The Aristocrats joke in MP3 form as told by Brandon Rogers.
Edit: I don't know why so many people have listened to this over time but again, please do watch the original video if you can and give that guy the views. He's got good stuff.

The original joke with video is here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO9DIa2re3I

Aristocrats Joke [OFFENSIVE] Brandon Rogers

Heyo. Not really an artist, only uploading audio/songs I might need elsewhere.

AYYYYY ITS YA BOY FATHER OF THE FUTURE AKA LIL TOOT BITCH IM THE GRANDSON OF LIL PUMP AND XXXTESTOSTERONE! 

New album out February 1st, 2018. Prepare your assholes for some weird shit!

I like Undertale, Pokemon, Discord, Youtube, etc.

There's not much to say. If ya like Role-play, hit me up on soundcloud messages, my email or Discord. I may not respond immediately on all of these but I will respond. Most likely within 48 hours.

== RP Info ==
Name: Dust!Sans

Aliases: Dust, Dusty, Murderer, Smoke

Sexuality: Pan

Personality: Can be loving and caring but also deadly. Just stay on his good side and you won't need to worry about anything. He'll protect you, love you, and care for you.

== IRL Info ==

I'm Pansexual and taken. 

Capricorn. 

I'm a freshman, 14 years old, but I know more than I should so I can act older at times.

I like helping people. In any case. Whether it's mentally, emotionally or even with homework if needed. If you don't like the way I am, that's fine. But don't expect me to change for you. Just keepin' it real.

If you don't feel loved, respected, valued, etc... Hit me up. We can talk. I'll listen and give suggestions. Everyone is welcome. Guys, Gals, Intersex, Non-Binary, Littles and everyone that you can possibly think of. I'm here for ya.

Hey... You're important okay? You mean a lot to someone. Whether you realize it or not. Maybe your sibling. Maybe an old friend is thinking about you right now. Maybe someone has a crush on you. Someone cares. Please... If you're thinking about harming yourself, think about it first. If you need someone to talk to, you can find someone. Whether you have to pay them or not, someone can try to help you. I'm a free supporter. I'll listen to you and give you tips based off of my experiences if you need it. But please... just try. Make it through. I believe in you.

_  🏳️‍🌈_🏳️‍🌈____🏳️‍🌈_🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴
_🏳️‍🌈___🏳️‍🌈_🏳️‍🌈____🏳️‍🌈_ 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵
_🏳️‍🌈_____🏳️‍🌈______🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘖𝘯 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳
__🏳️‍🌈_____/______🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘗𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘐𝘧
___🏳️‍🌈____\_____🏳️‍🌈__ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 Support
____🏳️‍🌈___/___🏳️‍🌈____ LGBTQ
______🏳️‍🌈_\_🏳️‍🌈_____

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