has a lot of electrons, connect-trons or some other shit
They go off of the atom real quick
Boom b-b-b-boom, they collide with each other
They split the atom releasing a lot of energy
This energy is used to heat up steam
The steam powers turbines, which created electricity (yeah!)
Nuclear fission, baby!
That’s a rap that we’re talking about
It’s nuclear energy, baby
Alright alright
What might you think could this electricity be used to power?
Good question, it could be used to power your house
Or power a machine to make you a blouse
That’s a fact
Look it up, Wikipedia that
It’s a Google fact, [???]

Who you might ask would know about nuclear energy?
I don’t know, probably that machine
‘Cause it’s run on it!
A lot of countries have it
It’s likely that your home is not powered by it
‘Cause government and politicians are stripping the world of nuclear energy
Guess what motherfucker, it’s clean
Radiation goes away, bitch!
Those cooling towers that spit out what you think is smoke is actually steam
Thats water, motherfucker
The waste is contained and put into Ballestone, into Nevada
‘Cause fuck Nevada!
Most of it’s federal land
That was used to do nuclear bomb tests
(Which is not a bad thing in fusion, but we don’t talk about that)
Yeah, yeah, nuclear energy
It’s pretty good
Lots of machines
Yeah, yeah, it powers the industry
Allows America to remain Capitalist
Yeah, yeah, Chernobyl happened
That shit sucks, but who cares
It was really bad, by even Soviet standards
Then Fukushima
(Eh, that was a fucking tsunami man, like c’mon. Who was supposed to have known about like a tsunami, that’s just Japan’s fault. Really think a tsunami’s gonna happen in America? No. That’s what I thought, bitch)

Now another verse
Yeah, yeah, shit is cool
I’m gonna take a puff of my Juul
Get lung cancer
Cough cough cough
This second verse is not related to the first one
Yeah, yeah, suck my balls
I’m gonna kill you and stuff you in the walls
Like Kanye West I want to [REDACTED]

ATOMIC

(DJ)
We’re going fast
I’m gonna cut of that dumbass cast
Throw your arm in a river after I break it
Thant’s gonna be pretty fun
Better make it to the big leagues
Lets go, [???]

You think you can do something?
Then shoot yourself in the leg and see if you still want to live
‘Cause if you do? You’re perfect
Alright, alright
Let’s do something
We’re gonna talk about a fight tonight I just had
I stabbed a man in leg
He started bleeding out
I took a peg
Shoved it up his mouth
It went out the back of his head
Now he’s coughing blood
He dying quickly
What do I do?
I shoot him in the balls
That’s how you do it now
We’re gonna have a fun ‘round town
We’re doing stuff
[???]

It wasn’t me falling of the words
Because honestly that would be worse than a bird
Birds? They don’t know how to fly! Let alone sing
I shoved one in a microphone booth
It just screamed all day
That’s not singing!
Especially when I hit it with a hammer!
It didn’t fucking sing at all
It was just like (bird noises), aww
It didn’t make any interesting noise
I’m promoting animal abuse
That’s what’s happening here
That’s what’s happening right now
Alright alright, wow

This has been an experience that you are lucky to have witnessed

FIGHT!

Oh, he’s big.
Oh, big is he? How big’s big?
Big.
What’s his name?
Brian.
Oooh. Big Brian.
Big Brian.
Yeah, BIG Brian!
I’ve got plans for this one, Morris.

You hear that?
Yeah Lee, you hear that? Better be careful, next time
Okay

Hey guys
Welcome to the album
This is gonna be the greatest shit you’ve ever heard
Greater than Kanye’s manifesto
Better than, fuckin, Drake, I don’t know who the fuck that guy is, or that, uh, other shit that’s happening
In this album, we will be discussing the facts of humanity and what it all means
Now, we’re gonna be giving you a little sample of the rap in a couple seconds
Why don’t you just get your ears ready to be tickled
And I’m gonna tickle em

Bam
The album today is really fucking good
Honestly if you don’t like it kill yourself! (do it now)
I don’t appreciate hateful comments
I’m not racist, that’s why I don’t like hateful things
First thing is up, this album is amazing
My brain is enormous and I’m not gonna be hazing
Any of my new listeners, today
I’m just kidding!
If you’re new then guess what? You’re gay
That is a fact
I’ve invented that right now
Honestly, I was driving, and I hit a fucking cow
That’s a theme that will come up in the song
Once again, it’s why you should listen
Lay back, and let, be still
I’m about to, kill you
Just kidding, it’s for the thrill
Yeah, yeah

Epic rap
(Nuts!)
(Fuck you)
Boom boom boom
Alright alright alright guys, bye

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