Intro
"Laid back, spread out... I know what that's about"

Verse 1
He’s thick, he’s pink, and he takes up space,
A little slow, but he’s set the pace.
Under the sea or under my sheets,
That pink starfish knows how to please.

Pre-Chorus
He’s got no worries, he’s got no shame,
Flopped on his back, callin’ my name.
Five-point spread, and he’s ready to go,
A sea of pleasure where I’ll float slow.

Chorus
Pink starfish, sittin’ so tight,
Call me a sailor, I’m dockin’ tonight.
Lay him out flat, let the fun begin,
Where the sea meets the cheeks, I’m divin’ in.

Verse 2
He’s lazy, baby, but that’s just fine,
A little “duh” never ruined my time.
He giggles soft when I take the plunge,
Sinkin’ so deep, yeah, I’m feelin’ that sponge.

Pre-Chorus
Bikini Bottom ain’t got no rule,
When I’m the fish, and he’s the pool.
No treasure map, but I’ve struck gold,
‘Cause Patrick’s starfish never gets old.

Chorus
Pink starfish, sittin’ so tight,
Call me a sailor, I’m dockin’ tonight.
Lay him out flat, let the fun begin,
Where the sea meets the cheeks, I’m divin’ in.

Bridge
Five arms spread, what a perfect view,
I’ll find the pearl when I’m deep in you.
No krabby patties, just buns on display,
Under the sea, we’ll go all the way.

Breakdown (Spoken)
"Yeah, I’m under the sea… but he’s under me, baby."

Chorus
Pink starfish, sittin’ so tight,
Call me a sailor, I’m dockin’ tonight.
Lay him out flat, let the fun begin,
Where the sea meets the cheeks, I’m divin’ in.

Outro
here’s to the starfish, perfectly pink,
A little naughty and far from the brink.
Patrick’s the name, and booty’s the game—
Five stars, baby, you’ll scream my name.

Patrick's Starfish

Patrick's Starfish v2

[Verse 1]
Late nights in the garage, tinkering with his gear,
Rick’s got that sparkle, drawing me near,
Portal gun in his pocket, eyes that mesmerize,
Every dimension’s magic when he’s by my side.

[Pre-Chorus]
Gadgets all around him, sparking up the night,
But it’s his secret sauce that feels just right.

[Chorus]
Dirty Sanchez, Rick’s my interstellar dream,
Szechuan sauce obseszechion, like a cosmic stream,
Floating through the galaxies, hand in hand we glide,
Lost in his brilliance, on this wild ride.

[Verse 2]
Conversations deep as space, laughter fills the air,
His wild ideas spinning, taking me somewhere,
From the Citadel to Blips and Chitz, we roam,
With every adventure, Rick makes me feel at home.

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got flaws and secrets, but his charm’s magnetic,
Every bite of sauce makes the moment electric.

[Chorus]
Dirty Sanchez, Rick’s my interstellar dream,
Szechuan sauce obseszechion, like a cosmic stream,
Floating through the galaxies, hand in hand we glide,
Lost in his brilliance, on this wild ride.

[Bridge]
In his chaotic laughter, sparks begin to fly,
Every universe he visits lights up the sky,
In the midst of madness, there’s a spark we share,
Rick’s the genius that I crave, beyond compare.

[Verse 3]
Summer’s got her questions, Morty’s by his side,
But it’s Rick’s wild intellect that I confide,
Through the multiverse’s wonders, we explore,
With every portal opened, I’m wanting more.

[Chorus]
Dirty Sanchez, Rick’s my interstellar dream,
Szechuan sauce obseszechion, like a cosmic stream,
Floating through the galaxies, hand in hand we glide,
Lost in his brilliance, on this wild ride.

[Outro]
Here’s to Rick, the smartest in the land,
With Szechuan sauce dreams, he takes my hand,
Dirty Sanchez, in every starry night,
In every dimension, he’s my guiding light.

Dirty Sanchez v1

[Verse 1]
Late nights in the garage, tinkering with his gear,
Rick’s got that sparkle, drawing me near,
Portal gun in his pocket, eyes that mesmerize,
Every dimension’s magic when he’s by my side.

[Pre-Chorus]
Gadgets all around him, sparking up the night,
But it’s his secret sauce that feels just right.

[Chorus]
Dirty Sanchez, Rick’s my interstellar dream,
Szechuan sauce obsession, like a cosmic stream,
Floating through the galaxies, hand in hand we glide,
Lost in his brilliance, on this wild ride.

[Verse 2]
Conversations deep as space, laughter fills the air,
His wild ideas spinning, taking me somewhere,
From the Citadel to Blips and Chitz, we roam,
With every adventure, Rick makes me feel at home.

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got flaws and secrets, but his charm’s magnetic,
Every bite of sauce makes the moment electric.

[Chorus]
Dirty Sanchez, Rick’s my interstellar dream,
Szechuan sauce obsession, like a cosmic stream,
Floating through the galaxies, hand in hand we glide,
Lost in his brilliance, on this wild ride.

[Bridge]
In his chaotic laughter, sparks begin to fly,
Every universe he visits lights up the sky,
In the midst of madness, there’s a spark we share,
Rick’s the genius that I crave, beyond compare.

[Verse 3]
Summer’s got her questions, Morty’s by his side,
But it’s Rick’s wild intellect that I confide,
Through the multiverse’s wonders, we explore,
With every portal opened, I’m wanting more.

[Chorus]
Dirty Sanchez, Rick’s my interstellar dream,
Szechuan sauce obsession, like a cosmic stream,
Floating through the galaxies, hand in hand we glide,
Lost in his brilliance, on this wild ride.

[Outro]
Here’s to Rick, the smartest in the land,
With Szechuan sauce dreams, he takes my hand,
Dirty Sanchez, in every starry night,
In every dimension, he’s my guiding light.

Dirty Sanchez v2

Pink Starfish v3

(Verse 1)
Oh, the space octopods, they drift through the night,
With tentacles flowing, a marvelous sight.
They dance through the void, where no sailor has tread,
With stars for their lanterns and darkness ahead.

(Chorus)
Heave-ho, the octopods go,
Gliding through starlight where no winds blow.
Sing of the watchers, the keepers of lore,
Guides of the void forevermore.

(Verse 2)
Their eyes shine like jewels, deep sapphire and gold,
With tales of the cosmos in whispers they’ve told.
No ocean can hold them, no bounds can confine,
Their wisdom eternal, their purpose divine.

(Chorus)
Heave-ho, the octopods go,
Gliding through starlight where no winds blow.
Sing of the watchers, the keepers of lore,
Guides of the void forevermore.

(Bridge)
They hold to their secrets, their silence their might,
Mapping the heavens through infinite night.
And should you be lost in the vastness of space,
Their glow will reveal a path and a place.

(Chorus)
Heave-ho, the octopods go,
Gliding through starlight where no winds blow.
Sing of the watchers, the keepers of lore,
Guides of the void forevermore.

(Outro)
So raise up your voice to the stars up above,
For the space octopods, their journey is love.
They sail through the void, where the mysteries lie,
With their watchful gaze on the endless sky.

(Final Chorus)
Heave-ho, the octopods go,
Gliding through starlight where no winds blow.
Sing of the watchers, the keepers of lore,
Guides of the void forevermore.

Space Octopods

Dirty Sanchez v3

Intro

He’s a flame in the dark, with a dangerous grin,
A devil in red pulling me deep within.
Voice so soft, but it cuts like steel,
I’m falling too fast, and I love how it feels.

Verse 1

He’s got a step so smooth, like a predator’s prowl,
Eyes sharp enough to tear me down.
Every word’s a trap, every look’s a dare,
But I’d run through the fire just to meet him there.

Crimson sharp, yeah, he’s painting the scene,
Twisted and wicked, but it feels serene.
Chaos and charm, he’s a beautiful sin,
I’m caught in his world, and I’m letting him win.

Chorus

Take me deeper into your game,
Show me how you play, let me feel the flame.
I can’t escape, don’t even pretend,
You’ve got my heart, no way to defend.

Verse 2

Velvet whispers, they pull me close,
A devil’s touch is what I want the most.
He’s fire and finesse, a storm untamed,
And I’m hooked on the way he’s calling my name.

Every claw mark feels like art,
He’s breaking me down while stealing my heart.
Heroes fall flat, they can’t compete,
I’d rather be lost at his dangerous feet.

Chorus

Take me deeper into your game,
Show me how you play, let me feel the flame.
I can’t escape, don’t even pretend,
You’ve got my heart, no way to defend.

Bridge

He’s chaos, a king, with a devilish grin,
Every step he takes drags me further in.
No rules tonight, just passion and fire,
Burning me alive with his cruel desire.

Let the world fade, I’m staying right here,
In his twisted arms, I’ve got no fear.
Call it madness, I’ll take the cost,
If this is losing, I love being lost.

Breakdown (Spoken)

“You think you can resist me? Oh, how delightful.”

Chorus

Take me deeper into your game,
Show me how you play, let me feel the flame.
I can’t escape, don’t even pretend,
You’ve got my heart, no way to defend.

Outro

He’s the danger I crave, the sin I adore,
Every moment with him leaves me wanting more.
Let the heroes come—they’ll never win,
I’m forever falling… for HIM.

HIM v2

Billiam Jobson

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